<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, you get hit with a blast of intense light coming seemingly out of nowhere someday, and it renders you unable to remember things.

I wish the next person's wish was granted by a crazy, mixed-up genie.

[Oslo]

Granted, but it results in a zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

[Blademaster]

Granted: The entire population of an island is turned into zombies; the island is then nuked, killing everyone there and thus causing an Apocalypse for the zombies.

I wish 10 million random people were turned into zombies.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But a cloning machine appears out of nowhere, makes 9,999,999 clones of you, and disappears, and before you can figure out how to get rid of all your clones, you and every single clone of yourself are turned into zombies, the only victims of your own doing.

I wish that twisting someone else's wish was too easy each time.

[Oslo]

Granted. It becomes so easy, in fact, that people begin lose interest in this topic.

I wish I had a taco.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given a cursed taco. If you take a bit out of it, you will lose all of your hair, gain 300 pounds and only be able to speak high school level french.

I wish the next president of the United States is beloved by all.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, everyone in the world rush to White House in odrer to hug him. That results in a huge scuffle who gets there first and millions are injured.

I wish I had the fastest computer in the world.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but you can't use it because it keeps running away.

I wish I could levitate.

[Fett One]

Granted but you levitate right up into a ceiling fan and die a quick but painful death.

I wish to become the world's greatest detective.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you end up becoming a bumbling detective much like Inspector Gadget, but without any gadgets to help you get out of any dangerous situations.

I wish my computer had software to read the family cat's mind (without hurting her of course; just to see her thoughts).

[Blademaster]

Granted. It reads her mind constantly and quickly becomes backed up and requires constant maintenance or it will overload.

I wish I had 100 boxes of donuts that would never disappear, be stolen, or go stale.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become extremely obese from eating all of those donuts

I wish to have a pet lion.

[DivineAll]

Granted. Unfortunately, it isn't a tamed lion and it mauls you.

I wish my to get more fiber in my diet.

[Blademaster]

Granted: Everything you consume is converted to fiber by your body, inevitably killing you.

I wish my computer never required maintenance.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, you end up getting really sick from a virus hitting you out of nowhere like a sniper's bullet, that you don't get to use your computer at all.

I wish there was a taping of Let's Make a Deal where every contestant picked didn't get a zonk (bad prize).

[Fett One]

Granted but people don't like this so they decide to stop watching which causes the show to get canceled.

I wish Bob Barker returned as host of The Price is Right.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The wheel breaks and runs him over halfway through the show.

I wish I had the Triforce of Courage.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, Courage is vastly overrated.

I wish I didn't get motion sickness so easily.

[Fett One]

Granted but instead of motion sickness, you now get diarrhea easily.

I wish to receive a presidential order that states that I don't have to pay taxes ever again.

[Oslo]

Granted, but nobody believes that this order is in fact valid and a whole bunch of bureaucratic mumbo-jumbo makes it incredibly difficult for you to contact the President and prove that it's legit. As a result, you're still required to pay taxes anyway.

I wish Conor Oberst was still attractive.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Mikachu Yukitatsu in his ignorance had to check Wikipeida for him and it took him two days because he was waiting for someboy else to reply, resulting in that the singer in question had to wait as well for becoming attractive once again. And two days were enough to make him sad and that's a shame for both of us.

I wish I had Windows 7 in my laptop.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The computer that originally programmed Windows 7 is now inside your laptop... which is broken. Because a fucking COMPUTER is in it.

I wish I had a soft taco that regenerated everytime I took a bite out of it.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But every regenerated bite you eat of the taco ends up having more and more of a negative effect on you, and before long, you begin to vomit on the spot, throwing the screwed-up taco right out the door.

I wish I could correctly predict the order of the next five posters here.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only dream about the correct order and once you wake up you completely forget the order.

I wish everyone on TPM will join a cult that worships The Three Stooges.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The cult causes TPM to die due to ritual "drink the Kool-Aid" suicides.

I wish I had a perfectly obedient and loving Magikarp that was capable of evolving and everyone around me saw nothing strange about it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but after evolving, it will never be able to become your dear perfectly obedient and loving Magikarp anymore.

I wish this wish was granted in 2 seconds.

[Fett One]

Granted but you aren't around to see it happen so you have no way of knowing if it happened or not.

I wish all religions got merged into 1 super religion.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Every former Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Judaist, Hindu, Shintoist, Sikhist, and every other major religious follower goes into massive riots over the blaspheming of their faith and millions are killed.

I wish that people were more tolerant of change.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But things end up changing so much, that everyone begins to have an increasingly harder time adjusting to new things.

I wish that Woody Woodpecker and Bugs Bunny were co-stars of a new movie crossover of both their universes.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, the movie turns out to be the biggest box office bomb since The Adventures Of Pluto Nash.

Also,

Every former Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Judaist, Hindu, Shintoist, Sikhist, and every other major religious follower goes into massive riots over the blaspheming of their faith and millions are killed.

I wish to know whether or not Blademaster is a fan of Linkara's videos.

[Fett One]

Granted but he only responds to your wish with a hand written note, which you can't read because his writing is too sloppy.

I wish the next Superman movie has him fighting a villain that is just as strong as him.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The movie bombs because Him and someone just as strong as Him aren't Superman characters.

And no, I'm not a Linkara fan. I watch his stuff only occasionally.

I wish I could smash Fett One over the head with a cast-iron skillet for insulting my writing, which is VERY CLEAN.

[Oslo]

Granted, but the skillet breaks as a result. No more, um, cajun pork chops for you.

I wish I could eat a cajun pork chop so delicious and spicy that my head literally explodes with deliciousness after the third bite.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result, your head explodes. But in the bad way, as your cajun pork chop ends up being the end of you.

I wish that the game Atomic Bomberman had more Bomberman colours to choose from, besides black, white, red, yellow, green, blue, orange, magenta, cyan, and purple.

[Fett One]

Granted but a freak accident causes you to become color blind the day before the game comes out so you are unable to see the new colors.

I wish all wars would come to an end immediately.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, instead of wars, all sorts of new diseases cause death and sorrow among the human kind from this day on.

I wish for a Pokemon anime episode featuring Death Note, in the possession of Team Rocket's leader Giovanni.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Giovanni doesn't know what it's for and chucks it in the trash. In the real world, there are lawsuits up the ass as a result of this sudden crossover.

I wish I had an egg.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given an ostrich egg but it's too big for you to carry so you are forced to leave it behind.

I wish to own a cool superhero costume.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But you end up becoming the not-so-proud owner of a superhero costume that is more of a feminine costume, making both women and men think you are nuts each time you put it on.

I wish I had a plushie of a slushie to use as a trick prop for a show.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The slushie plushie, in true plushie fashion, is an obvious stuffed fake and thus doesn't serve its purpose very well.

I wish I had a million plastic Army men to play with.