Quote Originally Posted by Blademaster View Post
Dumbfuck America is a big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Keep us little coastal states with some semblance of brainpower out of that group.
o.O Coastal States with Semblance of Brain power....lemme first see which states are coastal....

Uhh Washington, Oregon, California, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, North/South Carolina, Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Maine...

and then if you wanna be technical...

Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsion and Minnesota....

I'm already not including Ohio (landfill state), California (NEEDS. TO. SUBDUCT. ALREADY.), Texas (-.- Explanation, really?), Louisiana ..no take that back. Louisiana is ok. Its not their fault they're under the sea level. That's nature.

Mississippi and Alabama...hrm naa, none there...

Flor-moving on...

Georgia..ehh I guess. Carolinas stay. Maryland is eh, Delaware can drop like a rock, Pennsylvania...maybe half of it at times...

NY can be pretty dumb as well, so we can lose 3/4ths of it...Mass and Conn are well, too damn quiet, they stay. Who even still remembers RI is a state? New Hampshire and Maine have good lobster. They stay. Yes, having fresh lobster is an requirement. Oysters, not so much so you hush Carolinas.

Oh Jersey? Pfft Jersey isn't a state, everyone knows that.

Hrm..and as for Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsion and Minnesota...well Minnesota is eh, they have those Fortune 500 companies. Michigan is just weird. Illinois is backwards at times...and Wisconsin is too damn cold to be allowed thinking rights.

Ok that should be enough to rage about.