<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Blademaster]

Granted. She hates you.

I wish I felt joy like I did as a child again.

[Shadow Wolf]

Louis, you are MEAN.

Sorry 'bout that. Guess I went a little overboard. *gives blade a hug*

and now... *chuckles*

Granted, you begin to feel so much child joy that you acquire the "Benjamin Button" disease and the more you have joy, the younger you become, thus becoming a baby.

I wish to meet all TPM members.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become broke and homeless due to all of the money spent on traveling to meet everyone.

I wish to have mind control powers.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You now have the power to be mentally controlled by others.

I wish I had the power to make one and only one object of my choosing a real possession of mine that I would have total control over and no outside parties of any kind would view as abnormal, illegal, immoral, or otherwise unusual in spite of being the only one of its kind.

[DivineAll]

Already granted. It's called "destiny". Only you can control it and other people merely help you along the way with it.

I wish my parents and grandparents didn't give me negative reinforcement.

[Oslo]

Granted. They stop talking or even looking at you altogether.

I wish I had a pet lion named Lionel who I could train to maul my enemies.

[Blademaster]

Granted. He sees your reflection in a mirror when he is fully grown and trained, and in his confusion he attacks you.

I wish for DivineAll to die an ironic death.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. DivineAll dies, but then is reborn as a god. Now what would be more ironic death given his name.

I wish I was Harry Potter.

[Fett One]

Granted. Your name is officially changed to Harry Potter but only your name is changed so you don't possess any magical powers like the character Harry Potter.

I wish magic was real.

[Oslo]

Granted. For your first spell, you accidentally transform your head into a pineapple. It's irreversible.

I wish my place of work would burn down but nobody would get hurt.

[Dogfish44]

Granted - A large lump of metal burns down and painlessly slits your neck wide open whilst everybody else leaves unscathed.
I wish for Disneyland to be built in the UK.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but when it is constructed you will be the only person not allowed in it.

I wish that everything was chocolate.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The entire Universe as we know it is now chocolate. The Heat Death of the Universe is swift, and eternally irreversible.

I wish I had a mecha.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's completely useless since it requires a fusion power core, which currently don't exist on earth.

I wish Superman would team up with Wolverine to fight Brainiac

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but Superman's mother doesn't like it because Superman always tears up his shirt and does it more frequently then.

I wish for peace and love.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The peace and love is taken from others, making their lives miserable.

I wish I could hear out of my left ear again.

[Fett One]

Granted but as a result you lose the hearing in your right ear.


I wish for a pokemon game to come out for the Wii that is just like the hand held versions.

[crown34]

Granted-but the game needs a special controller that costs about a hundred dollars.

I wish i got paid more.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Due to inflation, your income increases by 4 cents. Taxes take that.

I wish my parents would never fight again.

[Oslo]

Granted, but their relationship degenerates into a silent, passive-aggressive feud that makes even the most innocuous social occasion hell.

I wish I had a car that would play La Cucaracha when I honked its horn.

[Fett One]

Granted but it plays it so loud that you go deaf after a handful of uses.

I wish there was a cure for blindness.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now I will never be able to listen to Blind Guardian again.

I wish for Vegeta's powers.

[crown34]

Granted- but someone with Goku's powers beats the life out of you.
I wish i had a PS3....

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given one that your parents find in the trash.

I wish to remain eternally youthful.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You always get carded and cannot drink, drive, vote, or anything adults do.

I wish I wasn't congested anymore.

[Oslo]

Granted. Someone comes along and chops your nose off. Ahh, sinus relief at last!

I wish Tim Hortons peach juice was just as delicious but with less sugar.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the sugar from Tim Hortons' peach juice ends up going into the donuts and timbits, making them too sweet to enjoy without a bunch more trips to the dentist.

I wish that there was a salt substitute that could be used in cooking.

[crown34]

Granted- but the salt alternative raises your blood pressure to dangerous levels.
I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Fett One]

Granted you are now permanently full so you can never eat food again.

I wish the oceans weren't polluted.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, all the oceans are destroyed entirely from the face of the earth leaving no oceans to be polluted.

I wish my granted-parts weren't so horrible to read.

[Blademaster]

Granted: You are now illiterate.

I wish I knew how to program video games.

[crown34]

Granted-but you suck at playing them afterwards.
I wish I could post in Mt.Moon.

[Fett One]

Granted. You are given permission to post but you can never think of anything to post.

I wish to discover a hidden treasure.

[crown34]

Granted- you discover the treasure, but are hounded constantly by the media, rich people and archaeologist to give up your once hidden treasure.

I wish the lost city of Mu was real.

[Blademaster]

Granted: It is real and has been known about for centuries, thus making its mysteries and secrets common knowledge and its appeal no longer existent.

I wish all my posts on TPM counted as 10 posts.

[Fett One]

Granted but now everyone hates you for having an unfair advantage in acquiring a high post count.

I wish Atlantis really existed.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You are even made a king of it, just before it sinks in a mass destruction.

I wish crown34 read the rule about 2 persons having to post before you can post another post here in Games, Games, Games!!

[Oslo]

Granted. He reads the rule, petitions to have it changed and now PCG is overrun with spam.

I wish I had a dozen complimentary letters of reference.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but eleven of them are merely copies of the first one. Which you yourself wrote.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of food in my fridge and cupboard.

[Fett One]

Granted but all of the food is rotten and infested with maggots.

I wish to own the worlds largest pinball machine.