Okay, time to start belting out the Whitney.

I HOPE LIFE TREATS YOU KIIIND
AND I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL YOU'VE DREAMED OOOOOF
AND I WISH TO YOUR JOY AND HAAAAPPINEEESS
BUT ABOVE ALL THIS I WISH YOU LOOOOOVE

AND IIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS
LOVE YOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU...

Love, I love you. I'm sorry for riding on you. And I'm sorry for not thanking you. You saved our asses from such hazards as a whirlpool, quicksand, a rockslide and so on. You wouldn't be able to do that if you weren't awesome. And you are.

You rock.

Your name is Love because I LOVE YOU.