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    O_o

    Is this true, guys? It better not be...

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    I give her two out of ten for effort.
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    Haha, she's blaming him for knocking the World Trade Center? She is obviously insane..

    part of me would love to see her get some money, though.

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    Yeah I heard about this. Reeetarded.

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    $900 billion for child support? What the heck is she buying for her son?

    And she's also suing him for an additional...

    ...$100 billion, for "lost income". Really?
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    I hope she gets her money.
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    See, people like this are why I stay reclusive from the rest of the world.

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    I fear that the de-evolution of mankind is no myth. Idiocracy is our future Dx

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    America and your lawsuits.

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    Europe and your socialized health care, and decent music, and... :[

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    Wow....just.....wow...... XD

    Words can't do this story justice. The court case is set for the 31st. Someone has got to stay on this and give an update. To be honest this shouldn't even be going to a hearing. It's obvious the woman is nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Rudy View Post
    Wow....just.....wow...... XD

    Words can't do this story justice. The court case is set for the 31st. Someone has got to stay on this and give an update. To be honest this shouldn't even be going to a hearing. It's obvious the woman is nuts
    They're actually HEARING THIS OUT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telume View Post
    They're actually HEARING THIS OUT?

    Where's the nearest wall?
    One could hope it's because the want to cite this woman for wasting the court's time and to hopefully get her in custody for some kind of mental help but I doubt it. For an extra laugh read the actual court documents she filed. You'll need to scroll quite a bit to get to the good parts but it's worth it. Personally I think she was making it up as she went along as at one point she says Puffy was 5'9" and 141 pounds and then later lists him as 5'11" and an unknown number of pounds. The number at first looks like a two or a three but then it looks like she wrote very heavy over it so it would read 107 pounds.
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    Are we Americans so bored that we would entertain this loony?

    ...Even though it's pretty damn funny, and a retreat from the usual depressing stories?
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