Pre-battle statistics

Pieboy
XOOO
? ?
Nessi

/
Water Absorb
Health:
90%
Energy:
37%
Status:
...wat
-1 SPD
Sing ~ Double Team ~ Blizzard

Grey
XOOO
? ?
Weir


Illusion
Health:
79%
Energy:
79%
Status:
I AM A ZOROARK. THERE IS NO REASON TO DOUBT THIS
Substitute ~ Focus Blast ~ Focus Blast

Round 8

The round kicked off as normal, well, actually, this was the first time the round kicked off like this, this was the first time the round kicked off with a Zoroark being against Nessi, seeing as it had started off with Perseus instead of Weir in the previous round.

Weir closed his eyes and clenched his fists. Focusing, he started to send energy into the air in front of him. The air started off as just a light grey mist, congregating into a similar shape as Weir. As energy and health was directed into the Zoroark-shaped mist, it began to gain colour and solidity. Weir started to sweat and cringe as his health was directed also into the clone. Within seconds, it appeared to be two solid Weirs standing in the exact same position. They both looked up at Nessi and winked. Which one was the real one?

16% health directed into Sub.

Weir:
-11 ENG

Nessi head-tilted and shrugged, whatever a shrug would look like on a Lapras. She breathed in and closed her eyes, breathing out, she began to emit one soothing tone. Ringing throughout the arena, the Sub shook a little, but was unaffected. Pieboy, on the other hand, snoozed off.

2% hail damage done to Weir.

Nessi:
-6 ENG

Weir grinned and clasped his hand together, in the prayer-form again. Closing his eyes, he began to focus his concentration onto his prayer hands, where a pea-sized blob of brown energy formed above them. The longer he focused, the larger in size the brown blob grew. The intensity of light also grew over time, almost in the same proportion as how it grew. His entire body began to glow brown as he focused. Opening his eyes, he pushed forwards, knocking the ball of brown against the side of Nessi's face.

22% damage done.

SP DEF roll:
1

Weir:
-11 ENG

Nessi started to sing again, it made the substitute shake. But, nothing had happened.

2% hail damage done to Weir.

Nessi:
-6 ENG

Weir grinned and cackled, he was going to win this! There was no way he was going to mess up this next attack. Clapping his hands as they slap into the prayer position, he closed his eyes and began to focus. Focusing energy into his prayer-form hands, a small blob of glowing brown energy...ness began to form above them. His body also gained a glow similar to the colour of the blob. The blob grew over time and so did its intensity, the second his eyes opened, he pushed his hands forwards and the glowing blob hit Nessi, sending her back a couple of foot.

33% damage done.

Weir:
-11 ENG

Nessi sang again. This time Dermot O'Leary walked into the middle of the battle and stopped any of the proceedings.

"The votes have been counted and verified. And the winner of X-Factor 2011 is..."

"..."

"...Nessi!"

Nevertheless, Weir's substitute was none-too-impressed by Nessi's singing and was unaffected by it.

Nessi:
-6 ENG, + Ł1,000,000 recording contract

Post-battle statistics

Pieboy
XOOO
? ?
Nessi

/
Water Absorb
Health:
40% DamCap
Energy:
19%
Status:
ARGH
-1 SPD, -1 SP DEF, Won the X-Factor

Grey
XOOO
? ?
Weir


Illusion
Health:
59%
Energy:
46%
Status:
Haha!

Weir SUB


Health:
16%

Notes:
Once a Pokémon loses all of its energy, it spends 50% of its health restoring 100% of its energy. It will spend 2 full actions doing this.
Grey, order next.
Weather moves don't do damage to substitute, if they were initiated before the sub was created.
Seeing as the health of the sub wasn't dictated, I randomised a number between 10 and 25. For the energy, I did 2/3 of the health take off.