TEAM CHAOS
versus
TEAM CUTSIEPIE

Location: Indigo Stadium
Rules: n/a
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: Five days



‡ Pre-Round ‡


‡ Round 5 ‡

With both fighters approaching even health, it’s still anybody’s game. Hitmonchan is the first to strike, walloping the little marshmallow with an artful Drain Punch. Mmm, health! Tears begin to well in little Igglybuff’s eyes and she lets out an ear-splitting scream. Suddenly, a red glow envelops Hitmonchan’s body as he’s hoisted into the air as if by invisible machinery. Igglybuff gives her little hands a wave and propels her fighter into the stadium wall. The crowd gives a gasp as Hitmonchan slides down the wall to the ground. Uh-oh. Looks like someone’s defences were compromised.

Hitmonchan: <-14 HP; +7 HP; -6 EP; -1 SpD>
Igglybuff: <-14 HP; -7 EP>

Ahh, both our fighters are dead even in terms of health! How cool! In a rapid blitz, they repeat their last actions, with Hitmonchan socking Igglybuff right in the kisser in a bid to steal some more health while Igglybuff flails Hitmonchan around like a ragdoll using another Psychic attack. With a grunt, she slams him into the ground mercilessly.

When he gets up, hearts blossom in his eyes. Not. This. Again.

Hitmonchan: <-16 HP; +7 HP; -6 EP; Atr>
Igglybuff: <-14 HP; -7 EP>

With both fighters circling the drain, it’s impossible to tell at this point who will fall first. Though Hitmonchan is the faster of the two, battling infatuation has proven to be a tricky task for the wiry Fighting-type. Can he do it? Can he overcome his Attraction and bring an end to this fight once and for all?

After a moment, we have our answer. Growling, Hitmonchan gives his head a shake and springs toward Igglybuff. He hoists up his squirming foe with one fist while letting her have it with the other. She flies into the air and lands on the ground, unmoving. I believe, ladies and gents, it’s over.

Hitmonchan: <+4 EP; -6 EP>
Igglybuff: <-8 HP>



‡ Post-Round ‡


And that's all she wrote. Chaos and I take home two points while CutsiePie receives one. Good work, guys!