Hi there Kyuu. Names DL. I'm one of the two people that run these here parts.
o.O I'd like to ref your battle, if you'd like. Unless of course there's another ref somewhere...But watch how fast you get a battler after this message.
Open Challange
2 On 2
DQ: 5 Days.
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
Any takers?
Hi there Kyuu. Names DL. I'm one of the two people that run these here parts.
o.O I'd like to ref your battle, if you'd like. Unless of course there's another ref somewhere...But watch how fast you get a battler after this message.
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'll take the battle
Told you, lol.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
"DL used Future Sight!"
Alright then, time for my first battle
I'll send out my Squirtle♂
Lets go, Surskit!
So I guess I start attacking
I'll start with a Water Gun, followed by a Tackle, ending with a Skull Bash
Sunny day-Solarbeamx2
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
100/100
Rocking time
Water Gun~Tackle~Skull Bash
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
100/100
Swift bugger
Sunny Day~Solarbeam x 2
===Round 1===
Its another brilliant day out 'ere. The Desert Oasis is a solitary place, usually a travelling Kardashian band of folk shuttle through, but that's all. Today though, we'll have ourselves a battle. Unbraced vs Kyuuketsuki.
They both released their Pokemon, both heading for the oasis itself. Squirtle stops, and stares up at the sun a bit, before firing a Water Gun at the water skimming Surskit. The bug is barely affceted by the attack,and skims about, doing an intricate water dance...that brings even more heat to the area.
Squ: -3E ==///== Sur: -4E/-2H
Sun: 4 rds
With the sun blazing, Squirtle opted for the more social approach. He ran and dove in the water, swimming hastily toward the Surskit, whom was glowing. Blasting water from his mouth, Squirtle propelled himself into Surskit, tackling him underwater.
An immense blast of energy blasts forth a few seconds later, and Squirtle goes flying out the water, and across the sand. That's gotta burn.
Squ: -3E/-20H ==///== Sur: -10E/-4H
Squirtle charges up while he's down, centering himself on his target. Once he gets a positive lock, he runs forward, only to be struck by a second SolarBeam. This....can get mean fast...cause Squirtle is still airborne. Surskit watches in amazement as the trtle flips off of the beam and still comes careening in for a titanic hit that once again submerges them both! Ow..
Squ: -9E/-20H ==///== Sur: -10E/-13H
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
60/85
Bashed up already
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
81/76
Lil bug, BIG PAWAA
Unb
Last edited by DarkestLight; 27th September 2009 at 07:54 AM. Reason: Fixed Skull bash
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Giga Drain-SolarBeamx2
Withdraw followed by a Bite and then Dig
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
60/85
Bashed up already
Withdraw~Bite~Dig
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
81/76
Lil bug, BIG PAWAA
Giga Drain~Solarbeam x 2
===Round 2===
Both underwater currently, both aquatic types are as still just as nimble. Squirtle quickly withdraws into its shell and floats to the surface, while Surskit begins to leech and and all life out of his opponent. It works, far too well..
Squ: -3E/-16H ==///== Sur: -8E/+8H
Reaching the surface, Squirtle gasped for air. Not because he was suffocating or drowning, but because having your life ripped from you is taxing, to say the least. He looked back down, and dove right back in, being able to swim and bite Surskit's legs-which made the little bugger forget his next objective..
Squ: -5E ==///== Sur: *Fl*
Reeling from the bite, Surskit focused back on his target, and a light began to shine. Squirtle swam for the base of the pool, and began to dig. His action was pretty timely, as he got underground right before the Solarbeam struck the mound of dirt.
Squ: -4E ==///== Sur: -10E
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
44/73
Not so simple, ha!
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
89/58
Ok sucker, yer mine
Kyuu
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Squirtle use Dig to dig a hole under Surskit , then use Rapid Spin to attack Surstkit from below end with a Tackle.
Use Signal Beam into The hole, then Giga Drain to stop it from spinning and finish with Agility to Dodge The tackle
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
44/73
Not so simple, ha!
Dig~Rapid Spin~Tackle
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
89/58
Ok sucker, yer mine
Signal Beam~Giga Drain~Agility
===Round 3===
Well now, with Squirtle out of visible sight, Surskit can only wait under the water. Well he wouldn't wait for long, as a burrowing Squirtle came lurching out of the ground behind him. Both reeling backwards in water, Surskit separated them both via a Signal Beam at point blank range.
Squ: -3E/-8H ==///== Sur: -6E/-4H
Squirtle backed away in the water, but quickly began to rotate in order to create a Whirlpool to ensnare the water-slider. Surskit tried to glide backwards, but found himself caught up in the typhoon. That was actually a great thing,as he slid around on the inside of the whirlpool.
From that vantage point, it was easy to latch onto Squirtles mass and Giga Drain him a bit more.
Squ: -3E/-16H ==///== Sur: -8E/-3H/+8H
Backing away, Squirtle finally surfaced. Surskit followed post haste, and lunged skyward, avoiding Squirtles front on Tackle. Landing back on the water, Surskit renewed its perfect surface tension balance, leaven Squirtle to bob quietly.
Squ: -4E ==///== Sur: -3E +2 Spd
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
20/63
Damn tricky!
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
90/41
+_2 Spd
Ugh annoying
Sun: 2 rounds
Unb
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sunny Day-Solarbeam-bubble beam
Use Rainy Day followed by a Water Pulse, then Aqua Tail.
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
20/63
Damn tricky!
Rainy Day~Water Pulse~Aqua Tail
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
90/41
+2 Spd
Ugh annoying
Sunny Day~Solarbeam~Bubblebeam
===Round 4===
The sun still blazing down upon them, Squirtle thought it best to continue the warmth. He skipped back on to land and began to dance about. The Sun continued to stay out, until Surskit glid about.
The gliding insect was a bit hasty, and so the weather didn't really seem to change. But Squirtles Dance definitely changed things, bringing a nice helping of Rain.
Squ: -4E ==///== Sur: -4E
Rain: 2 rds
Rain's here. That kept Surskit stuck in its tracks. As Surskit charged incessantly, trying to grab at any ray of light, a thicker than average Water Pulse rained on the bug. Yay for resistance.
Squ: -4E ==///== Sur: *crg*-5H
Surskit huffed, as the Solarbeam STILL was charging. This was not how things should have turned out! Another Water attack from Squirtle put Surskit on his back. Aggravated Surskit was.
Squ: -4E ==///== Sur: *crg*-5H
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
20/51
Got you!
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
80/37
+2 Spd
Ugh annoying
Rain: 2 rounds
Kyuu
Last edited by DarkestLight; 29th September 2009 at 07:34 PM. Reason: WTF how did I switch attacks like that
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Focus Punch, Blizzard and finally Hydro Pump.
Uh... DL, you switched our attacks
He did? *scrolls up* oooh... I thought it was the other way around... That would mean Squirtle is out of the battle... I think
No i didn...wtf? UGH! Why did I get that mixed. Edited. You can switch yer attacks Kyuu.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'll stick with the attacks I chose.
Giga Drain-Sunny day-Solar Beam
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
20/51
Got you!
Focus Punch~Blizzard~Hydro Pump
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
80/37
+2 Spd
Ugh annoying
Giga Drain~Sunny Day~Solar Beam
===Round 5===
The rain was not really making things easy for any competitor. But for Surskit, the time had come. Maxed out-he fired off that long awaited Solarbeam-to Squirtle's dismay. It smashed into the amphibian, and blasted Squirtle to the far end of the oasis.
Squ: -20H ==///== Sur: -10E
Huh. Bye Squirtle..
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X X
Squirtle M
0/51
Not even a move off!
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
80/27
+2 Spd
Finally
Rain: ~2 rounds
Kyuu releases, Unbraced attacks
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'll choose my Swablu♀
Toxic-Hydro Pump-Blizzard
Sing, Safeguard then Dragon Pulse.
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X
Swablu M
100/100
Not even a move off!
Sing~Safeguard~Dragon Pulse
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
80/27
+2 Spd
Finally
Toxic~Hydro Pump~Blizzard
===Round 6===
Kyuu recalled his Squirtle, and in his stead, released a Swablu. Lotta blue Pokemon...err anyway. Surskit skimmed back to the water, and watched as the flying Pokemon presented a new type of problem. Aerial combat. So, Surskit spat at it. Swablu watched the Toxic fly up, and moved backwards to avoid it, all the way chirping a lullaby that lulled Surskit to sleep.
Surskits sleep standing on water. You really can't beat that...that's some Jesus stuff right there.
Swa: -3E ==///== Sur: -3E
Snoozing away, Surskit is unbothered as Swablu takes its time and constructs a pretty decent Safeguard around itself. Pretty protected there.
Swa: -4E ==///== Sur: slp
SG: 4 rounds
Feeling confident, Swablu flies low at the bug and fires a Draconic blast that sends Surskit flying across the oasis, onto land. It...raises no objection cause its still asleep!
Swa: -6E ==///== Sur: -7H
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X
Swablu M
100/87
Gonna take him by storm
SG: 3 rounds
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
73/24
+2 Spd
Drat
Rain: ~1 round
Kyuu attacks
Last edited by DarkestLight; 3rd October 2009 at 05:22 PM.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ice Beam, Sunny Day then Heat Wave.
DL you made Swablu have Squirtle's stats at the top.
No I didn't![]()
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Heh... yeah you didn't...![]()
Sleep talk x3
If you wake up the first turn use Blizzard, Second Rain Dance, third Blizzard
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X
Swablu M
100/87
Gonna take him by storm
SG: 3 rounds
Ice Beam~Sunny Day~Heat Wave
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
73/24
+2 Spd
Drat
Sleep Talk x 3
Sub: Blizzard~Rain Dance~Blizzard
===Round 7===
With Surskit asleep, Swablu wastes no time in calling upon a nice concentrated beam of Ice and shocking the living daylights out of Surskits system...but it does not snap him out of sleep. Instead, Surskit just seemed to orient his body toward Swablu's current position...
Swa: -8E ==///== Sur: -5E/-4H
Well then. With Surskit now charging up a hectic attack-Swablu is confused. The rain seems to be fading, but it lasts long enough for Swablu to be tagged by a Hydro Pump. Swablu crashed into the sands, dazed from that hectic blow., But no more she decreed, as the skies began to part-the clouds leaving for glorious sunshine.
Swa: -4E/-15H ==///== Sur: -5E
Sun: 3 rds
With the Sun out now, Surskit seemed to finally stir. One eye opened hastily, realizing that things were not as he remembered them. The speedy bug was quick to conjure up a hellion of bad weather, Ice whipping in and causing Swablu serious pain. But Swablu wasn't quite having it. A Wave of Heart erupted from the little bird and forced that Blizzard to bend around it, at the same time reaching Surskit and scorching him.
Swa: -9E/-14H ==///== Sur: -10E/-14H
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X
Swablu M
71/66
Feel the HEAT!
SG: 2 rounds
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
55/4
+2 Spd
Drat
Sun: 2 rounds
Notes: Blizzard and Heat Wave kinda canceled each other out-hence the lowered damage to Swablu.
First Sleep Talk was Mind Reader, second Hydro Pump.
Unbraced attacks
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ice beam-Icy wind-Blizzard
Screw Energy, were going all out!
Steel Wing, Sing then Dream Eater if he fell asleep, if not use Endure.
2 on 2 new!
===Rules===
DQ: Standard
Banned Attacks: None
DQ: 5 days
Arena: Desert Oasis - A very hot area, sand in every direction with a few trees and a small lake in the middle of the Oasis, it's not very deep nor very shallow, wide enough to fit a Gyrados but not a Wailord. No rocks anywhere but the bottom of the lake. In case a Pokemon is underwater, it is still visible clearly.
===Battlers===
Kyuuketsuki X
Swablu M
71/66
Feel the HEAT!
SG: 2 rounds
Steel Wing~Sing~Dream Eater
Sub: Endure
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
55/4
+2 Spd
Drat
Ice Beam~Icy Wind~Blizzard
===Round 8===
Surskit found his new adversary to be quite the nuisance. Swiftly as he could, the bug flung itself forward, and used the last of its energy to fire a weaker than normal Ice Beam at the flier. It struck, and Swablu spiraled to the left. Swablu banked back though, and careened into the skimmer with his left wing.
Swa: -6E/-8H ==///== Sur: -4E/-7H
Needing energy, Surskit was a sitting duck for a second lullably to rock him to sleep. Damn that Swablu and his immaculate Singing.
Swa: -3E ==///== Sur: x_Z
The Sun still beaming down, Swablu now hopped over and began to inspect the bug first hand. It had spindly legs..something was was actually quite nummy! So, the crafty bird entered the bug's dreams and made it so that he ate Surskit's legs. The Bug wriggled in fright, but still he slept.
Swa: -7E/+5H ==///== Sur: -9H
===Stats===
Kyuuketsuki X
Swablu M
68/50
Sleep sucka!
SG: 1 round
VS
Unbraced X X
Surskit M
39/20
+2 Spd
MORE SLEEP!
Sun: 1 round
Unbraced-when you get to 0 energy-I ref it that you hafta go two actions without moving, and then you get 20 energy back.
Kyuu
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Entertaining quotes!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Time to finish it off
Aerial Ace, Roost then another Aerial Ace!
Icy Wind-Relax-Icy Wind