The One-Year Topic

[Blademaster]

Dumbfuck America is a big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Keep us little coastal states with some semblance of brainpower out of that group.

[DarkestLight]

Dumbfuck America is a big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Keep us little coastal states with some semblance of brainpower out of that group.

o.O Coastal States with Semblance of Brain power....lemme first see which states are coastal....

Uhh Washington, Oregon, California, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, North/South Carolina, Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Maine...

and then if you wanna be technical...

Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsion and Minnesota....

I'm already not including Ohio (landfill state), California (NEEDS. TO. SUBDUCT. ALREADY.), Texas (-.- Explanation, really?), Louisiana ..no take that back. Louisiana is ok. Its not their fault they're under the sea level. That's nature.

Mississippi and Alabama...hrm naa, none there...

Flor-moving on...

Georgia..ehh I guess. Carolinas stay. Maryland is eh, Delaware can drop like a rock, Pennsylvania...maybe half of it at times...

NY can be pretty dumb as well, so we can lose 3/4ths of it...Mass and Conn are well, too damn quiet, they stay. Who even still remembers RI is a state? New Hampshire and Maine have good lobster. They stay. Yes, having fresh lobster is an requirement. Oysters, not so much so you hush Carolinas.

Oh Jersey? Pfft Jersey isn't a state, everyone knows that.

Hrm..and as for Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsion and Minnesota...well Minnesota is eh, they have those Fortune 500 companies. Michigan is just weird. Illinois is backwards at times...and Wisconsin is too damn cold to be allowed thinking rights.

Ok that should be enough to rage about.

[mr_pikachu]

Louisiana ..no take that back. Louisiana is ok. Its not their fault they're under the sea level. That's nature.

You can't blame Louisiana for being below sea level. You can blame its residents for being dumb enough to live there anyway.

[Blademaster]

Dumbfuck America is a big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Keep us little (<-- one of the keywords, you twit) coastal states with some semblance of brainpower out of that group.

o.O Little Coastal States with Semblance of Brain power....lemme first see which states are Little and coastal....

Uhh Washington, Oregon, California, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, North/South Carolina, Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Maine...

and then if you wanna be technical... We don't.

Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsion and Minnesota....

So, I have instantly eliminated all the tomfoolery from the post... Now to address the rest:

Carolinas stay. Maryland is eh, Delaware can drop like a rock,

Ah, bullshit! NC is too big and SC is full of Konfederate Kousin-screwing Ku Klux Krazies.

Mass and Conn are well, too damn quiet, they stay. Who even still remembers RI is a state? New Hampshire and Maine have good lobster. They stay. Yes, having fresh lobster is an requirement. Oysters, not so much so you hush Carolinas.

Agreed.

Oh Jersey? Pfft Jersey isn't a state, everyone knows that.

Obviously. But New Jersey is, and I live in the non-polluted and non-idiotic part of it (the part that's too rich for minorities ).

Ok that should be enough to rage about.

That's all you got? Where's the subtle digging? The logical fallacies? The blatant sophism?

I thought I taught you better, Darkly...

[VirtualPlay]

Mass and Conn are well, too damn quiet, they stay. Who even still remembers RI is a state? New Hampshire and Maine have good lobster. They stay. Yes, having fresh lobster is an requirement. Oysters, not so much so you hush Carolinas.

MA being quiet? You've never been in Boston on St. Patrick's Day. Can't say much about CT, it takes 2+ hours for me to get there, and that's just to get to the border, never mind finding anything besides trees and cows.

RI is only remembered as a state by elementary and junior-high kids learning the states, high school kids in geography, and anyone who lives in New England.

And darn right we have good lobster up here in NH, despite having the smallest coastline of all the coastline states. ME still has better lobster, though I blame that on their much larger coastline; more area, more to collect from.