Happy Funtimes Thread: Aunt Flow visits shazza

[shazza]

I just ended a sentence with 4 consecutive words beginning with the letter 'A.' I do believe that's a new record.

No it isn't.

Shut the fuck up.

[Zak]

I just ended a sentence with 4 consecutive words beginning with the letter 'A.' I do believe that's a new record.

I just ended a sentence with 4 consecutive words beginning with 'my fist' and ending with 'your face'. I do believe that's a new record.

[Blademaster]

^That demands sigging. Somebody sig that.

[shazza]

I don't see the humor. You guys are fucking retarded.

[kainashi]

i give it a 0 out of 10.

[abunaidesu]

I don't see the humor. You guys are fucking retarded.

It's Zak, remember?

[Houndoom_Lover]

XD Ruhohohoho, I'll jump on the gravy train- that was hiiiilarious :3

[Blademaster]

It has been done, Blademaster.

Excellent.

I don't see the humor. You guys are fucking retarded.

NO!

[Systematic Revolution]

It's okay, Blade.

Shazza's just jealous

!

[Crystal Mew]

Thats funny. last time I heard that I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur

[shazza]

NO!

Is that Culex or Lecter coming out?

It's okay, Blade.

Shazza's just jealous

!

I'm not jealous, I'm just really surprised and disappointed that you all replied like "XD OMG DAT IS SO FUNNI" to a post that was pretty medicore and unoriginal. I'm sure Zak himself knows that he's come up with much better in the past.

[Angel Blossom]

I'm not jealous, I'm just really surprised and disappointed that you all replied like "XD OMG DAT IS SO FUNNI" to a post that was pretty medicore and unoriginal. I'm sure Zak himself knows that he's come up with much better in the past.

Welcome to TPM. Enjoy your stay.

[firepokemon]

Bah shut the fuck up little ones.

[shazza]

I am on my period, you see.

[Blademaster]

You'd do well to listen to him, shazza... Something unfortunate may happen if you don't.

[shazza]

What the fuck is this? Is this topic an excuse to troll and flame? That could be fun, but if we're doing it just for the sake of it, it might lose its purpose!

[Houndoom_Lover]

Hell, Shazza, when I'm on my period, I don't go about and act like a terbo bitch- have some self control, man! Your body functions are no excuse :3

[Lady Vulpix]

Trolling and flaming? No. That's still against the rules. But if you're going to keep making posts like the ones in this thread, at least keep them away from other topics.

In other words, I don't think any of the above posts are offensive enough to merit an infraction or a warning, but I don't want them filling up threads which have a different purpose.

[shazza]

Who is Houndoom_Lover?

[Houndoom_Lover]

I is Houndoom_Lover- the ever loveable person thing. I do ze Card of the Week, and post eeeeeverywhere. And I think it's distustingly weak when woman are controlled by their bodies, so work on that.

I know Blade would never beable to live with me if I acted on my period like a foaming wild cat. :3

[shazza]

I'm sorry, Houndoom_Lover. It's just that when Aunt Flow comes for a visit, I cannot contain anger and rage. Surely, as a fellow vagina-possessor, you have also experienced this?

[Houndoom_Lover]

....I have, I guess, but I don't let the on-slaught of periods control me. Like, seriously, F' Mother nature. Why should we all hafta act like batches, we're already bleeding out of orfices...

I bleed so much >w> I mostly get overwhemingly depressed, not so much ragey, actually. I wonder if anyone notices, I hope not. People shouldn't smather their emotions on others-

Like used butter. It's gross.

Anyone have a landreee machine I can buy off 'em. -_- The school won't replace oura.

[Lady Vulpix]

Wow, I guess I'm lucky. I have a few completely unrelated health issues, but my periods only mean that I have to wear pads.

[shazza]

I am sorry, I do not currently have a spare laundry machine for you to borrow and/or purchase. If the situation changes, rest assured you will be the first to know of my new circumstances. I hope your search is a successful one.

I don't wear pads, my underwear is more than sufficient.

(Spoiler:) I'm a guy

[Gavin Luper]

The last five posts in this thread = why I will never be a hetero.

[kainashi]

I've heard men that have distrusted women just because they're the only animal breathing that can bleed for five days straight and still live. To me, it's come to be a sign of strength.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Damn right bleeding is a strength. :3 I'm hungry. I like this thread. I have so much to say. Like I smell like melted butter. What's up with that? Shazza, men shouldn't be bleeding. You should get that checked out. You made be dead.

Fucking zombies, all up in a forum grill.

Oh, Luper, you silly thing. Guess who got a B on their Math test. This gal right here did.

Anyone listen to "Cool men don't look at explosions?" That song's so funny

[Heald]

In order to give this topic some meaning instead of it just becoming a hole of spam, of which there are far too many in Misc, I'm designating this the Happy Funtimes Thread.

Enjoy.

[abunaidesu]

I hate Aunt Flow. She makes my hunger cravings increase tenfold.

(Spoiler:) not fat

[Houndoom_Lover]

Oh, Kiyone, embrass your inner fatness! Damn, we got a Nathan's up at the campus, I never had Nathan's before this. It's so yummy, but it gives me a belly ache after it. I eat too fast!

[Systematic Revolution]

(Spoiler:) I'm a guy

I don't believe it.

PS: I sigged it out of stupidity not hilarity.

[Lady Vulpix]

So Gavin can't stand the thought of menstruation, and is so affected by it that it marks his impression of women as a whole? That's... scary.

In any case, Heald makes a good point. Good move with the title change.

[classy_cat18]

I always thought of myself during my period as Godzilla and everyone else (especially men) as the little Japanese people running around and screaming.

Me: "GIVE ME CHOCOLATE! RAWWWR!"

[Crystal Mew]

I've heard men that have distrusted women just because they're the only animal breathing that can bleed for five days straight and still live. To me, it's come to be a sign of strength.

LOL that's the first time I've heard a guy say its a sign of strength, bravo john.

I hate aunt flow too she makes me irritable for about a week, sometimes gives me a pretty bad backache for 2 weeks...can make me feel like I'm starving for a few days...and make my chest hurt sooo bad!

thats why I'm glad I have a friend named Midol

[kainashi]

LOL that's the first time I've heard a guy say its a sign of strength, bravo john.

i copy pasted it from some girl's blog. i remember hearing something like that somewhere before and found that.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Ff, Midol is your crutch, Crystal Mew, your crutch! Anyway, no one ever knows when I'm bleeding-ruhur, I'm so mellow all the time...or really hystrung, but never like in-between, so know one can ever tell...

Using one's period as an excuse is lame. I'm mad because a hive of bees stung my uterus, now that's something to complain about.

[kainashi]

MIDOL IS YOUR SAVIOR

[Houndoom_Lover]

*pictures Midol crusified* That make a darn good commerical for it XD Get on that, someone.

Should we discuss the grossness of tampons next, or the really large spider I just killed in my dorm?

[kainashi]

spiders. something even the men can talk about!

[Crystal Mew]

Well most of the time I just go without any pain meds at all, and just suffer through. the only time I use something is when I need to be somewhere (like work) and I'm doubled over in extreme pain..which was the case last month.

even then I only used it to get me through the day, other than that I'm STRONG.

I find those girls that have to tell the entire world when she's on her period really annoying. shut up, we all (girls..) have to go through it no one really cares!!

oh spiders are gross, I hate them