<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Knight of Time]

Send out a Zapdos and have it do whatever it takes to save me.

What would you do if you were playing a Pokemon game and had to face a trainer with a full team of 6 composed of only legendaries, with powerful movesets and items?

[Fett One]

Use a team that has the type advantage over the legendary pokemon.

What would you do if you survived being struck by lightning?

[Blademaster]

Get treated for nasty burns and then later brag about how I survived having 50 million volts pumped into me.

What would you do if you were drafted to join the Army?

[Oslo]

Play the gay card to get out of it and threaten to sodomize my bunkmate.

What would you do if you were on a date and accidentally spilled something messy all over your companion?

[Fett One]

Apologize a million times.

What would you do if you were trapped in the middle of a war zone with no supplies, no weapons, and no friends/allies?

[Knight of Time]

Make a wish to God to save me from such a hell of a place, without letting me end up being reduced to nothingness.

What would you do if you saw this game on another forum whose last poster asked this very same question?

[Oslo]

Suspect that person is Fett One.

What would you do if a lawn gnome came to life and started running amok in your yard?

[Fett One]

Suspect that person is Fett One.

I can honestly say that it wasn't me.


I would pull out a shotgun and use the gnome for target practice.


What would you do if you were trapped on a deserted island with your arch nemesis?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Play some Battle Royale duel.

What would you do if your TPM friends list turned into a Death Note?

[Blademaster]

Type your name in it over and over for CONSTANTLY BRINGING THAT SHITTY ANIME UP.

What would you do if you were trapped in a room and the only way to escape was by reading - aloud - Marienbad My Love?

[Fett One]

Do my best to read it.

What would you do if you starting singing everything you said and had no way of stopping?

[Knight of Time]

I guess I'd have no choice but to join a troupe of sorts.

What would you do if you contracted a disease that caused you to always see things upside down and backwards?

[Blademaster]

Get corrective surgery.

What would you do if you could only hear men talking and no other sounds?

[Fett One]

Watch a lot of sports.

What would you do if you accidently fed someone rat poison?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well because I didn't do it on purpose, I suppose I wouldn't want to see that someone to die so I'd call ambulance so he or she can perhaps survive in one way or another or, if not, try to forget it and rely on the fact that I did try to save that somebody.

What would you do if I challenged you to a duel?

[Blademaster]

Kick your ass. As I've said in the past, you're scrawny enough for even ME to take on.

What would you do if you had a pet Metroid?

[Knight of Time]

Equip it with superpowers beyond its greatest "dreams" and send it to war-torn countries like Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, etc. so that it could target and kill every single terrorist down there, including Bin Laden himself, by vaporizing them all to piles of dust.

What would you do if some 9/11 event supporter came to your door and asked you to help celebrate the anniversary of 9/11?

[Fett One]

Say I'm not interested and go back to doing what ever it is I was doing when they knocked.

What would you do if you married someone that has the same birthday as you and you end up having kids that end up with the same birthday as you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Have a big party on that day.

What would you do if you became unable to spell the word 'Pokemon'?

[Blademaster]

Nothing. I usually say 'Pokeymanz' anyway.

What would you do if gravity only affected you half as much as the rest of the world?

[Fett One]

Enjoy being able to jump higher then everybody else


What would you do if you started to lay chicken eggs every other day?

[Knight of Time]

Save them for the world's biggest omelet, I guess.

What would you do if you were exploring the middle of an indoor maze at an amusement park, and the power suddenly went off?

[Blademaster]

Feel my way out. Putting your hand on the right wall of a maze guarantees that you'll inevitably reach the exit.

What would you do if the Sun never set?

[Fett One]

Close the shades so I can sleep and invest in air conditioning so it's going to start to get incredibly hot.

What would you do if you became the lord of all vampires?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Amaze vampire fangirls with those romantic scenes.

What would you do if you won a trip to Japan?

[Knight of Time]

See if I could meet a certain person from another forum I go to.

What would you do if you were watching TV and someone in your family of higher authority (e.g. a parent or other older relative) came into the room and forced you to let them watch what they wanted to watch?

[Blademaster]

Use my laptop. TV's are for dopes.

What would you do if you were capable of living on the Moon... yet you were also STRANDED on the Moon?

[Fett One]

Probably go insane after awhile, assuming I don't starve to death first.

What would you do if you lost all 5 senses (hearing, sight, taste, touch, smell)?

[Knight of Time]

Pray that God will heal me, otherwise, I'd just wait for my pain to be over forever.

What would you do if some philosophy or philosophy-related saying made you feel hurt about something you had or never had?

[Blademaster]

Yell at whoever said it.

What would you do if you suddenly knew every language on Earth except English?

[Fett One]

Move to a none English speaking country and get a job as a translator.

What would you do if you found a duffel bag filled with money?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First, I'd examine the money carefully, come on, I don't even know which currency it is?

What would you do if you could speed up or slow down time?

[Knight of Time]

I'd use either to my advantage for whatever a situation calls for.

What would you do if you came face to face with the Punisher from YTV's old game show, Uh Oh!, complete with his scary-looking costume and some buckets of "goo" (water mixed with flour and food colour, I think) ready to be dumped on you if the Punisher got angered?

[Blademaster]

Kick him in the face the second he tried to touch me with that shit.

What would you do if Waluigi appeared at your door and demanded a game of Bob-Omb tennis?

[Fett One]

Send him on his way since I don't have the game.

What would you do if you became trapped in the 1600's?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take part in voyages of discovery. And let's not forget meeting some important people, like René Descartes.

What would you do if you became trapped in the 1700's?

[Ayeun]

Use my knowledge of science and medicine to become a god...

What would you do if you woke up in a girls body tomorrow?

[Knight of Time]

Find some mad scientist with good intentions, and have him find a way to make me male again.

What would you do if you woke up, and your hair was mysteriously dyed a different colour than its natural colour?

[Blademaster]

Not care much. It'll change back eventually.

What would you do if every color you saw was inverted?

[Fett One]

Use it as an excuse to drive through red lights since I would think they are green.

What would you do if you had the ability to control all animals on earth?