<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted but the army men end up coming to life and run away to join the army and become true army men.

I wish to be completely cured of allergies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but then you'll have no reason to refuse to eat things.

I wish Blademaster could speak Finnish.

[Blademaster]

Granted. I use my Finnish to drive you nuts for never shutting up over it.

I wish I had my own sitcom.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But in every single episode, all of the laughter is directed at your expense for everything bad that happens to you on there, and there is no cheering or anything similar for any of the few good things that happen to you on your sitcom.

I wish that this game had a meaningful logo.

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to design it and you don't get paid for doing it.


I wish all superhero movies were great.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that cuts the number of superhero movies to ten or something, the easiest way to grant this wish.

I wish this wish was granted with nothing unpleasant happening to me.

[Blademaster]

Granted... You just wasted a wish.

I wish this wish wouldn't get granted.

[Fett One]

Granted. nothing happens


I wish the USA Government became the supreme ruler of the world.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, except that all other nations would be wiped out from the face of the earth, only leaving the American side, and to me and my fellow Canadians, that would be BAD if Canada didn't exist in such a case.

I wish Mikachu's last granted wish here made more sense.

[Oslo]

Granted, but the pattern of abstract thinking needed to make sense of the wish makes it so you can't understand any of the other wishes.

I wish for something really bad to happen.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Hundreds of people across the world died as I posted these words. Seriously. Fun to think about, eh?

I wish I had a lifetime supply of free food.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up getting all the free food, but the only problem here is...taxes, and a person from the IRS soon moves uninvited into your house, and confiscates ALL your free food every single day, telling you not to expect any free food ever again. So much for your easy hunger fix, I guess.

I wish that someone would put a certain blue hedgehog named Sonic in their avatar or signature.

[Fett One]

Granted. Somebody hacks into you account and changes your avatar to Sonic.

I wish various Nintendo characters would become real.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but this leads to worldwide destruction caused by Legendary Pokemon, Team Rocket, Bowser, Ganondorf and others.

I wish I hadn't to wish for anything.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All of a sudden, people all around you start making more and more wishes directed at you, getting you to do their bidding 24/7 without any chance of a break.

I wish I had an answer that would work for any wish in this game.

[Blademaster]

Granted. That's your answer.

I wish my heartburn went away.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's replaced by never ending hiccups.


I wish teleporters were real.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You were just teleported somewhere far beyond, but it's one-way only, and you will never be able to see TPM again. All of us are worried sick, just like after I left about one year ago.

I wish Fett One was back from this little trip I just sent him to through the teleporter.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the teleporter malfunctions and he is lost somewhere within it, leaving his family to blame you for his sudden disappearance.

I wish I could see more people in their 20's at the gym I go to 3 times each week.

[Blademaster]

Granted. They're all ugly.

I wish I had a tail.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's constantly wagging and you can't control it so there's no way to stop the wagging.

I wish dinosaurs still existed.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, they start roaming the earth again, killing every human on the planet until they are the lone survivors (that is, if they became extinct again, Earth would be like a cold, lifeless desert, aka a future I'm sure nobody would ever want).

I wish the next wish made would make me laugh.

[Blademaster]

Probably not granted, you humorless cuntwaffle.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of money.

[DivineAll]

Granted. You die in a horrific and hilarious way a day after you get the money.

I wish the recession would get better.

[Fett One]

Granted. It takes 100 years to get better

I wish humans had wings so that we can fly.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but those wings appear to be very easy to break, making you want to listen 'Broken Wings' all the time.

I wish my posts were less-predictable.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result, your parents ground you for an entire year for being on TPM for too long, and once again, everyone ponders as to what happened to you (remember your last absence where you had everyone wondering what happened to you, Mikachu?).

I wish my camera could view pictures uploaded to it from my computer (with a 5-in-1 card holder, I might add), not just the other way around.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Your camera can now see those pictures. You still can't.

I wish I had a tasty beverage right now.

[Fett One]

Granted but you don't get to drink it due to your parents taking it from you.

I wish the military was less strict.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. This makes the army even more horrifying because it allows soldiers to carry all kinds of weapons from chopsticks to missiles and wear whatever they like in the battle. When an enemy encounters this kind of army, it really is in trouble.

I wish for this day to be the best day of my life.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Today ends up being the best day of your life, and you don't end up having any more days as good as this one.

I wish that the Houston Astros would move to the AL West next year to give the American and National Leagues 15 teams apiece.

[Fett One]

Granted but they become last in their division.

I wish I didn't need to sleep and breath.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You grow gills and develop fatal insomnia disorder.

I wish I was able to become motivated anytime I wanted for any task I wanted.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. That motivation comes in the form of a sharp shooting pain in your side, every single time you need motivation.

I wish I knew how to fix any computer problem within a matter of minutes.

[Fett One]

Granted but everybody you know keeps coming to you for every single problem, all day long.

I wish to get the highest score possible in bejeweled.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But you got it by cheating.

I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love...

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the angel isn't able to stay for very long, ruining your moment.

I wish I knew a way to make desert mirages 100% real.

[Blademaster]

Granted. But they're never real unless YOU see them. Good luck seeing mirages in Canada.

I wish I had the Master Sword.

[Fett One]

Granted. It's in your room but you are unable to remove it from it's stone pedestal.

I wish the new Zelda game has voice work.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, like most other Zelda-related projects that has voice work, the voice-acting isn't all that good, especially for Link.

I wish for more copies of books, videos, DVDs to be available in public libraries.