[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.8 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted but after worldwide protests Nintendo caves in and makes a 6th generation.

I wish monkeys were smart enough to read, write, and play video games.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They do it better than humans and replace us.

I wish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO0p_U1w89A

[Fett One]

Granted, you can watch the video all you want for free everyday but it's in a language you can't understand.

I wish a pokemon/digimon crossover movie was made.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result though, some Pokemon end up evolving into similar Digimon (e.g. Charmander to Greymon), and some Digimon end up evolving into similar Pokemon (e.g. Agumon to Charmeleon), making the movie not only a crossover, but a mixed-up crossover as well.

I wish that Mike Super the great magician (probably the best magician in the world) would do another show in my home province someday.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. He turns you into a frog in front of a live audience.

I wish I could maintain a better order in my room.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become sloppy at maintaining everything else.

I wish to own a gold mine.

[Blademaster]

Granted. You own a mine from the 1849 Gold Rush that has long since been emptied of gold.

I wish I knew what sambuca was.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you decide to Google it, but unfortunately it appears that someone has attached a virus on Wikipedia and you get a text like this: "Sambuca är en örtlikör ifrån Italien. Har en tydlig smak av anis och fänkål. Vid serveringen läggs ofta 2-3 kaffebönor i glaset och spriten antänds och serveras brinnande." And then your computer blows up.

I wish hackers found something better and more creative to do.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They begin to make their own video games in the pirating fashion, and pretty soon, their games end up being sold alongside real video games in the stores, until their games end up outnumbering the real deals.

I wish people would learn to suck it up each time they are required to go through an intense physical challenge.

[Fett One]

Granted but they complain about everything else.

I wish for a Married With Children Reunion Show.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they are somewhat short of actors, so it is you who has to play every single role.

I wish for a dog.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The dog doesn't like you. At all. And it has rabies.

I wish I could make my voice sound like any voice I wanted, at will.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get sued by celebrities for impersonating them.

I wish Marvel would make an animated DTV Spider-Man movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. One beautiful morning, the postman comes to Fett One's, bringing that brand new movie on DVD with him. Too bad it's the only copy and all the other Spiderman fans rush into your place to watch it. They kick you out of your house and watch it without you. Mean.

I wish I got a new Facebook friend every day.

[DivineAll]

Granted. However, the new friends you get in future days are really, just your original Facebook friends with different usernames.

I wish for a decent April Fool's Day joke (seriously).

[Fett One]

Granted but it's such a sophisticated joke that you can't comprehend it so you just stand their with a dumb look on your face.

I wish Spring would arrive already.

[Blademaster]

Granted. It arrives in winter and the global climate destabilizes as a result, destroying the world.

I wish I could have spontaneous theme music of my choosing activate wherever I went.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Yeah but they are all awful pieces that in the end annoy the heck out of you and everyone around you.

I wish there was more PM space at TPM.

[Fett One]

Granted, it is increased by 1.

I wish comic books were cheaper.

[Blademaster]

Granted. The comic industry goes under due to funding drying up.

I wish I could get a job and be competent at it any time I chose to.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the job gets boring and you have to switch it all the time.

I wish Blademaster got a functioning SNES.

[Fett One]

Granted but it has no controllers and no battery pack so he can't use it.

I wish gunblades were real.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You enter an epic Gunblade match with Seifer from Final Fantasy VIII andd end up more damaged than Squall in the intro of that game.

I wish I was handsome.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You manage to get a makeover that tries to make you more handsome, unfortunately, the only girls it attracts to you are the ones you drew in your various forms of art...basically, real girls hate your makeover.

I wish I was a fountain of ASM (computer assembly language) knowledge.

[Fett One]

Granted but its all outdated language that is no longer used so it won't help you get a job.

I wish there was a movie that has Han Solo team up with Captain Kirk.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. In the new film, Chewbacca is replaced by Captain Kirk. Poor Chewbacca.

I wish I could amuse more and more people with my TPM replies.

[Oslo]

Granted. Your sparkling wit dazzles everyone to such an extent that they become jealous and flame you every opportunity they get. Ouchies.

I wish someone would move all my furniture home for me.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A moving truck delivers all your furniture to you...but it's all in pieces, thus meaning all your furniture needs replacing.

I wish that laughing was illegal if done in a room with a person in a bad mood.

[Fett One]

Granted. Now 95 percent of the world is behind bars.

I wish junk food was healthy.

[DivineAll]

Granted. Now regular health food is high calories.

I wish American politicians actually did something about improving the economy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. America's government improves the economies of China and India.

I wish to become a moderator.

[Oslo]

Granted. While trying to acclimate yourself to the new Moderator functions, you accidentally give yourself a lifetime ban from TPM. Oops.

I wish for a Snorlax.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It Body Slams you, turning you into a pancake.

I wish I could get good at Goldenrod Tower's EMT Game again.

[Fett One]

Granted but its stolen from you within seconds of it being handed to you.

I wish cartoon characters wear different clothing in every episode.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Obviously, that'll make them harder to recognize.

I wish I could switch my brains off for a set time so that I'd get sleep more easily.

[Oslo]

Granted. Your respiratory system ceases and you therefore suffocate. D:

I wish to be better with chopsticks.

[Fett One]

Granted but you lose the ability to eat with a knife and fork.

I wish for a Transformers Beast Wars movie, featuring the original voice cast and the original script writers.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the original script writers make an appearance as actors and the voice actors write the script.

I wish I were Naruto.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, you get trapped in your own TV (presuming you have one in Finland), forever.

I wish the Unova episodes would start to air on YTV this spring or summer.

[Oslo]

Granted, but in order to make room for this new addition to their programming block they have to remove a whole truckload of iCarly reruns from their schedule, which causes millions of enraged pubescent girls to slay you in cold blood.

I wish I had mad football skills.