I'd pretend to torture the shark with the scalpel and wait for some animal rights organization members to come. When they arrive, I'd set one of them on fire with a match and ask which one they choose to release first? Their burning friend or the shark? Last but not least, I'd empty the air tank, put some water inside it and also the shark there to show I'd never hurt a shark. I know this was lame and Crazy Elf Boy didn't give me animal rights organization members and water, but this also took me forever to write, so please understand Asperger!

What would you use animal rights organization members, water, an abacus and a USB adapter for?