<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd write Japanese. OK, it can be argued if some hiraganas and katakanas correspond to western vowels, but I had to say this because I'm not the only Japanese-speaking TPMer.

What would you do if you had to spare a huge amont of money?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably spend it on frivalous things.

What would you do if you couldn't eat salt?

[Fett One]

Stop eating out since restaurants use a lot of salt in their food.


What would you do if you found out you were bullet proof?

[Knight of Time]

Go out and buy one of the most powerful laser guns I could find, then look for some stupid gun-totting criminals who think they can kill me with their guns, only to find I can incinerate them with ease.

What would you do if the guns criminals sometimes use evolved into laser guns?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Run away faster.

What would you do if zombies took over your town?

[Fett One]

Get a shotgun and use the zombies for target practice

What would you do if a gangster tried to force you to leave your home and place of business?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would pull out my gun and give him a standoff, then shoot.

What would you do if you could only walk in a dance like motion?

[Knight of Time]

I'd start up a dance club and get others to join by teaching them the moves.

What would you do if everyone in your town had been duplicated multiple times, including yourself?

[Fett One]

Let all of the dups do my work for me.

What would you do if Wookies landed on Earth?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Welcome them and ask them where I can find other cool Star Wars creatures.

What would you do if I began to mimic you at TPM?

[Magmar]

I'd lol.

What would you do if you woke up one day and were a Sailor Senshi? (Maybe we could make an exception and let Mike reply!)

[Fett One]

Never leave the house so people won't find out I've been turned into a woman?


What would you do if you woke up one day and were a Sailor Senshi? (Now Mikachu can reply without breaking the rules)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd start fighting against crime and demons, find the other Senshi-tachi, and after finding them all, kill Tuxedo Mask and throw a twisted party with kinky surprises including miniskirts and stuff with the other Senshi.

Thanks Magmar and Fett One! I hope that wasn't too vulgar.

What would you do if TPM members started posting kinky stuff all the time?

[Knight of Time]

I'd not join the group, and feel upset over the possible downfall of TPM.

What would you do if everything in life was upside down?

[Fett One]

Probably get dizzy from all of the blooding rushing to my head since I would have to do everything while upside down

What would you do if you were turned into The Thing from Fantastic Four?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make fun of people who try to hurt me.

What would you do if everytime you touch a computer, it broke?

[Knight of Time]

I'd become a professional Mr. Fix-It-Who-Could-Repair-A-Broken-Computer-In-Minutes.

What would you do if you could only have either a mouse or a keyboard for your computer, but not both?

[Fett One]

I'll pick the keyboard since you can't type with a mouse

What would you do if you got drunk at your own wedding?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to maintain my calm, which would be hard because I don't think I'd need much alcohol to get drunk, since I have only tasted alcohol a few times before.

What would you do if reality was a dream and dreams were reality?

[Knight of Time]

I'd get myself the girl of my dreams, date her for a while, then propose a couple of years later, and marry her within 3 years or so of the first date.

What would you do if a cloud of termites was slowly closing in on your house?

[Fett One]

Cover my house in pesticide and then stay at a relatives until it's safe to go back inside the house

What would you do if you successfully stole art from a museum?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Throw the painting into an ocean. I don't care about art that much, to be honest.

What would you do if it started to rain 1,000$ bills?

[Knight of Time]

Wonder where all this money came from, then take it to the police, just so that nobody would be able to get greedy and possibly get some of that big amount of money for themselves.

What would you do if you had to go to school/college/university all year round, including the Christmas holidays?

[Fett One]

Snap from all of the stress

What would you do if you had to purposely ruin your own birthday party?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Invent something really twisted.

What would you do if you were Harry Potter?

[Knight of Time]

Wish I was myself again, as I don't like him all that much (no offense to anyone here who's a Harry Potter fan).

What would you do if you found a seemingly empty beehive stuck to the front door of your house?

[Fett One]

Get someone to remove it since I'm not going anywhere near it

What would you do if you invented a machine that could control the weather?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Bring winter here, it's my favourite season as most of you already know.

What would you do if you couldn't write with a keyboard, only with a pen?

[Knight of Time]

I'd invent a peripheral that would give the computer the ability to emulate the pen like a keyboard, or even the mouse.

What would you do if several of your opposite-sex friends invited you to their future weddings, and they all had them on the same day?

[Fett One]

Don't go to any of them so I can avoid playing favorites

What would you do if several members of your family choose to have their weddings on the same day as yours?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Have a huge wedding party.

What would you do if I sent you a PM once a day?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably feel loved slightly.

What would you do if you couldn't ever eat cheese?

[Knight of Time]

I'd not eat any foods that wouldn't be the same without the cheese.

What would you do if Earth was going to be destroyed in the distant future by aliens from another planet?

[Fett One]

Try to prevent it from happening

What would you do if Power Rangers were real?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Shame on myself because I never watched Power Rangers. Other than that, I'd ask them if they could help me in becoming a superhero myself.

What would you do if everytime you went outside, every single passer-by insulted you?

[Knight of Time]

I'd ignore the insults and carry on with my life.

What would you do if you were mistaken for someone's lost love?

[Fett One]

Try to convince them that they made a mistake

What would you do if you were a cop that had to go undercover as a school teacher?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go crazy, it would get my role confused since I'm a teacher already.

What would you do if you became deaf?

[Knight of Time]

Learn sign language so that people would be able to understand what I was trying to say.

What would you do if someone put a light bulb over your head and asked you if you had an idea?

[Fett One]

Try to come up with an idea

What would you do if your attempt at politics was foiled by your family?