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Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Both battlers PM the ref with the three pokemon they will be using. The ref randomises the three and then calls them out when required, so neither trainer knows what their opponent, or indeed next pokemon will be.
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
Toss em at me![]()
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(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
There's yer setup! Let's get it ON!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh sorry, thought I posted that. Its you Razor.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Elliot start by taunting Futakuchi to keep him fro,m raising his attack. Follow that up with earthquake. Finally finish with flamethrower
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 1===
Santa's workshop. Man these must be for the straggler kids. Its a new ear. Least Delex words round the clock, I just saw two Delibirds fly out with shipments. Anyway, Razor leaf picked the lock so him and Wolfy can fight here. Elliot whips out a Granbull, to counter Fuka, a little Mawile.
Fuka tries to spin around and show off her crazy hairdo. However Elliot calls her a poor mans blender, and thatr ticks her off. Look at her, she's seething.
Fuka: Tnt 4 act ===///=== El: -2E
Fuka burst forth, ready to pin Elliot down. Eliot allowed the beast to run close, and to also be engulfed by tumultuous earth. Fuka didn't like that, so that punch to Elliott's face hurt more than it should. Damn vengeance
Fuka: -6E/-20H ===///=== El: -9E/-12H
Fuka kept attacking, not switching her fists of fury to include lightning force. The sizzling pain bothered Elliot but he still rallied with a nasty flamethrower that gave Fuka a painful reminder. Don't mess with him.
Fuka: -6E/-16H ===///=== El: -8E/-7E
===Stats===
WS
Taunted: 2 act.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
[colors=skyblue]Okay Elliot, i want you to start with focus blast. Follow that up with flamethrower and finish with another earthquake[/color]
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 2===
As we continue dawdling in Santa's workshop, Fuka cares not for his surroundings. Guess he was a naughty boy this year. The little Mawile focused and closed his eyes, allowing the massive Focus Blast to engulf his body Elliot though the match to be in the bag, until Fuka came bursting from the blast.
The revenge hit was powerful, it knocked Elliot on his backside with ease.
Fuka: -5E/-20H ===///=== El: -10E/-12H
Fuka landed and gave off something that I guess was a roar, it was too little and squeaky to tell. But he did charge up an Ice Beam, as Elliott fired off a Flamethrower. The opposing forces met and the Ice beam-having a more solid force than the throwing of flames, was able to pierce through and cancel each other out, right in Elliot's mouth.
Fuka: -8E ===///=== El: -8E
Blow for blow even, huh? Well, Elliot had just about enough of that, and stamped the ground. The Workshop shook, and vintage toys fell from shelves all over. Man, the elves aren't gonna like you folks when you get back. Fuka regained his footing, and used some of those ancient toys as cannon fodder, peppering Elliot with their nostalgic power!
Fuka: -5E/-20H ===///=== El: -9E/-6H
===Stats===
RL
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Panic stations! Arrgghhh!!! I'm going to have to start banning Taunt. I hate Taunt. More than Toxic and Rest.
Fling! Fling anything you get your hands on or teeth into! Elves, Delbird, presents, wooden horses, pieces of floorboard, reindeer poo. Just FLING!!
For a bit of novelty fun *shrug*
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 3===
Fuka may not be taunted anymore, but he's hella mad. He stroms over to a big ol' pile of Stantler plushies and starts Flinging them with immense vigor at the Granbull. In no time at all, Elliot is buried under them all. Elliot grunted from the short yet repetitive hits, and throws one of the plushies right back at Fuka-hard! Fuka winces, but still stands strong.
Fuka: -3E/-3H ===///=== El: -5E/-4H
Elliot pushed free of the plushies, but now Fuka was just getting reckless. Fuka spins around and with his headmouth, flings a damn slew of gnome ornaments at Elliot. Elliot knees to take the hits and when the coast is clear, fires a Thunderbolt! Fuka falls on her back, pained.
Fuka: -3E/-10H ===///=== El: -8E/-5H
Elliot smashes his fists into his hands ready to end this. Fuka however, tries one more thing. With that head mouth, Fuka manages a backflip and smashes a whole damn TABLE onto Elliott. Elliot lies on the floor twitching. That hit may have sto-err no. There he goes and there goes the fire! Fuka runs out of the workshop to go cool off in the snow, but manages to pass out there.
Fuka: -5E/-20H ===///=== El: -8E/-6H
===Stats===
RL, next is..Thiol - Stunky (m) Stench. WS attack
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
elliot start with water pulse. follow that up with thunderbolt and finish with focus blast
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 4===
Elliot smiles as the next Pokemon comes running out. That smile FADES as Thiol's natural cologne blows right up his nose. He coughs, angered something like that comes out of ANY animal, and throws water to try and wash it out. Thiol takes offense, he's not a dirty creature! Just for that, he runs right up to Elliot and Crunches down on his foot. Elliot fights like mad to get Thiol off his foot and away from his face!
Th: -6E/-5H ===///=== El: -4E/-10H
Gawd, this workshop smells like a sweatshop now! Elliot and Thiol trip over a stack of boxes and that breaks away Thiol's grip on the granbull. Thiol giggles as it lands, and farts out a smog. Ugh this is rawr, I'm going outside and reporting this from the window.
Having a moment to breathe, Elliot..gags, and immediately sets up a Thunderbolt. Thiol really didn't stand much of a chance as the bolt strikes him in the side.
Th: -3E/-10H ===///=== El: -9E
Elliot stood up, and coughed a bit. The Smog wsa really thick now, and it was getting harder to breathe. The Workshop may be big, but that Smog hung like a heavy fog cloud. As such,it was very hard for Elliot to focus on the skunk.
Things really went bad. Thiol charged up the worst thing ever. Fire. As the Fire Blast exited Thiol's mouth, you could literally SEE the stench of the Fog ignite, creating a veritable firestorm IN the workshop! Elliot freaked, and fired that Focus Balst as he was hit, but the Balst went wide. The blast shot through a wall and created a much necessary outlet for all that firey hell and bad bad stinking air.
Th: -10E ===///=== El: -10E/-15H
Still smells, but at least air is flowing now...
===Stats===
RL
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
OK Thiol your Stench is clearly working well, so lets bump it up a notch. Use Poison Gas to really get the eyes watering (Don't worry I brought my Stunky decorated gas mask. Cosplay and functionality ftw). Next use a Secret Power and end it with Night Slash
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 5===
With the snow blowing in, the smell of Stunky was reduced, giving Elliot some much needed breathing room. Elliot stood back and called upon the powers of random, even as Thiol ran over and farted in his face. No respect.
Elliot coughed (-1), but still focused on his Metronome. Suddenly, toys began floating off of the shelves, and stayed around the workshop.
Th: -3E ===///=== El: -6E/-3H Psn
Stealth Rocks level 1
Hrm, that wasn't a very good Metronome. Elliot tries it again, as Thiol takes the close contact reprieve to fire off a beam of white energy. This beam struck Elliot and gave him a chill, but not enough to freeze. He coughed (-1), and fired off a second random ball of light. This one slammed into Thiol immediately
Th: -5E/-6H ===///=== El: -4E/-6H
This dog had to go. Thiol hurried along as Elliot tried for a third metronome. But his time Thiol came in close, slashing Elliot before he could get it off (-1). The slash stung, and Elliot fell over, defeated
Th: -6E/-10H ===///=== El: -6E/-11H
===Stats===
Stealth rocks lvl 1 affect RL's team
WS = Ziva F Lucario
Last edited by DarkestLight; 11th January 2011 at 04:35 PM.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh yeah. Whoops XD. Edited.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Okay Ziva, I wnat you to start with aura sphere. FOllow that up with a water pulse and finish up with another aura sphere
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 6===
With one hound gone, Wolfy looks to her corner, and Ziva steps out. Almost immediately, Razor scowls the existence of that Pokemon's typing. That doesn't inhibit Thiol though. Within minutes, Thiol is rushing at Ziva, mouth alight with a strange warm glow. Ziva does not like the looks of this, and readies a Aura Sphere. The Flamethrower washes over Ziva however, and she kneels....
Thiol finishes his flaming attack, and then notes a small blue ball rolling toward hi-Oh no.
Boom! There goes Thiol, right into a Christmas Stocking.
Th: -8E/-9H ===///=== Zi: -5E/-16H
Thiol scrambles to get out of the stocking, but Ziva capitalizes on the state of Thiol currently, firing a Water Pulse to try and cool him down. The Stocking is very wet, forcing the loop attaching it to the fireplace mantle to give out. Thiol falls to the ground, and a massive amount of Smoke fills the room. Ziva backs up, displeased with this turn of events.
Th: -3E/-5H ===///=== Zi: -4E
Thinking he may have outsmarted the fighter, Thiol scrambles out of the stocking and scampers to and fro. Ziva can't see the purple Pokemon in all thsi smoke, even with the giant hole in the roof. But she doesn't need to. She just flings an Aura sphere up through the hole and waits.
The sphere comes back down and rams into Thiol's back as he fires off a Fire Blast. Ziva notes the blast and runs for the wall, but the Blast actually PINS her to the wall. Ziva groans and peels herself from the workshop wall, now covered in glitter.
Th: -10E/-9H ===///=== Zi: -5E/-20H
===Stats===
Stealth rocks lvl 1 affect RL's team
Smokescreen 1 rd.
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ziva, keep moving around if you can use that smokscreen to your advantage do it and use three earthquakes
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 7===
Thiol keeps moving as Ziva looks around the thinning smoke. Ziva spots the spreading smoke in two directions and decides to move in an opposite direction as well. That makes both tendrils of smoke curtail back toward her, Ziva finds out the hard way that she traps herself into a corner, as a Flamethrower flies out from the Smokescreen. Ziva groans, and slams her foot into the floor. This forces the wood planks to split apart and splice the cloud....but miss Thiol! But the Flamethrower goes wide, as Thiol moves to avoid the quake.
Th: -8E ===///=== Zi: -9E
Ziva, pissed off her earthquake missed the mark, aims and goes for a second Earthquake. This one does not miss, and throws Thiol out of his cover. Thiol bounces backwards and lands in a sack. He climbs out right before a Delibird flies in and scoops the bag up! The skunk fires off a Fire Blast, one that Ziva didn't expect!!
Ziva falls backwards, dealing with the heat of the attack.
Th: -10E/-18H ===///=== Zi: -9E/-22H
Thiol recovers and tries to hide in the smoke again, but a second Earthquake rocks the house once again. Thiol groans and looks around as toys and roof beams fall from the ceiling. This workshop won't stand for much longer at this rate.
He gets up and spits a Flamethrower to pin Ziva in a corner.
Th: -8E/-18H ===///=== Zi: -9E/-16H
===Stats===
Stealth rocks lvl 1 affect RL's team
Smokescreen 1 rd.
WS
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So nasty...
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 8===
Ziva doesn't care about eh fact they're ruining Santa's base. She's taking that fart factory down before things really stop making scents! A bolt of energy flies at Thiol, but Thiol runs towards it! He lunges for it, disseminating the fist with a Protective barrier, and lining up a fart cloud around Ziva.
Ziva's not having this and takes one more part of her aura bending powers to throw. She sidearms it and notes it whip around to catch Thiol, who jumps on her face! The ball comes within centimeters of hitting Thiol, while Ziva tries to rip him off, when he suddenly cackles and......
Oh wow....a stinky version of Aurora Borealis...complete with EXPLODING DOMICILE FACTORY AND TOYS EVERYWHERE! << >> The hell are those two..
Th: -26E/So Dead ===///=== Zi: -9E/-Crispy Dead
===Stats===
Stealth rocks lvl 1 affect RL's team
Final Round
Elizabeth - Vespiquen (f) Pressure
vs
Delko my male marshtomp with the torrent ability
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Okay Delko, start with a small substitute. Follow that up with ice beam. Finally finish with ancient power
Razor vs Wolfsong!
===Stipulations===
Welcome to Santa's workshop. A vast room full of stacks of presents all ready and waiting to be shipped off to the little children of the world. What's in theses presents, is anyone's guess, but occasionally a Delibird will fly in, grab a bundle and leave again. A fire place is burning wooden logs in one corner of the room, and a giant christmas tree reach up into the rafters. Outside a snow storm billows, preventing any other weather from taking hold.
3 vs 3
Banned Moves: Pain Split, Toxic, Perish Song
===Battlers===
===Round 9===
With the remnants of the workshop falling all around, it made sense for Elizabth to fly in and be attacked by all sorts of falling debris. Why Delko wasn't struck is beyond me.(Rock Attack -9) But Delko kept up the facade by quickly creating a snowman with Cubix arms.
A blast of light would ensnare the Marshtomp Sub, and do absolutely nothing to it.
El: -3E ===///=== De: -7E/-6H Sub: 6H
The Queen Bee eagerly flew at the statue and let loose a hefty portion of rotted honeycomb husk. The Sludge spewed all over the Sub and dismantled it, right as an Ice Beam came from the west. Delko stood atop a mound of what is probably a door to that workshop, cheering for his his in the snow capped scenery!
EL: -7E/-16H ===///=== De: -10E
Elizabeth put it all together. Well played, little swampman. But she would have the last laugh, as she buzzed back to where Delko had made his outpost. She forced the winds to be to there aid, and they did just that annoying Delko with their chilling feel and annoying buffeting sounds. But Delko stood tall!
He grabbed some Play-Doh and made small balls out of them. In this cold they got really hard really fast, and were easily flung, like small ancient Rocks. They pelted her all over and Elizabeth hit the snow dunes hard.
EL: -6E/-15H ===///=== De: -7E/-9H
===Stats===
Stealth rocks lvl 1 affect RL's team
WS
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Nice work Delko, now start with a water pulse. follow that up with a wide ranged blizzard and finish with another ancient power