<Game> Twisted Wishes v.7 (A.A. LV)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but they end up causing an overflow in the public libraries, leaving each of them not knowing which library to give any of the excess items to.

I wish I could solve a Sudoku puzzle in a short amount of time without cheating.

[Ayeun]

Granted. You are now a Sudoku genius, but can no long understand simple conversations.

I wish I had the nerve to ask the hot girl in my law class out...

[Blademaster]

Granted. She says no.

I wish I never needed food, water, or air again.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the food, water, and air in your body disappears, as well as everything in your house, leaving you to perish in a matter of minutes while your family is forced to deal with the double trouble of losing you and losing their individual belongings.

I wish that Blademaster was no longer able to be mean to everyone here on TPM, except for himself.

[Ayeun]

Granted. Everyone except for Blademaster leaves ASB.

I wish that breakfast didnt make me feel fat.

[Fett One]

Granted. Now lunch and dinner make you feel fat


I wish earning money was easy.

[Ayeun]

Granted. The world no longer uses money.

I wish that the air conditioner was colder.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now you no longer need fans. And what's a Princess without fans?

I wish I could learn some new words of English today.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the new words you learn end up being curse words, and due to using them too much on TPM without censoring them, you get banned as a result.

I wish I could give bad luck to people with bad attitudes if they tried to do something mean.

[Blademaster]

Granted; karma inevitably fucks you over for thinking two wrongs made a right.

I wish I could punch KoT in the face repeatedly.

[Ayeun]

Granted. KoT's face is now the face you see in the mirror every day... Its YOURS.

I wish that my sex dream from last night came true.

[Fett One]

Granted but then you wake up and realize you just had a dream within a dream.

I wish the entire planet spoke English.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A genie materializes out of nowhere and turns you into a man with an irreversible spell.

I wish I could come up with a new whack to use on a certain "sharp" person here on TPM, in the Whack-A-TPMer game (Mikachu?).

[Blademaster]

Granted. It's used on you first.

I wish I was able to transmute my negative thoughts and feelings into a digital form so I could type them out and then throw them in the Recycle Bin and be done with them forever instead of always being held back by them.

[Ayeun]

Granted. Your entire life is deleted. Good bye.

I wish that I could lose some weight.

[Knight of Time]

Oops, sorry Fett One, didn't realize you and I posted at the same time last night.

Anyway...

Granted. You end up losing a lot of weight in your brain, as a result, it shrinks down to about 1/4 its size, making your intelligence suffer a harsh drop.

I wish that people here would learn to be careful not to post in this game at the exact same time as someone else.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Anytime someone posts like that, the person who posts second DIES.

I wish I never had heartburn again.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are plagued with migraines instead.


I wish the USA had the fastest internet connections in the world.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, they end up giving hackers much faster access to their resources, and before long, a whole lot of websites end up being hacked, including TPM.

I wish I had some deeper answers to my Internet Explorer problem.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, your answers just transformed into a deep abyss. You fall into it Super Mario-style.

I wish to become a woman.

[DivineAll]

Granted. *insert Rocky Horror Picture Show reference here*

I wish to break all of my bad habits.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They all break into pieces, but you break into pieces as well.

I wish Mikachu would be so kind to revive Whack-A-TPMer with a revival whack.

[Blademaster]

Granted. It's directed at you.

I wish I had wings.

[Ayeun]

Granted.



I wish that I had straighter hair.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All your hair begins to stand up on end, as if it was being controlled by anti-gravity.

I wish I could complete this unfinished wish.

[Fett One]

Granted but it takes you 10 years to complete it.

I wish the weekend would last for 3 days and that the work week would last for 4 days.

[Ayeun]

Granted. You are now a 'Part time' employee, and your pay bracket is reduced.

I wish that my doctor would let me eat real food this month.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The 'real food' in question consists of delicacies such as mountain oysters (pig testicles), casu marzu (maggot cheese), and balut (fertilized yet unhatched, near-fully-developed duck eggs).

I wish Knight of Time would stop fucking insulting me for no reason and being a needless prick in general seriously I haven't done nothing to you so FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. He becomes your slave.

I wish the topics at Mt. Moon were easier to comment on.

[Fett One]

Granted. They become so easy that even a cave man can do it.

I wish Gieco would just have 1 mascot?

[Blademaster]

Granted. The mascot is a caveman gecko that nobody likes due to his ugliness and horrible voice.

I wish I had some macaroni and cheese.

[Ayeun]

Granted. Your left arm is now made of Mac and cheese.

I wish that i never had to shave my legs again.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! All types of shavers, electric razors, wax techniques and everything related to shaving and wax is banished from existance.

I wish I could have the necessary to live everyday without problems (food, shelter, clothes, and all the minimum necessary stuff for everyday).

[Blademaster]

Granted. It all belongs to someone else, though. Lawsuit time!

I wish they'd make a new and good video game-based movie.

[Fett One]

Granted. A movie based on Q-Bert is made.


I wish smart phones were cheaper.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. This worldwide price cut enables anybody in the world to buy a cell phone, and what's more, you, Fett One, become their idol because you wished for this in this game. So you'll have phone calls from your fans every freaking second and only Jorma Ollila (the chairman of Nokia) is happy with the situation.

I wish to become a proficient chairman of Nokia.

[Ayeun]

Granted. Nokia becomes a basement company, and now only trades rat poison

I wish my exam's were easy.

[Fett One]

Granted they are so easy that the dean gets mad and makes everyone retake the exam only this time it's 50 times harder.

I wish superheros never lose their fights.

[DivineAll]

Granted. Now they lose their love lives, like a certain web-slinger who sold his marriage to Mephisto.

I wish people wouldn't overreact so much.

[Blademaster]

Granted. Now nobody gives a shit.

I wish I had a genie who was nice and DIDN'T twist my wishes.