Honor Among Thieves

[Sike Saner]

Sike you owe me 5 dollars for using the intro space of my post to promote your thread.

And you owe me ten dollars for making me go all the way to your thread to finish responding to your review. ;o

Blue isn't a real color, hm.

Of course not. Huidblue, on the other hand...

BAD TOUCH! PEDO ALARM! ALERT THE NEAREST AUTHORITY! STAY AWAY FROM THE NAUGHTY BITS! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

And THAT'S NO GOOD!

I take it these kids have never been exposed to Harry Potter either. You clearly haven't been exposed to it, either.

Exposed to it? So then... Harry Potter doesn't have a gender? ...Does he have a grender?

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THAT IS HOW YOU DO A DIVIDER. NOT THREE ASTERISKS. A BUNCH OF DASHES. TAKE NOTE OF THIS.

Actually, I think the correct way to do a divider might be to use three rapidash smilies.

WHAT IS THIS VIOLATION OF CANON? THE af;lkjglk;uer CHRONICLES IS VERY SERIOUS AND STICKS CLOSELY TO ITS CANON AND ANY FAN CHRONICLE MUST ALSO BE VERY VERY SERIOUS NOT ONE OUNCE OF HUMOR OR SARCASM OR RANDOMNESS... ESPECIALLY NOT RANDOMNESS. But that's besides the point. GIRL DOES NOT HAVE FRIENDS... OR A PERSONALITY... OR ANY SORT OF CHARACTER WHATSOEVER. GIRL ONLY DOES ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY. HE GRABS CHEESE. EATS IT. AND IT FUCKING TASTES GOOD. YOU GOT THAT?

LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA...

...Wait, that doesn't work for text that's seen rather than heard. Damn.

*sigh* You're right, though... The af;lkjglk;uer Chronicles is serious business. Dead serious. It should keep me up at night.

The fourth wall called. Said he will see you in court. You're being sued for damages.

My attorney is a pile of orange M&Ms. The fourth wall is fucked.

ababandon (v.) - to cease activities in progress and answer someone who happens to be complaining about your status in a work of fiction.

Nice--I see you have the latest edition of the Spam and Typo Dictionary.

Nothing like a button on the cellphone placed near where you hold it that toggles your ability to output on and off. Mute buttons ftl.

Agreed.

I am now enamored with the word protecções.

Sooner or later, everyone is.

On a related note, when I clicked those search links, I saw the phrase "PALÁCIO DA TUBA"--only 12% of people are destined to become enamored with that.

THIS IS THE LEVEL OF THE VERSION!

If a t-shirt were made with that phrase on it, I would so wear it.

So would I. If only one shirt in the entire universe could ever be made with that phrase on it, I would have to fight you for it.

...I would totally lose. :(

Wow, you babelfished this so hard that the translator is even drawing blanks.

"You Babelfished this so hard" sounds kinda dirty... X3

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Bitch still didn’t pop.

This should also be a t-shirt.

Heh, agreed again. X3

Maybe the dragon should, you know, give into his fictional primal urges. Maybe he should barbecue a few humans. Maybe then he wouldn't be so boring. Maybe... just maybe.

It would certainly result in an interesting smell.

Are you sure about that? What if Poppity Pop-Pop IS a real-world brand?

Well, then I'll just have to go and hang myself.

“Uh-uh. No. Screw this random crap,” she said, leaving the recommended popcorn where it sat and getting the hell out of that store. It’s too bad that she didn’t buy it. That shit really does pop reliably, very reliably—seriously, you hardly ever see any dud kernels in there, let alone like a third of a freaking bag of ’em.

I was just about to point out how you wouldn't know because said brand does not exist... or so we think.

…Okay, the real reason you don’t see any unpopped kernels in there is because you don’t see any kernels due to the fact that that brand doesn’t actually exist.

But then you had to ruin it by actually pointing it out. Thus putting me out of work. DAMN YOU!

>:3

Bad Sike. Bad unnecessary Harry Potter character reference.

(I'd have referenced Albus Dumbledore here)

Albus Dumbledore wouldn't have referenced you. ;(

A good af;lkjglk;uer author can't be fucked to provide details. Because they're just that good.

...Oh God, is af;lkjglk;uer a genre now? XD

Now all I can think about is hot lava ass. I can't think of anything sarcastic or random to mention here.

Such is the power of hot lava ass. That and burning things.

Good call. Personally I would have turned the popcorn kernel into cheese. Or perhaps the grocery store. Perhaps also the dragon. Perhaps the bridle.

OH MY GOD I HAD NEVER SEEN THAT PHRASE USED ANYWHERE PRIOR TO SEEING IT USED THERE.

I would have gone that route.

That route wouldn't have gone you. ;(

This story sucks. I'd rather suck horse cock while playing with raccoon feces.

Yeah, I was going for this level of quality. I failed. :(

I'd rather fondle hot lava ass... mmm... hot lava ass... I can't stop saying this phrase. In short, this story sucks hot lava ass. Which may actually mean a good thing coming from me.

Or it could mean that they're going to give pinsir an evo in the next generation and that it's going to be part textile-type.


Well, anyway, thanks for reading and for replying! ^^

...God, it feels weird saying that in someone else's thread. X3;