<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Fett One]

Do everything I can to prove my innocence

What would you do if you witnessed a crime and the criminal threatened to kill you if you testified?

[Knight of Time]

Pass a note to the judge (with or without the help of members of the jury), asking him if he could have a tough restraint passed onto the criminal so that he'd be unable to reach me physically while I testify against him.

What would you do if you were stuck in a truck with a bunch of fully inflated, water filled balloons completely surrounding you, and the only thing that could help you out was a mechanical pencil?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably start smashing my way out and hope I would't drown from thre resulting water.

What would you do if you owned a high chain of hotels which all caught fire?

[Fett One]

Collect the insurance money and then movie to Hawaii

What would you do if you fell asleep while in the middle of taking a test?

[Knight of Time]

Wake up, apologize to the teacher/learning manager/professor for accidentally falling asleep, do my best to finish the test, and pray that I passed it on the first try.

What would you do if you saw that someone named Kenny was murdered in real life (not Kenny from South Park), and Stan and Kyle from South Park came in and said their usual lines whenever their Kenny is killed?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably feel sorry for the parents/relatives of that Kenny.

What would you do if you woke up on the day one of your assignments was due but you hadn't started yet?

[Fett One]

Either rush to get it done or simply don't do it if it is a minor assignment.


What would you do if you gained super powers but the government didn't want you using the powers?

[Knight of Time]

I'd give them up in a hurry.

What would you do if you had to help someone who was in a serious car accident, but was not badly injured?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably get the jaws of life from my boot then help them out.

What would you do if you were flung into the future where the Earth was ruled by giant carrots?

[Kat 76]

If the government's fine, do nothing; carrots can be people too, I guess. However if the carrots are corrupt, stage a massive eating-fest and devour all the carrots. Just like that PPG episode, though that was invading alien broccoli…

What would you do if you woke up as an anthropomorphic animal, and everyone treated you like normal?

[Fett One]

Enjoy it for a while and then try to figure out how to reverse it

What would you do if you ruined a very important event and everyone ended up hating you for it?

[Knight of Time]

Apologize as sincerely as possible, and get out of there FAST, keeping my back turned to everyone.

What would you do if you could use only one sense at a time (e.g. if you were trying to hear something, but you couldn't see, or if you were trying to see something, but couldn't touch it)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably learn to live with it as best as I can.

What would you do if you were stolen from your house at night and turned into a robot?

[Fett One]

Go on a killing spree


What would you do if your hands were replaced with sporks?

[Knight of Time]

Get digging lessons so that I could dig holes deep enough for unsuspecting criminals to fall into.

What would you do if your computer slowly started to die down, and you were caught in a race against time to save all your important files?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably try and save them all, if I couldn't probably chuck a fit.

What would you do if you lost your left arm?

[Fett One]

Replace it with a robotic arm that has built in weapons so that no one would ever bug me again.

What would you do if the grammar nazi's had you arrested?

[Knight of Time]

I'd talk in their natural language so that it'd translate as "I'm one of you guys, you know, you shouldn't do this to one of your own", and make a clever escape.

What would you do if Santa Claus mistakenly put you on his bad list this Christmas?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I don't think I would mind, I am sure I could sell that coal for a pretty penny.

What would you do if insects ruled the world?

[Fett One]

Hide in my room due to my fear of insects

What would you do if you knew someone that leaves anchovies and coffee out for Santa, instead of milk and cookies? (I actually know someone that does this, which is how I came up with this)

[Knight of Time]

I'd warn Santa in advance about that person, and tell him that person is most likely on his bad list.

What would you do if you were at a wedding, and Santa Claus showed up at the reception?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably talk to him for a bit, find out his secret to travelling around the world in 1 night.

What would you do if you could pick up radio signals?

[Fett One]

Sell my radio since I would no longer need it.

What would you do if 2 different women wanted to marry you at the same time?

[Knight of Time]

I'd tell them I'm not quite ready for marriage yet, and having to make a "one or the other" kind of decision wouldn't be easy in this case.

What would you do if two women, one of your ethnicity, and one of different ethnicity, both began to fight over you for attention?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I don't know I would probably feel a bit good about myself.

What would you do if the internet went down?

[Fett One]

Depending on how long it is down for, I will either be really annoyed or ready to kill the person responsible.

What would you do if Hitler came back to life?

[Knight of Time]

Find the fastest and most painful way to kill him again, no way would I want him coming back to life, absolutely no way.

What would you do if terrorists had the power to restore life to their fallen fellow terrorists?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably hope we had the same ability.

What would you do if people could travel through time?

[Fett One]

Create laws to regulate time travel so people don't accidentally change the past

What would you do if you inherited a poverty stricken farm?

[Knight of Time]

Do my best to help it flourish.

What would you do if you started to play a platform-style game where your character had only one life, and no way to get any extra lives, and you barely made it to the final boss?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would get very pissed of but try again being more careful this time.

What would you do if you could break yourself into base molecules then reform at will?

[Fett One]

Make money as a side show attraction

What would you do if you found out you have an evil twin?

[Knight of Time]

I'd make a portal generator and kick the evil twin inside it so that he ends up in a limbo in which he'd never be seen again.

What would you do if your house had a lot of cameras installed in it in most places (except the washrooms) by your parents or some other authority figure(s)?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Find a way to disable them and get my freedom back.

What would you do if the Earth turned to cheese?

[Fett One]

Enjoy eating the cheese


What would you do if all technology broke whenever you touched it?

[Knight of Time]

OOC: That one sounds familiar...

Anyway, I'd just stop using anything technology related until the "curse" passes.

What woud you do if you had to answer a question from this game that originally occurred months ago?

[Catheri]

Um....answer it honestly.

What would you do if a nude man suddenly broke into your house carrying a frying pan?

[mr_pikachu]

Well then. If he attacked, I'd parry his strike and counterattack with a low snap kick to his crotch (or, if he was heavily focused on guarding that area, I'd batter him elsewhere until he fell). After disarming and adequately restraining him, I'd call the police to pick up the intruder.

If he didn't attack, I'd arm myself with a knife and command him to leave. If he did, end of story... although I would call the police. If he didn't, see above explanation.

I have the sudden impression that I sound like Dwight from The Office. Odd.

Anyway, what would you do if you woke up the morning of a final exam and realized that you had never attended the class and never read any of the course materials?

[Knight of Time]

I'd do my best to explain to the instructor that I'm a newbie to the class, and tell him/her that writing the exam would crush me (mentally, emotionally, and spiritually).

What would you do if you were forced to live in a home only full of people of the opposite gender, that were all looking for someone to give them advice on people of their opposite gender (same gender as the poster, just FYI)?

[Fett One]

Find the situation funny, and do my best to give advice

What would you do if you became obsessive with keeping things clean?