<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Have 4 personalities like Blademaster. Cool!

What would you do if you were transformed to a bug?

[Knight of Time]

Start annoying the hell out of anyone who likes to bully people, just to give them a taste of their own medicine (soft of).

What would you do if someone made a clone of you that was 10 times as smart and 10 times as strong, but the exact opposite of you in every way?

[Fett One]

Avoid it and hope my friends and family can help me to get rid of it.

What would you do if biting into a York Peppermint Patty really sent you to a mountain top?

[Blademaster]

Continue not eating them, as I have my whole life. Nasty things.

What would you do if a T-rex was chasing after your car?

[classy_cat18]

Keep driving and hope I tire him out.

What would you do if you woke up in a white room with no windows, no doors, no way of getting in or out at all, and your only company is an unconscious man with blood all over his face and hands?

[Fett One]

Sit in the corner and avoid looking at the dead body.

What would you do if you were given an opportunity to win $1 billion but in order to win you would have to kill a close friend.

[Blademaster]

Refuse. My four closest friends are worth more than a billion dollars.

What would you do if your house had no outside walls or siding, and every room was visible to your neighbors and bypassers?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd have to wear more clothes 'inside' in winter, and also have no secrets.

What would you do if you were thrown into another planet with an unlimited supply of oxygen, water and food?

[Fett One]

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the peace and quite.

What would you do if the police wrongly shot your wife/husband?

[Blademaster]

This.

What would you do if the Moon was about to crash into the Earth in 3 days?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make sure to be in a right spot to see that. Might be deadly beautiful.

What would you do if your schoolbus was hijacked?

[Fett One]

Call the police and pray that I make it out of the situation in one piece.

What would you do if you were drafted into the military?

[Knight of Time]

Want out immediately, telling them they made a mistake in drafting me.

What would you do if you were recording an episode of a certain TV show and the channel signal suddenly disappeared?

[Blademaster]

Get pissed off and blame it on shitty Cablevision. Again.

What would you do if everything you tried to drink turned to sand as soon as it touched your lips?

[Fett One]

Drink everything through a straw so it doesn't have to touch my lips.

What would you do if you got food poisoning from your favorite restaurant?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Never eat in our Chinese restaurant Tian An again. Now this post of mine could be either good or bad advertising.

What would you do if the USA changed currency from Dollar to Euro?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably never buy anything from my southern neighbours again, with Canada the only place still having dollars as currency.

What would you do if someone registered on another board (not a Pokemon one) with the exact same username as you, and claimed their username was 100% real?

[Blademaster]

Not care. My name's been around longer.

What would you do if the first board you ever cared about on the Internet suddenly made a return and grew even bigger than TPM?

[Fett One]

Nothing since TPM is the very first board I joined.

What would you do if you were betrayed by your religion?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'm a sceptic, so I'd become very confused.

What would you do if your favourite food turned out to be lethal?

[Blademaster]

In this day and age there's substitutes everywhere. Just switch to the non-lethal brand.

What would you do if a plane crashed in front of your house?

[Knight of Time]

Go and check to see if the pilot was okay, then call 911, report the crash, and send for an ambulance (if the pilot was still alive). Hopefully my house would be okay, even if a bit of the yard was on fire.

What would you do if hot foods made your mouth feel cold, and cold foods made your mouth feel hot?

[Fett One]

Eat a lot more hot food and a lot less cold food.

What would you do if your parents locked you in your room forever?

[Oslo]

Probably resent them a little.

What would you do if you if someone stole all your pants/shorts and replaced them with hot pants?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Wear those hot pants and address everyone like in the Pokemon games. "Hey! You're not wearing shorts!"

What would you do if you were sent to Afganistan?

[Blademaster]

Escape or die. There are no other options.

What would you do if you and the person you loved the most were confined to one room of your house?

[Fett One]

Try to find a way out so we can go find a bigger place.

What would you do if you gained telepathic powers but couldn't control them so you were unable to shut out all of the voices?

[Knight of Time]

Never speak again, I guess.

What would you do if you were invited to a formal dance, but couldn't get a date before the big event?

[Oslo]

Go drunk with my friends.

What would you do if someone video taped you doing something silly/embarrassing and you become an overnight Youtube sensation?

[Blademaster]

Find a way to get paid for it.

What would you do if you became allergic to the entire bottom food group of the food pyramid?

[Knight of Time]

Pray that someone creates an antidote for my allergies, even if I have to use said antidote for life while eating.

What would you do if you played a game where saving data was impossible (e.g. one that otherwise saves its data to the cartridge), and you got a game over in the final area (e.g. against the final boss)?

[Fett One]

Toss the game out

What would you do if you red bull really did give you wings?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Depending on what kind of wings they were. If they looked cool I'd show them off or if they looked bad I wouldn't drink Red Bull.

What would you do if you bought a house but it appeared to be haunted?

[Blademaster]

If the ghosts were benevolent, charge people to see them. If they weren't, light the place up and collect on the insurance.

What would you do if your head grew to twice its size overnight?

[Fett One]

Go to the hospital to find out what happened.

What would you do if you traveled back in time and met your parents when they were your age?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make sure to avoid what happens in 'Back To The Future'.

What would you do if Pokemon was real but you were given only Magikarp?

[Blademaster]

This.

What would you do if Duke Nukem kicked your door in and said "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum."?

[Knight of Time]

I'd promise him I'd find a way to give him a lifetime supply of bubble gum if he'd leave my house in one piece, then do whatever it would take to make him go back to his world.

What would you do if a hurricane the size of your town/city was slowly heading your way, and had a person inside controlling its direction?

[Fett One]

Launch a missile strike at the hurricane

What would you do if a person you greatly respect decides to have a sex change?

[Blademaster]

Ask why. If a good reason, support them. If not, try and talk them out of it.

What would you do if you were abducted by a group of Drifblims?