Kanye West is a douche

[Magmar]

Here are the lyrics of 'Single Ladies':

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT IF YOU LIKE IT YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT

WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH WOAH-HO-HO-HO-OH-OH-OH

(repeat ad nauseum)

Yes, very poignant, I can't even begin to fathom how this was beaten.

LMFAO. Too right! Ugh. Don't forget the kneeling-standing Catholic church mass dance that they're all doing, flapping their hands like idiots.

[Houndoom_Lover]

I've had that song stuck in my head for like two days. Saying that you prefer Swift over Beyoncé when you're a dude gives you 28 Gay Points on the Homosexual Chart. That's like insta-gay. Just add babycorn :3

Also, I'll deduck ten gay points from anyone who can tell me what book I'm referancing.

That only good thing Swift has ever given us is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdjBSpNlg8

[Crystal Mew]

the only time single ladies pops into my head, is when I'm at a wedding and they say "all the single ladies come catch the boquet!"

then I start singing it

[Jeff]

My sister is actually going to have that song play when she tosses the bouquet at her wedding.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I play that song through my ghettoblaster when I walk around naked on the street, but it doesn't work. Perhaps I shouldn't have weared socks.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Haha, aww! I love when people sing in unison XD And Jeff, that's way too funny! That'll be a fun wedding though!

Oh yeah, MLG, you gotta ditch the socks- I need to get me a ghettoblaster :3

[Drago]

Saying that you prefer Swift over Beyoncé when you're a dude gives you 28 Gay Points on the Homosexual Chart. That's like insta-gay. Just add babycorn :3

You seem to be misunderstanding us. We're not saying that we particularly like Taylor Swift. We're just saying that Beyoncé's stuff is shit. There's a difference.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Hmmhmm, sounds like the same tune to me *taps my teeth* I'll beleive you...this time :3, but I'd refrain from picking out throw rugs for a while if I were you.

[Kurosakura]

You seem to be misunderstanding us. We're not saying that we particularly like Taylor Swift. We're just saying that Beyoncé's stuff is shit. There's a difference.

Whatever he said. I'm not a fan of either of them, since Taylor Swift's voice is too whiny and she's not all that attractive (in my opinion anyway), and Beyonce's music is that mainstream junk. However, I can't fathom how Single Ladies managed to top all of the other music videos. Apparently having two backup dancers, sex appeal, and putting things in black and white make things awesome. This is why I don't bother with the stuff that plays on the radio, anymore, cause it makes my ears bleed when I hear it and blinds me when I watch it.

*goes back to ASBland*

[DarkestLight]

>> Ok I'm jumping in real fast.

Those are NOT the lyrics to Single Ladies.

[Chorus]

[Verse 1]
Now put your hands up
Up in the club (club, just broke up (up)
I'm doing my own little thing
You decided to dip (dip) and now you wanna trip (trip)
Cuz another brother noticed me
I'm up on him (him), he up on me (me)
Don't pay him any attention
Done cried my tears (tears), for three good years(years)
Ya can't be mad at me

[Chorus]

Verse 2
I got gloss on my lips (lips), a man on my hips(hips)
Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
Acting up (up), drink in my cup (cup)
I can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cuz you had your turn (turn)
And now you gone learn
Wat it really feels like to miss me

Those are the Lyrics, that-what you posted, was simply the chorus. S'all I'm saying .

[Drago]

Reads like a Twitter post.

[Magmar]

I never realized that musical preferences determined my sexuality! I must be REALLY straight, then, based off what I listen to. No way I like man parts, just vajayjays.