Oh, crap, I think I'm going to use Mephistopheles and Whirly-Gig the Carnivine.

Mephistopheles, gambol out wearing your dashing harlaquin (sp? :0) out fit with Whirly-Gig. You just look confused and bewhildered, please. Mephy, you bow and look sternly at Whirly-Gig :0 Just like we rehersed now! Whirly, put your vine ends in your mouth and make yourself look like a good sturdy hoop.

Now quickly, Mephy climb on top of his head and start to balance on your hind legs, and in your paws, spew a little bit of sluge and catch it on fire with ember and start to juggle it, and add another, and another if you feel comfortable in doing so just keep adding more like that....

Until Whily-Gig gets all jelous and fed up looking and Swallows you. Let him thrash around a bit, you just sit there- lookin' adorable, and then Spit him Up.

Mephistopheles: Sludge Bomb (:0 He doesn't know just sludge!? What the dealie?)- Flamethrower

Whily-Gig: Swallow- Spit Up