Pre-battle statistics

Mymyilikepie
OOOO
Kangaskid

Lightningrod
Health:
100%
Energy:
83%
Status:
-2 DEF
Anyone else hear a high-pitched ring?
Toxic ~ Swords Dance ~ Swords Dance.

Greyfox
OOOO
Schwarzen

Hustle
Health:
92%
Energy:
85%
Status:
Urgh, I hate protect.
Double Team ~ Swagger ~ Ice Fang

Round 2

With both of Schwarzen's heads in trollface, they set off with their orders. Being the faster of the two, of course. Closing their four eyes, their cheeky, evil grins still carved into their faces, their entire body started to phase in and out of existence. To the left of it, a copy of Schwarzen started to phase in as Schwarzen phase out. After thirty seconds of phasing in and out, the two stopped, with both of them being around the same opacity. Each of the four faces with a troll grin.

Schwarzen:
+1 EVA, +1 CLONE, -4 ENG

'Urgh, I hate trolls.' Kangaskid whispered to himself, sighing, he repeated what he did before with the Toxic. Concentrating hard a purple ball of poison started to form in front of him. He pulled back his arm, grasping his bone in his hands. With his bone firmly in his hands, twisting it slightly, he hit his ball with his bone, sending it flying. It flew straight towards Schwarzen at a million miles a second.

...

And it flew right over Schwarzens' head.

Accuracy roll:
85 (68+ meaning a miss)

Schwarzen grinned and laughed, "Problem?" Schwarzen started to troll Kangaskid, aggravating the baby-Kangaskhan with it's antics and troll science. After the sixth trolling attempt, reverse gravity, Kangaskid was so frustrated, he just had to attack and fuel the troll.

Kangaskid:
+2 ATK, + RAGE

Schwarzen:
+ TROLL, -6 ENG

Kangaskid roared, well, whatever a roar is to something that's barely half an adult's size, like a scream or a squeak. Brandishing his bone in his hands, stroking up and down the length of it. He flailed his hands in the air and charged towards the two trolls...or would it count as four? Anyway, he charged towards Schwarzen and struck...

...well, not really.

He had struck the copy of Schwarzen, the clone fizzing and phasing out of existence, Schwarzen phasing back into existence. Using his closeness as a chance, Schwarzen opened his mouths, each of them with the light blue, glowing, massive canines and chomped down on Kangaskid.

18% damage done.

Kangaskid:
-2 ENG, -1 RAGE

RAGE roll:
42 (1 - 50 meaning Kangaskid will rage)

Schwarzen:
-1 CLONE, +1 TROLL, -6 ENG

Kangaskid was totally and utterly frustrated, he was just feeding the troll! Grasping his bone again, this time he was going to do the dance. The dance of the swords. He started to do the dance and then realised, this was probably going to feed the troll too! The best way to stop a troll was probably head on, according to Kangaskid. Rushing forward, weilding his trusty bone in his hands. He ran forward to Schwarzen and attacked!

4% damage done

Kangaskid:
-1 RAGE, -2 ENG

RAGE roll:
1

Schwarzen:
+1 TROLL

Post-battle statistics

Mymyilikepie
OOOO
Kangaskid

Lightningrod
Health:
82%
Energy:
79%
Status:
+2 ATK, -2 DEF, +3 RAGE
ARGH

Greyfox
OOOO
Schwarzen

Hustle
Health:
88%
Energy:
79%
Status:
+1 CLONE,+2 TROLL
[/troll]

Notes:
Reading this ASB's definition of rage, I decided to do it this way. It's a lot like the confusion, but Rage instead. Rage is more or less a roll deciding whether the user uses the move rage or goes about its attack as planned (50/50 chance). Rage begins with 5 Rage, each action 1 rage is lost until the swagger effect goes. Each time rage works, the user of Swagger will gain +1 troll, the trolls are used up either when the user uses swagger again (thus increasing the number of rages by the number of trolls) or uses the move rage itself. Hope everyone is okay with that. Unless the move ordered is rage, Trollrage will do 4% damage each time.
Greytroll please order.
Also, Grey, remember you need to issue orders for our battle too.