Always loved TSF's treatment of the most infamous scene in American DBZ:

Nappa-Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta-It's......1009?
Nappa-What? Really?
Vegeta-Yeah.....kick his ass Nappa!
Nappa-Yay!
*sounds of the battle are heard off screen*
Nappa-No! Ow! That doesn't bend that way......THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!
Vegeta-Hmm......something about this is.....dammit....Nappa!
Nappa-*beaten and bloody* WHAT?!
Vegeta-*said very calm* I had the scouter on upside down.....it's over 9000.....hmm.....
Nappa-Why do you sound so calm?!
Vegeta-Because it's not a problem.....
Nappa-But.....
Vegeta-......for me!