<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Knight of Time]

I'd have the animals make sure peace would be accomplished in this world, by having the right animal(s) at whatever places where they would be useful in stopping conflict of any major kind.

What would you do if Wayne Brady, Jonathan Mangum and Tiffany Coyne from Let's Make A Deal came over to your house and asked you for help with some ideas for new zonks?

[Blademaster]

Slam the door in their faces. I don't know these people.

What would you do if a meteorite crashed through your window?

[Fett One]

Sell it to a museum for thousands.

What would you do if you were Earth's last hope to survive an alien invasion?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd fight them and send them back to their home planets crying like babies. If I was the only hope I guess I would be able to do that.

What would you do if you heard from the news that a vulcano errupted in Finland?

[Blademaster]

Not give a fuck. Finland is a frozen shithole nobody likes except its delusional populace.

What would you do if you couldn't stop laughing?

[Knight of Time]

I'd pay you a visit, and laugh at your expense, annoying the hell out of you just because you made me unable to stop laughing.

What would you do if a band of hyenas' laughs woke you up in the middle of the night?

[Fett One]

Find a quieter place to sleep.

What would you do if you planted a garden but rabbits kept eating your crops?

[Ayeun]

Have rabbit stew for dinner!

What would you do if you woke up in bed with your cousin?

[Knight of Time]

Wonder just how he/she got there, before pondering on what to do next, I dunno.

What would you do if someone invented a boredom-causing ray and successfully used it on you and everyone in your immediate family?

[Blademaster]

Fix my boredom by smashing their faces in with my big stick broom-handle thing/makeshift bo staff I found in the garage.

What would you do if you were suddenly left-handed?

[Fett One]

Show it off.

What would you do if you woke up and found that your legs were missing?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try moving with my arms and get to my laptop. Then I'd record my struggles to walk with my Pinnacle Studio, and put them into my Youtube channel Tanskatsuken to get somebody laugh at me.

What would you do if you became the Pope?

[Knight of Time]

I'd go over to Blademaster's house while he's home, and start unleashing punishment after punishment after punishment for all his bad deeds, being as he reminds me of a real-life Eric Cartman.

What would you do if everything you ate or drank suddenly lost its flavour(s) the moment you began to enjoy what you were eating or drinking?

[Blademaster]

Eat a lot less.

What would you do if a serial killer began ravaging your home town?

[Fett One]

Call the FBI.

What would you do if the venom symbiote was real and it tried to bond with you?

[Knight of Time]

Get the hell out of its range, even if it meant I'd never be able to take a rest break safely ever again.

What would you do if a ticking, floating missile began to slowly stalk you everywhere you went, that didn't fall for any kind of trickery (like in the Woody Woodpecker cartoon Misguided Missile)?

[Blademaster]

Run far ahead of it and then shoot it until it detonates. Bonus points if it blows up the bridge near my house.

What would you do if all food, money, and such was immediately 'absorbed' by you as opposed to being consumed or stored, like in a video game?

[Fett One]

Only touch things when necessary

What would you do if went to prison and were tortured there?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Depending on the reason why I was tortured, I'd either spill out what they wanted from me or remain quiet. Simple.

What would you do if someone stole your car?

[Blademaster]

Not give even a single fuck, as I own no car.

What would you do if someone stole your HOUSE?

Yeah, you heard me.

[Knight of Time]

Laugh at them for their futile effort and call the police, I don't live in a mobile home.

What would you do if you were selected to be a contestant on Distraction and the first round involved touching a small barrel cactus in order to "buzz in" on a question?

[Fett One]

Give up and not play.

What would you do if your favorite tv show was banned from tv and dvd/blu ray?

[Ayeun]

Petition for them to make a move... Long live firefly!

What would you do if they never bring Black/white to English speaking countries, and HGSS was the last English pokemon game ever.

[Blademaster]

Wait for the fan-translated ROM to be released. It happened with Mother 3.

What would you do if you started sinking into the Earth everytime you stopped moving?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Get Super Mario to help me.

What would you do if you had a chance to meet a superhero?

[Fett One]

Bring an autograph book.

What would you do if you became horribly scarred in a lab accident?

[Blademaster]

Become the IRL Darkman.

What would you do if you only had a memory span of 1 year?

[Knight of Time]

Get some intense memory building sessions in order to make it good again.

What would you do if Santa Claus completely forgot about your town/city this Christmas (or any equivalent of Santa Claus for any of you who don't celebrate Christmas), and asked you to be there in person for his public apology?

[Fett One]

Bring a camera so I can film Hanukkah Zombie's embarrassment.

What would you do if you got a job as a ghostbuster and your first assignment is to capture the ghosts of your grandparents?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Capture them and scare the heck out of my mother. My evil side comes to play...

What would you do if you found out I was the ultimate evil?

[Knight of Time]

I'd summon all the police officers in the world to subdue you until you surrender to them.

What would you do if you received a friend request from someone on Facebook that mistook you for another person with the same first and last name?

[Fett One]

Deny their friend request since I don't know them.

What would you do if the college that you go to gets burnt to the ground?

[Blademaster]

Not care. I'm out of college.

What would you do if you had your very own rhinoceros?

[Knight of Time]

Have it help me with any physical tasks it would be capable of doing in less time than me.

What would you do if a confused, mixed-up spider trapped you in a spider web instead of an insect?

[Fett One]

Freak out since I'm afraid of spiders.

What would you do if you were trapped on a deserted island with Gilbert Gottfried?

[Blademaster]

Try and tough it out for as long as possible, then use him as a food source.

What would you do if you were turned into an immobile statue?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Nothing. I'm immobile! But if posssible, attract someone's attention with a strange position ans force them to turn me back to my real mobile self.

What would you do if the Internet ceased to exist?

[Knight of Time]

Go to some school to figure out how to make a new internet, I suppose.

What would you do if you found mice in your house?

[Blademaster]

Take 'em outside. Trapping mice is cruel.

What would you do if it was suddenly 10 years ago again?

[Fett One]

Use my knowledge of the future to properly invest my money and make a fortune.

What would you do if the president showed up at your house for dinner unexpectedly?