The darkest part of the basement has no light, with rumours that there are wandering spirits down there, it would be a tough job for me to exterminate them, but believe me, I have the suspicion that these ghosts did something crazy to that poor boy who they tricked into believing he could become an elf and work for Santa Claus.

Next challenge: Write a sentence that has none of the following letters: R, S, T, L, N, E (cookie to whoever gets this and can guess the reference I'm making here)