Here's a script or something for a shameless TV commercial:

*a team losing to Materia Keeper's Trine in Final Fantasy VII*

A voice saying:

"DO YOU THINK FINAL FANTASY SUCKS?"

*Jin Kazama losing to stage 5 Zafina in Tekken 6*

The same voice saying:

"DO YOU THINK TEKKEN SUCKS?"

*a person pissing on a sofa in his living-room in Sims*

"DO YOU THINK SIMS SUCKS?"

*a guy getting killed by someone with M319 IGL in Halo 3*

"DO YOU THINK HALO SUCKS?"

A dude surrounded by videogame consoles and controlles screaming:

"AAARRRRGGGGH!!!!!"

The voice:

"WELL PLAY POKEMON. POKEMON DOESN'T SUCK."

*The dude picks a Nintendo DS, uses Snivy's Leaf Tornado on Oshawott*

"It's Super-Effective!"

The dude screaming:

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! !!!!"