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...Nah. Too easy.
Oddly enough, I have a sudden craving for hot dogs. Hmm. Anyway, it's really quite ironic that the place sold pies as well. Y'know, given Sweeney Todd's signature dish.
I'm done now. ^^;
Corpse sold to kebab place
In Russia, three homeless men sold a corpse to a kebab place.
What fun! Making you think twice about your next kebab?
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Re: Corpse sold to kebab place
"In Soviet Russia..."
...Nah. Too easy.
Oddly enough, I have a sudden craving for hot dogs. Hmm. Anyway, it's really quite ironic that the place sold pies as well. Y'know, given Sweeney Todd's signature dish.
I'm done now. ^^;
Last edited by mr_pikachu; 18th November 2009 at 01:09 AM.
Re: Corpse sold to kebab place
In old russia...
i love kebabs, no really i do. Late night 3am grease busters. Mmmmmm they are delicious. Best thing after a night out on the town.
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Re: Corpse sold to kebab place
Let me help you with that then Pika.
In Soviet Russia, kebab is you!
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All joking aside however this is pretty disturbing. First off how did the three homeless guys come across the dead guy. Friend of theirs that bit it? Guy they murdered/robbed? Second why in the blue hell would the owner of the place be willing to pay for that?! It's just wrong.
Note I haven't actually read said article so forgive me if those questions have all been answered. Due to the squickeyness in general I'm really not looking forward to clicking on that link
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Re: Corpse sold to kebab place
My brother sent me this article, since he lives in the city this occurred in.
I'll have to find out if he has ever eaten there.
Re: Corpse sold to kebab place
He's not the one who actually made the pies.
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Re: Corpse sold to kebab place
Hmm.....that sounds like a confession to me. What's wrong Red? Was the guilt gnawing at your very soul?!
Re: Corpse sold to kebab place
I'm glad I do not live in Russia. Or have a kebab place anywhere nearby. Mmmm kebabs.. I may make some soon.
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In Soviet Russia, you are kebab :3
That is disburding- I wonder how many other restraunts use homeless people. Human is suppose to be pretty tasty to us, I guess. And slap enough sauce on anything and you're like: "Mmm, chicken."
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