Anyone?
I need a new challenge. I'd like to battle someone that I haven't battled before and you make up a crazy challenge.
Only accept the challenge if you got time for it. I don't want to see it become third page material after a week.
Now, work, my slaves!
Anyone?
I'll battle you if you don't mind, MLG.
Sure, you can make up the rules, arena, etc.
I just want a seven days DQ max.
Awesome! Honestly, the shorter the DQ is, the better for me, so however short you are comfortable with is great for me.
so how about...
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
How does that sound, MLG?
Sure, but you forgot my specialty is rock-pokemon so this arena is in my favor. Muhahaha. >_<
I send out Baishin, my male shiny Lairon.
Your speciality is LIES!
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(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ahhh that's a fail on my part. Alright, I'll send out my male Sandshrew (no nickname). Alright Sandshrew, start of by calming and focusing yourself with Swords Dance. Then try Mud Shot. And then, Rollout.
Swords Dance - Mud Shot - Rollout
My magcargo is already feared by more than one. Fools.
Let's play this ball Baishin.
First, use Metal Sound. Then Magnet Rise. Finish with Waterpulse.
::Bump for ref that he's gonna do later tomorrow so MLG doesn't lose faith-and cause MLG STOLE HIS OTHER REFFING >_O!::
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X X
Baishin, M
100/100
Metal Sound~Magnet Rise~Water Pulse
VS
Shivaree
M
100/100
Fearless!
Swords Dance~Mud Shot~Rollout
===Round 1===
Here we are, a nice canyon. Its pretty hard to climb up and out of this sucker too. Well nonetheless, it seems pretty stable. Shiv and MLG are here, ready to battle. Both call out their Pokemon, and I'ma just perch on this ledge here...GO!
Sandshrew just hops back and forth, moving its stubby arms and legs, trying to Dance. Looks funny. Meanwhile, Baishin, having no rhythm whatsoever, decides to break up Sandshrews fun, by jeering at his routine. Its a effortless maneuver, but it's SO damn LOUD!
Bai: -2E ===//=== Sand: -3E +2 Atk -2 Def
Ears ringing, Sand holds his head and rocks back and forth, trying to get the resonance to die down before he can attack. Baishin starts to shiver, trying to find his attachment to the earth's EMP field, and slightly tweak it. Sandshrew waddled over to the river and saw a nice sized glob of mud.
But...he didn't know what to do with it. So he left it alone.
Bai: -8E ===//=== Sand: o.O
MR: 4 actions
Shiv: Hey what the hell Sandshrew? Throw the mud!
DL: Can't use a move it doesn't know yet. Explain later...
Baishin takes that moment of confusion and rattles off a spray of water. It strikes Sandshrew and he rolls backwards. And he continues rolling. He rolls up a slightly curved portion of the wall, and now speeds toward Baishin, who tries to float away. Even in the air, Baishin is slow, and he gets slammed into by the rolling Sandshrew, via a bounce off a small series of rocks. Didn't really do too much though...
Bai: -5E/-1H ===//=== Sand: -4E/-10H
===Stats===
MLG X X
Baishin, M
99/85
Smashing!
VS
Shivaree
M
90/93
Gonna hafta pound him.
Shiv: HG/SS learned/bred/tutored moves are not allowed as of yet. Once they're released in NA, then they can be used.
MLG
Last edited by DarkestLight; 16th November 2009 at 06:54 AM.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Psst, DL, it's a Lairon.
Raindance, then waterpulse twice.
Ooops, sorry about that Sandshrew. Alright, start off with Brick Break and then I want you to dig underground before the waterpulse hits you. Come up from Dig and attack on the next turn.
Brick break - Dig - Come up from dig
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X X
Baishin, M
99/85
Smashing!
Rain Dance~Water Pulse x 2
VS
Shivaree
M
90/93
+2 Atk
-2 Def
Gonna hafta pound him.
Brick Break~Dig
===Round 2===
The smaller Sandshrew looked on as Baishin seemed to call for the heavens to answer his calls. In this narrow canyon, that may not be the best idea for Sandy. So he runs over and gives Baishin a fistful of fury! It works, shushing Baishin and toppling him on his back, and front. he goes spinning off into a canyon wall.
Sandshrew looks up to feel a familiar pit pat of rain however.
Bai: -4E/-25H ===//=== Sand: -7E
Rain: 3 rds
Disagreeing with the rain, Sandshrew quickly digs himself a hole. He does it so well that when Baishin flips out of the wall-he sees nothing. No fighter, no nothing. So, who was he gonna fire all this water at?
Bai: O.o? ===//=== Sand: -2E
The burrowing land under Baishin's feet starts to mound upward, and Baishin-still floating, moves upward to avoid the erupting Sandshrew. misjudging the distance Baishin was able to crate between him and the ground, Sandshrew left himself wide open for a powerful Water Pulse to rocket him back to the ground.
Bai: -5E ===//=== Sand: -3E/-12H
Baishin was out of hover juice-so to speak, and fell back on the ground.
===Stats===
MLG X X
Baishin, M
74/76
Ok ow what?
VS
Shivaree
M
+2 Atk
-2 Def
78/81
Yeah! Like this so far!
Shiv
Rain: 2 rds
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Good job Sandshrew! Alright, this round I need you to Toxic Baishin. Then, Rock Climb. End with Iron Tail.
Toxic - Rock Climb - Iron Tail
I think Metal Sound decreases sp.def and not Def.
Metal Sound again, then Waterpulse twice.
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X X X
Baishin, M
74/76
Ok ow what?
Metal Sound~Water Pulse x 2
VS
Shivaree X X X
M
+2 Atk
-2 SpD
78/81
Yeah! Like this so far!
Toxic~Rock Climb~Iron Tail
===Round 3===
Hrm. Sandshrew stares at his worthy steel opponent and decides to spit in its eyes. Literally. It fires off a Toxic, and Baishin closes his eyes, bracing for impact. It his and and slides off that glossy exterior. Baishin smirks and fires off a deafening sound, that puts Sandshrew off kilter once more.
Bai: -2E ===//=== Sand: -3E -2 SpD
Baishin watches as the rain further remove any trace of that corrosive-as the shrew runs towards him, intent on bringing the pain. He serves up a Pulsating blast of water, but miraculously, Sandshrew avoids it using the rocks around him, and lunges over! Baishin stares in wonder, even as his head is stomped on by a landing Sandshrew.
Bai: -5E/-5H ===//=== Sand: -6E
Sandshrew quickly bounces off and while in close quarters, slams his tail against Baishin's snout. Steel on steel leaves a weird sound to be heard, and Baishin was very used to it. Sandshrew...not so much. Even more annoying when you have Water splashing into you from all angles. Sandshrew rolled backwards, trying to ensure there was space between them again.
Bai: -5E/-4H ===//=== Sand: -7E/-16H
===Stats===
MLG X X
Baishin, M
65/64
Hrm, its still standing..
VS
Shivaree
M
+2 Atk
-4 SpD
62/65
Ok. Pain..
MLG
Rain: 1 rd
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Waterpulse! Then Waterpulse! Finish with Waterpulse!
This time, you gotta be confuzzeled >_<
Alright, Sandshrew, you're doing great! This round, I want you start with Rollout, use it two turns. The water damage will probably be minimal because you'll be spinning so fast. Then use a fighting attack since our friend hates them, so Brick Break!
Rollout - Rollout - Brick Break
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X X X
Baishin, M
65/64
Hrm, its still standing..
Water Pulse x 3
VS
Shivaree X X X
M
+2 Atk
-4 SpD
62/65
Ok. Pain..
Rollout x 2~Brick Break
===Round 4===
Wary from the last time he went head on with Baishin, Sandshrew rolls into a ball and revs. It takes a minute as the ground is all sorts of muddy and slushy from the rain, but he gets a good torque. He rolls over the filed, and blasts himself into Baishin as hard as he can, before being sprayed by a harder than usual Water Pulse. Things start to spin..but that could just be him...Ma
Bai: -5E/-3H ===//=== Sand: -5E/-12H Cfn
Still rolling Sandshrew completely zips past Baishin, thanks to mud? Maybe, cause it seems to me that he's confused. And well now soaked again, thanks to a second Water Pulse.
Bai: -5E ===//=== Sand: -5E/-12H
Still rolling, and coming in for a third try, wait no, he spring out of it! Ha, he's so dizzy it hurts him! Dazed and confused Sandshrew just stands next to Baishi and wags his tail. Baishin slams him with another Waterpulse, adn in scared retaliation, that thick tail slams into Baishin with enough force to Break a few bones.
He's still confused though.
Bai: -5E/-25H ===//=== Sand: -7E/-12H
Hark, and the rain has ended
===Stats===
MLG X X X
Baishin, M
37/49
Ok ok OW!
VS
Shivaree X X X
M
26/48
+2 Atk
-4 SpD
Cfn
@_@
Shiv
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ah, okay Sandshrew, hang in there bud. I know you're confused but try to Double Team. Then, try two Brick Breaks.
Double Team ~ Brick Break x2
Ok, first Aerial Ace and get rid of those clones. Then Dig down, wait until he tried his attacks and then finish up with hitting him from below.
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X X X
Baishin, M
37/49
Ok ok OW!
Aerial Ace~Dig
VS
Shivaree X X X
M
26/48
+2 Atk
-4 SpD
Cfn
@_@
Double Team~Brick Break x 2
===Round 5===
Baishin wathes his opponent as he stumbles around carelesssly, having not any foresight into what's going to happen. Sandshrew leaves his back particualrly open, right for Baishin to strike him into the canyon wall. A few rocks fall. Sandshrew falls over, still dazed
Bai: -3E ===//=== Sand: -5E/-4H
But that hit was the last one Sand was gonna take. It flipped back up and slowly took after Baishin. Really slow. Too slow, I'm afraid, as Baishin just dipped underground, givng Sandshrew nothing to swing at.
Bai: -3E ===//=== Sand: ><
Baishin tried to wait until Sandshrew seemed to have given up hope. A god 3 minutes went by with no sounds of searching. He came up cautiously, and when Sandshrew turned his head to look at the river, Baishin lurched out the ground and slammed into him.
But Sandshrew was slower. An uppercut for the metallic beast of burden off of him and onto its backside, where it lied, hurting heavily.
Bai: -3E/-25H ===//=== Sand: -7E/-6H
===Stats===
MLG X X X
Baishin, M
12/40
NOT. IN. THE. PLAN!
VS
Shivaree X X X
M
16/36
+2 Atk
-4 SpD
Finally a BREAK!
MLG
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Superpower + Earthpower. Then Water Pulse.
Okay you really need to dig out of the way of that superpower. Try to come up before his earthpower (or right after)but when you do, come up and give us an earthquake and watch out if any rocks fall.
Dig - Dig(come up) - Earthquake
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X X X
Baishin, M
12/40
NOT. IN. THE. PLAN!
SuperPower+Earthpower~Water Pulse
VS
Shivaree X X X
M
16/36
+2 Atk
-4 SpD
Finally a BREAK!
Dig~Earthquake
===Round 6===
Enough seems to be enough for Baishin. He stamps his feet and begins charging up an immense power. Sandshrew, though slow, can easily sift through dirt, right. He scrambles for cover, as the orb grows larger and larger and it looks like he's home free....
Baishin charges, his body glowing with earthy energy! He slams right into the ground-and misses Oh man that hurts! Sandshrew barely made it. I'm taking scrapes. Baishin ROARS down the hole, as Sandshrew burrows away.
Bai: ...===//=== Sand: -3E
Burrowing up caught Baishin off guard again, as he was struck from the underside by that rogue shrew. However, that massive blast was still encumbering his body, and all he had to do was belly flop on the Shrew. As he faded from consciousness , he knee the slow shrew wouldn't make it out from under him alive. He did it with relish!
Sand freaked as the powers Baishin absorbed were released upon him in such an unconventional way.
Bai: -17E/-22H ===//=== Sand: -2E/-20H
...Huh. Oh you serious? DKO!
===Stats===
MLG X X
Baishin, M
0/23
Death Belly FLOP
VS
Shivaree X X
M
0/31
+2 Atk
-4 SpD
Noooo!
MLG releases first since he got KO'd first, then Shiv releases and attacks
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I release my male Anorith.
Great job Sandshrew! I'm going to send out my female Mawile.
Alright start off with Iron Defense, then Torment and finally Faint Attack.
Iron Defense - Torment - Faint Attack
Swordsdance, then Brickbreak, then Earthpower.
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X
M
100/100
New to the block
Swords Dance~Brick Break~Earth Power
VS
Shivaree X
M
100/100
I haz big mouf
Iron Defense~Torment~Faint Attack
===Round 6===
A dual release, and we now have an Anorith vs a Mawile. Strange set of battlers. The canyon seems to approve of this, as Mawile and Anorith each prepare themselves for the battle. Mawile clenches its rear mouth tight, creating a sheen around its form. Meanwhile, Anorith pincers are rhythmically swatted against a rock, sharpening them.
Ani: -3E +2 Atk===//=== Maw: -3E +2 Def
Mawile looks to Anoriths position, and notes that little crustacean was already upon him. Both of those pincers found their way into Mawile's gut, sending the girl backwards. Mawile screamed in Torment, and that bloodcurdling screech resonated in Anorith's mind.
Ani: -6E Trm===//=== Maw: -3E/-12H
Shaking that feeling for now, Anorith summoned an earthy blast, and fired it at the Steel mouth. Mawile waddled toward the painful blast, and vanished in its explosion. However, Anorith would find its world be flipped upside down as Mawile kicked him from behind! Sneaky one, she is.
Ani: -7E/-8H ===//=== Maw: -6E
===Stats===
MLG X
M
92/84
+2 Atk
Crafty...
Trm: 2 actions
VS
Shivaree X
M
88/88
+2 Def
Strong..
MLG
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From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Mudslap ~ Brickbreak ~ Brickbreak
Faint Attack ~ Focus Punch ~ Stockpile
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X
M
92/84
+2 Atk
Crafty...
Trm: 2 actions
Mud-Slap~Brick Break x 2
VS
Shivaree X
M
88/88
+2 Def
Strong..
Faint Attack~Focus Punch~Stockpile
===Round 7===
Anorith took a moment to back away from the disoriented Mawile. Slapping the ground with his pincers, Anorith flung up a slew of dirt at the hurting Mawile. Well, Mawile wasn't that hurt, because she faded from view pretty quickly, and reappeared above Anorith. The bug felt his back be squished as she landed on it.
Ani: -3E/-7H ===//=== Maw: -6E
Mawile watched carefully, but didn't think Anorith was going to risk coming closer. So he took a moment to try and charge up a massive battle alerting attack. Anorith however, wasn't having that, and dove at Mawile while she charged up that attack. Mawile flew back from the powerful attack, losing her Focus before it was fully attained.
Ani: -6E ===//=== Maw: -6E/-12H
Mawile was getting really ticked, and I guess that hit must have made her kinda dosoriented. As Anorith shook away that screaming memory, Mawile took a moment to Stockpile his energy. Anorith however, took a split second to re lunge at Mawile. Mawile took the hit, now getting used to such attacks.
Ani: -6E ===//=== Maw: -4E/-11H +Def
Mawile coughed, her ribs were hurting.
===Stats===
MLG X
M
85/69
+2 Atk
Gonna pound it to death.
VS
Shivaree X
M
65/72
+3 Def
+1 Stockpile
Teehehee
Anorith
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Alright, start with Iron Head. Then, when you're close, try Toxic. If Toxic failed, try again. If not, Stockpile again.
Iron Head ~ Toxic ~ Stockpile/Toxic
Ok, Anorith, first Double Team. Then Substitute. Then finish with Brickbreak.
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X
M
85/69
+2 Atk
Gonna pound it to death.
Double Team~Substitute~Brick Break
VS
Shivaree X
M
65/72
+3 Def
+1 Stockpile
Teehehee
Iron Head~Toxic x 2
===Round 8===
Mawile, having gained a slight buff from earlier, now decides its time to gain the upper hand. Anorith though, makes this difficult, by splitting into 4 exact duplicates. Mawile doesn't really pay attention to what she's doing, and runs right for one of them. She goes through it, and continues right smack into the canyon wall. Her powerful attack though shakes some rocks loose, and they come tumbling down-annihilating another clone as both Pokemon scatter.
Ani: -3E 1 cl. ===//=== Maw: -7E
One was better than nothing. Anorith sat back and created a small Substitute out of the rocks that just fell. Quite fortunate for him. Mawile meanwhile was anxious, and spat at Anorith's face. Lucky that sub was up. Mawile was angered, the sub was still there and so was the clone!!
Ani: -8E/-10H Sub: 10/10 ===//=== Maw: -3E
No! Mawile hawked up a massive loogie this time, coughing a bit to get some of that excess phlegm out of her backmouth. Anorith shuddered at the sound, and waited until Mawile actually spat the vile substance, before running over and bombarding her chest once more with a powerful Brick Break. It did hurt his pincers a bit.
Ani: -6E ===//=== Maw: -4E/-11H
===Stats===
MLG X
M
75/52
+2 Atk
1 cl.
Gotta keep on pounding it.
VS
Shivaree X
M
54/58
+3 Def
+1 Stockpile
No this needs to stop.
MLG
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So my sub is still up, right?
Swordsdance, then Rocksmash, then Brickbreak.
Yea its there.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Gahhhh, okay Mawile, it's okay. Start with Swallow, then Flash Cannon and finally Iron Head.
Swallow ~ Flash Cannon ~ Iron Head
Shivaree vs MLG
===Rules===
3v3
one out at a time
you send first, I attack, you attack then switch every round.
No damage caps, but no OHKO's
Arena:
The bottom of a steep canyon, about thirty meters/100 feet wide. A very small, shallow river runs through the center, with plenty of rocks for most Pokemon to cross. The weather is bright and sunny, but if a storm comes (such as Rainy Day is initiated, it could cause flash flooding). Also, Earthquake could cause rocks on the sides of the canyon to become loose and fall, possibly endangering Pokemon.
===Battlers===
MLG X
M
75/52
+2 Atk
1 cl.
Gotta keep on pounding it.
Sword Dance~Rock Smash~Brick Break
VS
Shivaree X
M
65/72
+3 Def
+1 Stockpile
Teehehee
Swallow~Flash Cannon~Iron Head
===Round 9===
Still rubbing his belly from the strike, Mawile took a moment to review his situation. With that crafty Anorith behind a sub, and still with a clone no less, Mawile thought this to be a good time to swallow that nice bit he stored earlier.
Meanwhile, Anorith jumped around all playful like, dancing the night away.
Ani: -3E +2 Atk ===//=== Maw: -5E/+6H -Def
Pleased with the strength he was granting himself, Anorith struck first, smashing his claws over Mawile's head. Mawile backed up, dazed a bit from that strike. He felt a strange chill run down his back, but fired off a blast of Steel Energy to dissipate that infernal Sub.
Ani: -3E Sub dedded ===//=== Maw: -6E/-11H -Def
Anorith smiled knowing that he still had a clone. Mawile stared at both Pokemon and now had to make a difficult choice. Charging up as much energy as possible, he dashed right for the Anorith to the left. That Anorith winced as it was struck by the Ironed strike, and flew back into the canyon wall. The clone faded from sight, and Anorith freed itself from the slight crater.
Shaking it off, Anorith dove forth once more and nailed Mawile down before jamming its pincers in the little guys stomach.
Ani: -6E/-17H ===//=== Maw: -8E/-16H
===Stats===
MLG X
M
58/40
Murdeous!
VS
Shivaree X
M
44/39
+1 Def
Ow. This guy hits for keeps.
Shiv
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Entertaining quotes!
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