I'll take this one to help you guys out, since you've been waiting so patiently.
I've only just been approved, so go easy on me!
Team Dogfish44 versus Team Dabsaww
Location: Improbability vortex
Rules: Toxic, Rest, Pain Split and Attract are banned
Abilities: Inactive
DQ Time: Five days
‡ Pre-Round ‡
‡ Round 1 ‡
Ahh, good ol' improbability vortex. It's really a great place, honest: no pesky neighbours and the view is just swell. So long as you don't mind the occasional disgruntled Leprechaun, this spot makes for quite a vacation—or, alternatively, a fiery Pokemon battle! Facing off today will be Dogfish44 and his Grumpypig against Dabsaww and his gungho Elekid. The two combatants exchange Dirty Harry-esque stares to set the tension. This match is on!
Thinking smart, Elekid closes his eyes and erects a semi-permeable barrier of yellow light. Though well-executed, the Light Screen does nothing to hamper Grumpypig's powerful FocusPunch. Poor Elekid falls back to the ground, head spinning from the power of that Fighting-type move.
<Grumpypig: -12 EP>
<Elekid: -10 HP; -4 EP>
Shaking off the exhaustion, Elekid gets back up. The battle's not over yet! The little yellow fellow inhales deeply before letting out an ear-splitting noise that has both trainers (and this referee, too) pressing their palms to their ears. Grumpypig has a better idea and instead snatches up a candlestick before Bouncing way up into the air. By the time the Screech makes it up so high, it sounds like little more than an annoying whistle.
<Grumpypig: -3 EP>
<Elekid: -4 EP>
Gravity soon does what gravity does best as Grumpypig reaches the peak of its Bounce and begins swooping downward for the kill, candle in hand. Elekid, however, is ready for this one, and charges up a ThunderPunch. The two moves collide and the electricity melts the candle to a puddle of wax. The Flying-type move doesn't do a very good job of harming Elekid while, on the other hand, the crackling electricity causes Grumpypig to lose a little muscle control. Poor piggy.
<Grumpypig: -7 HP; -3 EP; Paralysis>
<Elekid: -3 HP; -6 EP>
‡ Post-Round ‡
Light Screen: Two Rounds
Team Dogfish44 to command next
Also, I'm assuming abilities are inactive because you guys didn't announce yours. If you guys want to play with abilities, speak now or forever hold your peace. As well, could you guys post the genders of your Pokemon? I know Attract is banned, but it's just good form and is relevant in case Captivate is used.
Thanks!