TEAM CHAOS
versus
TEAM CUTSIEPIE
Location: Indigo Stadium
Rules: n/a
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: Five days
‡ Pre-Round ‡
‡ Round 1 ‡
G’day, ladies and gents! Welcome to Indigo Stadium, an arena entirely bereft of newbie-owning icy lakes. Today, veteran Chaos will be taking on newbie CutsiePie in a quickie 1 on 1. Who will win? Who will lose? Without any icy lakes, it’s anybody’s game!
Chaos summons a punchy humanshape Pogey into the fray while CutsiePie, on the other hand, goes for a cute widdle blob of adorable. Let’s do this!
Hitmonchan is the first to strike, using his Iron Fist ability to pump up his punchy prowess. Uh-oh. Igglybuff doesn’t look so confident. With excellent dexterity, Hitmonchan darts and weaves toward Igglybuff and hoists her up with his boxing gloves. He then tosses her up into the air and, as though spiking a volleyball, he leaps and punches her skyward. Screaming and flailing continually as she flies up toward the stadium lights, Igglybuff quickly reaches the apex of her flight before coming barreling down. However, she picks up speed and momentum as she hones in on her target. Igglybuff manages to control her descent until she lands with a crash, colliding directly with Hitmonchan’s head. The dazed fighter crumples and Igglybuff giggles. That was fun!
Hitmonchan: <-25 HP; -7 EP>
Igglybuff: <-18 HP; -7 EP>
Seeing stars, Hitmonchan pulls himself up to his feet. Okay! Let’s do this! His fist begins to glow green and he leans down toward Igglybuff and strikes her with a close-range Drain Punch. As the puffball’s health diffuses into his body, Hitmonchan nonetheless looks on in horror, realizing the little munchkin has caught his fist! Countering the attack, Igglybuff taps into some bizarre reserve of physical strength and hoists Hitmonchan over her head. Yikes! How is she doing this! With a grunt, she tosses Hitmonchan to the ground. Ow.
Hitmonchan: <+8 HP; -24 HP; -6 EP>
Igglybuff: <-16 HP; -7 EP>
Okay, let’s try this again! Picking up momentum, Hitmonchan beelines it right for Igglybuff and strikes her with a super-speedy jab; however, much like last time, she catches his fist and tosses him away. As he hits the ground, Hitmonchan finds himself dazed in a new way. He looks toward Igglybuff, hearts filling his eyes. Looks like somebody has come down with an acute case of love!
Hitmonchan: <-15 HP; -3 EP; Atr>
Igglybuff: <-10 HP; -7 EP>
‡ Post-Round ‡
Notes:
> At 0 EP, Pokemon will begin to lose 1 HP for every 2 EP they consume
> This round was reffed with a 40% damage cap for both fighters
> Lol, those damage calcs were hiiigh... super effective moves + STAB + Iron Fist + Counter = crazy damage!
> Hitmonchan will remain Attracted for three more rounds
> TEAM CUTSIEPIE to command next