Chapter 9 Stephen ‘earn’ another badge.

We see our heroes, and Jack and Jacqueline say their motto and take Stephen’s
Goldeen.
“HEY YOU BULBASAUR GIVE RIGHT NOW!” said Stephen. Aloof sent out Delibird, and
it used Hydro Pump to send Team Rocket flying away before they could steal
anything else. Fortunately, Goldeen blasted off with them.
“THEY ARE STILL HAVING BULBASAUR! IT ALL YOUR FAULT!” Stephen ran off crying.
Squirtle, the Pokedex, and Aloof had a sweatdrop. They continued their Pokemon
adventure, thinking that Stephen would come back sooner or later. Squirtle put
on his Stephen suit and Translator.
~~~~~~~~~
Soon they arrived in Inferno City. Squirtle walked into the Conflagration Gym
to battle the gym leader, Damp. Squirtle saw the battle arena was placed over
lava. On the other side of the gym stood Damp the gym leader.
“Welcome to the Conflagration gym. Do you wish to battle?”
“Yeah,” answered Squirtle.
“You will be battling for the blaze badge. Four Pokemon each no time limit. Any
questions?”
“Nope.”
“Then the battle shall begin. Tyrannitar, go,” The gym leader said calmly.
“Pidgey, I choose you!” Squirtle said as he threw a Pokeball. Both Pokemon
appeared from their Pokeballs.
“Tyrannitar, use Nail Flick on this mere Pidgey,” ordered Damp. Tyrannitar
laughed at the Pidgey then tried to flick it. Pidgey easily dodged it.
“Pidgey, cover the lava with an ice beam!”
“JYOOOO!!!” Pidgey flapped its wings, and ice covered the field. Tyrannitar
slipped on the ice, and fell down over ice-covered lava. Pidgeot used a volley
of Wing Attacks, and every one hit Tyrannitar, and it couldn’t stand back up on
the ice. Pidgey broke the ice Tyrannitar was laying on with a wing attack, and
Tyrannitar sank into the lava.
“Tyrannitar, return! Hmm. Your Pidgey is very powerful. But it is not powerful
enough for my next Pokemon, which is…

WHO’S THAT |>OKEMAN? (We see an obvious shape of Magmar)
After a ten-minute commercial break, a Magmar appeared Magmar’s shape.

“Magmar, go,” said Damp. “You know what to do, Magmar.”
“You know what to do Pidgey,” Squirtle mirrored, and the smart Pidgey
understood. Magmar used Flamethrower, followed by a Hyper Beam, which pushed the
Flamethrower faster. Inches away from Pidgey, the Hyper-flamethrower-beam turned
around and hit Magmar. Pidgey had used Mirror Move! While Magmar was still
recharging, Pidgey flew up and back down for a Sky Attack for the knockout!
Pidgey did the happy dance.
“Charizard, go and use Fire Blast,” Said Damp. Charizard’s Fire Blast knocked
Pidgey out, because the smart bird Pokemon wasn’t paying any attention while
doing the happy dance.
“Pokeball, go!” Squirtle said, and his Pokeball revealed a Rattata.
“Rattata, use your Focus Energy quickly!”
“Flamethrower, Charizard,” Damp said.
“Rattata, Mimic Charizard’s Fly! (RMCF)” Rattata finished Focus energy, and it
jumped out of the way of Charizard’s Flamethrower. Rattata began to fly up
magically into the air. A crowd and a news reporter appeared on the scene.
“Hyper Fang!”
“Flamethrower.” Rattata flew up to Charizard and bit it. It bit so hard,
Charizard’s flamethrower fired at the ground. The ice covering the ground went
up in flames.
“Super Fang!” Rattata bit on Charizard’s wing, and the fire dragon fell onto
the fiery ground unable to fly.
“Amazing!” said the news reporter. “What looked like Charizard’s advantage of
being able to cause the ground to go up in flames to burn Rattata no matter
where it ran quickly changed when Rattata used Mimic!” Charizard lay on the
ground, its wing broken.
“Water Gun, Rattata!” Rattata shot a stream of water at Charizard’s flame tail,
causing it to almost burn out. The hurt Charizard used one final Hyper Beam,
then fainted. The Hyper Beam hit Rattata, and the rat Pokemon fell to the flames
and fainted. Squirtle had two Pokemon left, to Damp’s one. The flames had melted
the ice and gone out, and the stadium was covered with water.
“Rapidash, go!” The fire horse ran out of its Pokeball only to slip on the
water and take damage before Squirtle had even sent out its Pokemon. Squirtle
sent out one of his strongest Dittos.
“Ditto transform into the water!” Looking like the wicked witch of the west
melting, Ditto blended into the water.
‘Which Sand witch ate a sandwich and used a sand wedge? How many seas would a
seesaw saw if a seesaw could saw seas? How many saws would a seesaw see if a
seesaw could see saws? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck up if a woodchuck
could chuck up wood? How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could
hog ground? No one will ever know,’ thought Squirtle. Rapidash ran around
confused looking for Ditto. It slipped on the water, and couldn’t get back up.
“Ditto, good job, I’m replacing you with Abra, go!” Abra read Squirtle’s mind
for Squirtle’s plan. It teleported high above Rapidash trying to get up on the
slippery water, used Physic to keep Rapidash in one place, then fell down to it
for a Body Slam for the knock out. Rapidash was paralyzed, and Abra finished it
off with a final Physic. Squirtle had won! The news reporters went crazy, and
they gathered around Squirtle asking him questions. Squirtle water gunned them
away; confusing them so much that they ran away. Damp gave Squirtle the badge,
and shook his hand. The Pokedex, Aloof, and the crowd cheered. Stephen ran in,
and Squirtle took off his Stephen suit. Squirtle gave the badge to Stephen and
“YAY I EARN ME SECOND BADGE!” Damp was confused about Squirtle taking off a
suit, so Abra telpathed him the information. After they came out of the hot gym,
they could see in the bright sunlight a Goldeen on Stephen’s shoulder.
“AND IT ALL THANK YOU BULBASAUR ME GET THAT HERE BADGE!”
“Um…Stephen? How did you get back ‘Bulbasaur’?” asked Aloof.
“BOUGHT ONLINE SOMEONE TEAM ROCKET NAMED! IT WERE CHEAP! ONLY 936,739,492
DOLLARS! NOT NEARLY, MUCH AM BULBASAUR ARE REALLY WORTH! BULBASAUR BEST! BY THE
WAY CHARGE I ALL MONEY TO CREDIT CARD DAD MINE OWN! PAY FOR IT HE DOES WHEN TELL
HIM I BULBASAUR SUCH GREAT POKEMAN!” Everyone had a huge sweatdrop.

Chapter 10 Human-Being Wannabees and Aloof’s Gyrados

A Human Being Wannabee is a thing. A thing that is not human. It wishes to be
human greatly, but it cannot. Take the ten thousand ton weight for example. It
wants to be human, but it is just too weird. Some Human-Being Wannabees look
like humans, but they am not. I mean are not. Darn you Stephen! Do not worry,
Stephen and Goldeen are not Human Being Wannabees, they are just stupid. Human
Being Wannabees can’t die. They do, but they are sent back to Earth because they
aren’t human.
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Stephen walked happily along the path to the next city, Bulbasaur the Goldeen
on his shoulder, Squirtle and Aloof close behind. All of a sudden, a wild
Tyrannitar appeared!
*Hurry and catch it! It only has one HP left from a previous battle and let me
check the level…IT’S LEVEL 100 FOR HEAVENS SAKE CAPTURE IT BEFORE IT GETS AWAY!
* screamed the Pokedex.
“IT ARE MEAN DARK POKEMON! I NO LIKE MEAN! I ONLY HAVE ULTRA BALLS ANYWAY!”
So, they continued on their way. A Magikarp flopped into their path.
“OH WOWS RAREST POKEMAN IN WORLD I CATCHES IT!” Stephen’s eyes grew very big.
“Figures,” shrugged Aloof. The Pokedex identified the Magikarp as level 74
though, which made them wonder if Stephen was finally onto something.
“BULBASAUR GO!” Stephen picked up Goldeen and threw it at the Magikarp.
Magikarp flopped out of the way.
“HORN ATTACK!” Stephen yelled. Magikarp used Splash, and Goldeen ran away in
fear of the scary Splash.
*My data shows Magikarp knows Splash, Splash, and Splash. * The Pokedex said.
“IT OK BULBASAUR I KNOW YOU WAS SCARED!” Stephen pats Goldeen on the back.
“DUNSPARCE AM GO! USE YOU SPLASH!” Dunsparce tried to flop around, but to no
avail. The Magikarp used Splash, and it knocked out Dunsparce. It got 1 exp.
point, which was enough for it to grow a level. It evolved and learned Hydro
Pump, Dragon Rage, Hyper Beam, and Bubblebeam.
“GOLDEEN AM GO!” Squirtle put on a pair of Squirtle Squad Sunglasses© and said,
“Squirtle!” Squirtle jumped on the back of Gyrados, while Gyrados was firing
Dragon rage. It fired attacks around looking for Squirtle, and Squirtle held on.
Gyrados turned around, and fired a Hyper Beam at Squirtle. Squirtle jumped off
Gyrados’ back, and the Dragon Pokemon’s Hyper Beam hit its own back. Squirtle
then used Hydro Pump by jumping into the air, pulling itself into its shell,
spinning around quickly while firing water out of its shell, and hitting Gyrados
with his shell. Gyrados fell down to the ground, almost fainted. Stephen threw a
Pokeball, but another Pokeball hit it out of the way and sucked Gyrados in.
Stephen whirled around to see who had stolen his Gyrados. It was his rival,
Obtuse! Obtuse picked up Gyrados’ Pokeball and ran away laughing. Stephen
continued walking, happy as can be, because his memory wasn’t very good. He had
forgotten about the whole thing. Squirtle had a sweatdrop. He was angry at
Obtuse taking advantage of his hard work, so he ran aft!
er Obtuse and caught him in a Pokeball. With his Ditto cell phone he called
Officer Jenny. With Squirtle’s hidden camera as proof to what had happened,
Obtuse was sentenced to 600 hours of community service and Squirtle got back
Gyrados. It was Aloof’s birthday, so Squirtle gave it to her for a present.

Chapter 11 Outlandish City

When they arrived in Outlandish City, Stephen rushed straight to the
Vituperation Gym.
“BADGE ME EARN! NOWS!” He stormed through the door, looking for a badge.
Unfortunately, the door was closed. BAMMM! He smashed into the door like a bird
trying to fly through a window. He slid down the door, unconscious. Someone
walked out of the gym. When he opened the door, it smashed Stephen against the
building, causing part of the building to crumble and fall on top of Stephen.
“Did I hear someone challenge me to a badge?” Asked the person. Idea, the gym
leader was the one that had walked out. Stephen groaned underneath the cement
blocks, behind the door, and smashed against the building. “Oh I see! Hiding
behind the door, ay? Well I don’t blame you for being afraid of the great Idea.
However, you may call me by my last name, Ot.” Stephen stood up somehow, even
though five-ton weights were on top of him. Stephen was dangerous when he was
angry.
“ERRR! ME NO SCARE! ME WANT BATTLE NOWS! LET BATTLE I YOU MR. IDEA OT!”
“What did you call me puny challenger?” The gym leader asked.
“Idea Ot!”
“Why you little… Noone calls the great Idea and idiot! You shall feel the wrath
of the Idea Ot now that you have insulted me! To the gym for a four on four
Pokemon battle no time limit!” They ran to the different sides of the gym. Aloof
sat in the nearby stands.
“BULBASAUR IS GO!” Stephen said.
“I know that you nicknamed a water Pokemon Bulbasaur so I would send out a fire
Pokemon to burn your grass Pokemon so your water Pokemon could have a type
advantage! But I am too smart for you! To electrocute your water Pokemon I shall
send out Electabuzz!” He let Electabuzz out of a Pokeball. Squirtle’s Bulbasaur
ran into the gym and onto the battlefield on Abra’s command.
“Bulbasaur!” It said.
“OH WOWS A BALBASAUR I CATCHES IT!” Everyone had a sweatdrop.
“A change of plans, ay? You could tell by my accent that I was Australian and
that I was smart because of that, so you knew that I thought you nicknamed a
water Pokemon Bulbasaur and would have a type advantage to a fire Pokemon I
would send out, but I would send out an electric type because I was smart, so
you used a real Bulbasaur which is good against Electric types! You used
reverse-reverse psychology, which is pretty good for someone stupid like y…
Hey!” Stephen was fast asleep. Abra read Squirtle’s mind as of what attacks to
tell Bulbasaur to do. “Electabuzz, use your Thunder Punch!” Bulbasaur used vine
whip to tie up Electabuzz’s fists, and Electabuzz was unable to punch.
“Try Thunder!” The roof of the gym opened up, and the sky filled with dark
clouds. Bulbasaur used Sunny Day, and the clouds disappeared causing Thunder to
fail. The sky grew bright and sunny. Bulbasaur knocked out Electabuzz with two
Solar Beams.
“Hmm. Your Bulbasaur is strong. I must think of what to do.” He closed his eyes
in thought. Squirtle put his Stephen suit on quickly and hid Stephen and Goldeen
in another room.
“Ninetails, go! Flamethrower!” Damp said after he opened his eyes. Ninetails
popped out and fired a Flamethrower at Bulbasaur.
“Agility!” Yelled Squirtle from his Ditto Stephen suit. Squirtle sighed
silently. Once again, he had to battle for Stephen. Bulbasaur tried to jump out
of the way of the flamethrower, but it was too tired from the solar beams. It
was too slow, and the Flamethrower hit part of Bulbasaur’s bulb.
“BULBA! BULBA!” Bulbasaur ran around on fire. A Chansey ran in and took
Bulbasaur to the clinic to be healed.
“Pidgeot, go!” Squirtle held up a Pokeball. The bird Pokemon flew out of its
Pokeball, evolved. Ninetails fired a Flamethrower at where Pidgeot was about to
fly. Pidgeot used Mirror Move on it, and the flamethrower shot back at
Ninetails.
“Pidjyoooo!” It yelled, as the Flamethrower reversed direction and hit
Ninetails. It did more damage because of the Sunny Day. Pidgeot flew into the
sky at Mach 2, and it disappeared out of sight. Ninetails looked around for
where it had Human Being Wannabee gone. Human Being Wannabee A question mark
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skipped to a point when Squirtle has a Pidgeot out and two other Pokemon left,
and Idea only had one Pokemon left.

“You may be my only hope, but I know you can win! Go, Gyrados!” A red light
shined, and Gyrados appeared on the field. A glass tank rose around the
battlefield, and up to the roof. Gyrados used surf to fill it up.
“Jyoooo!” Pidgeot flew up above the rooftop. Gyrados finished, and the rest of
the roof opened. The stands and trainer boxes rose up, and now Gyrados and
Pidgeot were in a different field: the rooftop with a giant glass tank full of
water, and the whole sky above. Answering Squirtle’s unspoken argument, Damp
said,
“It’s my gym, I change battlefields if I like. Gyrados, use Twister!” A
hurricane shot out of the pool, and hit Pidgeot. Pidgeot was sucked under water.
“Jyoo…blubblub, Pidgeot said. Gyrados used bite on Pidgeot’s wing, and Squirtle
recalled Pidgeot before it could drown.
“Here Squirtle, use this,” Aloof said as she handed him a Pokeball.
“Pokeball go!” Squirtle threw the Pokeball into the air. Out of it, popped a
snake-like figure.
“WHO AM POKEMAN THIS?” A snake-like figure is shown.
“IT IS BE ARBOK!”
Gyrados popped out of the Pokeball.
“Gyrados, use Dragon Rage!” Shouted Idea.
“You too, Gyrados!” Both Gyrados began swirling around in circles. A giant
hurricane appeared between them.
“Gyrados, pull him into it!” Squirtle and Idea shouted in unison. Both Gyrados
dove underwater to try to pull the other one into the hurricane. The stands
lowered a little bit so the trainers could see inside the glass ring. One
Gyrados tackled the other, and knocked it into the hurricane. The hurricane
pushed Gyrados up, and the stands rose again. It balanced on top of the dragon
rage in midair helplessly.
*That’s Squirtle’s Gyrados,* said the Pokedex. The other Gyrados shot a Hydro
Pump at Gyrados, knocking it off the edge. Squirtle returned before it could
fall 16 stories and die on the second page. They each had one Pokemon left. Who
would win?
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Squirtle thrust his final Pokeball into the air.
“Electrode!” A smiling Electrode popped out. It fell into the water. Electrode
did not like water.
“ELECTRODDDDDE!” Electrode exploded, electrocuting the whole pool. The whole
pool exploded. Both Pokemon were returned to the Pokeballs for a tie match, but
that wasn’t the problem. The gym was exploding.
“Pidgeot go!” Squirtle’s strong Pidgeot appeared. “Everyone get on Pidgeot!”
Squirtle said. Everyone climbed on Pidgeot, and it flew them a safe distance
from the gym. They all got off, and watched the gym explode. Water rushed in
every direction, completely destroying the gym. Water rushed into the sewers,
and the smoke cleared.
“Hey, where are Stephen and Goldeen?” Aloof asked. She eyed the others warily.
“They’re still inside! Delibird, go! Go get Stephen and Goldeen!” Delibird went
inside, and Aloof explained to Damp about Squirtle in a Stephen suit and
everything. Squirtle took his suit off. Everyone stared at the gym, and five
minutes that seemed like an hour passed. Delibird finally emerged from the pile
of rocks, carrying Stephen and Goldeen. Delibird dropped them on the ground.
Squirtle pulled out his Ditto cell phone and dialed 911. Squirtle gave it to
Aloof, and Aloof explained their emergency. Squirtle felt for a pulse on the
two, and felt nothing.

~~~~~~~
Chapter 12 The Land of Happiness

BEEEP-BEEEP-BEEEP-BEEEP! The horrible sound of the hospital. Stephen and
Goldeen lay on a bed, doctors trying to do something. Squirtle, Aloof, Idea, and
the Pokedex waited outside impatiently. The doctor emerged, with an unhappy look
on his face.
“I’m sorry but your friend and his Pokemon have gone onto the land of
happiness,” he said. Aloof began to cry.

After the burial ceremony, Squirtle continued Stephen’s journey with Aloof, the
Pokedex, and his Stephen suit. There was an eerie silence among them as they
walked. Idea had given Squirtle the badge without a sudden death match because
he had felt sorry for them. Aloof wished she could hear Stephen’s weird all-caps
voice, and Squirtle wished to hear Goldeen’s mindless blabbering about video
games. Squirtle involuntary laughed when thinking this. The thought of video
games when you could be reading,
‘The study of composition and sculpture in the current museum of the archives
guild of environmentalist whackos!”



Meanwhile, a Human Being Wannabee was digging up a graveyard. It was burying
itself for fun. As he piled dirt on himself he thought,
“Maybe this will make me human!” He felt someone else as he buried himself. It
was Stephen. Stephen climbed out of the grave, and buried himself in another
one.
“IT ARE SURE LESS SQUISH HERE THEN THAT THERE BEFORE PLACE!”
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Chapter 13 Team Rocket Returns

Squirtle and Aloof walked sadly along their path, heads hanging. On every side
of them were grassy plains that seemed to last forever. Suddenly, they fell into
a hole.

Prepare for badness!
And a little sadness!
To steal your Pokemon then abuse them so!
With our Cyndaquil here, you should know!
We steal Pokemon at the speed of Winnie Pooh!
You had better watch out, or we’ll steal yours too!
Jacqueline!
Jack!
Team Rocket steal Pokemon and hurt them too!
We don’t care if you prosecute or sue!
Cyndaquil!

They saw Team Rocket lean their heads over the hole.
“Now hand over Goldeen. Or else. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Said Jack.
“Sorry, no can do,” said Squirtle. “Pidgeot, go! Pull us out of here!” Holding
on to Pidgeot, Squirtle and Aloof rose out of the hole. A machine grabbed
Squirtle and Aloof and started shaking them upside-down. Everything Squirtle and
Aloof owned fell into a bag the machine put out.
“Oh well, let’s just steal this stuff instead!” Said Jacqueline, and she threw
Pokeballs at everything. They collected the Pokeballs, and got in their machine.
The machine put down Squirtle and Aloof, and flew away. They flew into the
distance. All of a sudden, their machine blew up! Squirtle and Aloof ran over to
the scene. The machine had blasted off again, but the Pokeballs had fallen out.
“What happened?” asked Aloof. Dunsparce popped out of its Pokeball.
“Dun!” It said. Foresight had hit! It had been five chapters! Squirtle
remembered back to when Dunsparce had used Foresight. Sadly, Squirtle’s
prediction was true. In five chapters, Stephen wasn’t alive. They collected
everything, and made their way to Cockamamie City. Squirtle was to battle Impull
Siv, leader of the Parishioners Gym.

Chapter 13.5 Goldeen again.
Goldeen woke up from its nap and flopped around. It flopped out of a hole that
the Human Being Wannabee had made, and it figured out that,
“HUMAN-BEING WANNABEE DIG HOLE BEFORES I WER AY-WAKE UP! ME FIND MASTER NOWS!”
Goldeen picked the shovel up somehow, even though it had no hands, and dug up
the whole graveyard. It woke up Stephen, and they went to find Squirtle, Aloof,
and Dunsparce. If they found them, then they found them, which they did. Aloof
had a sweatdrop.
“You were so stupid, you couldn’t die? Now that’s just sad.” Squirtle realized
how stupid Stephen was, and how in the beginning he should have found a better
trainer like Aloof.

Chapter 14 Cockamamie City.

They arrived at the Parishioners Gym.
“I ARE GETTING BADGE CAUSE I IS WANTING TO!” Stephen walked into the
(fortunately open) door of the gym.
“BATTLE ME DO YOU!” He said.
“It will be three double-team battles. Best two out of three wins,” said the
Gym Leader.
“WHAT ARE THAT BEING?”
“It is a battle in which you use two Pokemon to battle at the same time.
“OK!”
“Let the battle begin then. Gang and Gengey, go!” He let two Gengars go.
“BULBASAUR, GOLDEEN I AM CHOSE YOU!” Stephen picked up Squirtle and Goldeen at
the Gengars. They went through the Gengars. The battlefield was normal concrete,
and the roof looked like it could open.
“Gengars, you know what to do!”
“BULBASAUR, GOLDEEN, DO WHATEVER!” Goldeen went to sleep, and so did Stephen.
Squirtle knocked out Goldeen with himself, and then pretended to faint himself.
He picked up Goldeen and walked back to the trainer box. Hiding behind a rock,
he put on his Stephen suit. Aloof put Goldeen and Stephen in the Pokemon Center
so they wouldn’t ‘die’ again.
“I win the first round. Gengars, return, go other Gengars!” Two more Gengars
appeared on the field.
“Pidgeot and Raticate, go! Pidgeot, fly, and Raticate get on its back!
Flamethrower!”
“Gengars, you know what to do!” Pidgeot flew above Gengar and used
Flamethrower, and Raticate did likewise. One Gengar flew up to Pidgeot and used
Hypnosis. Pidgeot used Mirror Wave, and Hypnosis put Gengar to sleep. The other
Gengar, not noticing his partner was asleep and not Pidgeot and Raticate,
followed the plan and used Dream Eater. He ate his partner’s dreams, knocking
one Gengar out. Pidgeot flew as high as the roof could go, then came barreling
down at Gengar. Raticate jumped off, and using Pidgeot’s speed, Raticate used
Hyper Fang on Gengar. Pidgeot’s sharp beak then pierced Gengar, knocking it out.
“The match is tied!” A ref announced. “One battle left!”
“Pidgeot, Raticate, return! Charizard, Bulbasaur, go! You know what to do!”
(Aloof had given him Charizard.) Bulbasaur jumped on Charizard’s back, and they
flew into the air.
“Fearow, Magneton go! You know what to do!” Magneton hovered to the same height
as Charizard and Bulbasaur, and used Thunder.
‘’Yes!” Squirtle said quietly to himself. The roof opened, and the sky filled
with clouds. Bulbasaur used Sunny Day, and used Solar Beam twice on Magneton
almost knocking it out. Magneton used Explosion, and Fearow used Mirror wave to
block the explosion. Charizard blocked Bulbasaur from the explosion, and
Bulbasaur was not hurt. Fearow flew above Charizard and Bulbasaur, and used Wing
Attack. Bulbasaur used Solar Beam, and Charizard used a Flamethrower to push the
Solar Beam faster. The two attacks hit each other in midair, but the Flame-Solar
Beam-thrower over came the wing attack, and both attacks hit Fearow. The
Flamethrower did even more damage because of Sunny day. Bulbasaur and Charizard
used it again, this time for the knockout. Fearow fell to the ground, X’s for
eyes.
“The winner of the match is Stephen!” said the ref. Abra teleported the real
Stephen into the gym. Squirtle took his suit off behind a rock.
“Congratulations, you have won the Specter Badge,” said Impull. He gave the
badge to Stephen. Stephen held it up in the air.
“YAH! ME EARN FITH BADGE BY SELF ONLY!” Everyone had a sweatdrop.

Chapter 15 Clefairy Tails

“SOON I EARN SIXTH BADGE! THEN TWO BADGE! THEN! POKEMON ADVENTURE!” Stephen and
his friends sat outside of an ice cream parlor.
“Uhhh…Stephen? Don’t you mean Pokemon League?” Aloof asked.
“POKEMON ADVENTURE!” Aloof had a sweatdrop. A Clefairy ran up to them.
“Clefairy!” It said.
“OH WOWS THE TOOTH FAIRY! TAKE I TOOTH AND GIVE I MONEY!”
“Clefairy?” Clefairy looked confused.
“Here Clefairy!” called Aloof.
“Clefairy!” Clefairy hopped onto Aloof’s lap. “Clefairy!” It said happily as it
smiled.
“WHAT RIP-OFF! TOOTH FAIRY NO GIVES I RICHES!” Clefairy started moving its arms
for a Metronome.
“Fairy, fairy, fairy, fairy!” It sang like in Pokemon Stadium.
“UP UP DOWN RIGHT RIGHT LEFT UP DOWN!” Stephen said.
“What?” Aloof asked.
“CLEFAIRY MOVE ARM THAT THERE WAY! ME REMEMBER AND WIN!”
“Huh?” Aloof did not waste her time playing stupid video games. The Clefairy
finished moving its arms, and all of Stephen and company’s backpacks appeared in
Clefairy’s arms. It had used Thief! Clefairy ran off.
“Abra, go! Use Teleport!” Aloof threw Abra’s Pokeball into the air, and Abra
teleported in front of Clefairy.
“Clefairy!” Clefairy screamed in surprise. Abra took the stuff from Clefairy,
and teleported it back to Aloof. Abra got back in its Pokeball. Clefairy started
using Metronome again.
“Fairy, fairy, fairy, fairy!” It sang as it moved its arms. A hammer appeared
out of nowhere and bonked Clefairy on the head 9 times and Clefairy sat down and
cried.
“Pokeball, go!” Aloof threw an empty Pokeball at Clefairy, catching it.
“I caught a Clefairy!” Aloof did a pose with Clefairy’s Pokeball.
“Squirtle!” Squirtle said, and hopped into the picture and did a different
pose. Stephen was not as happy.
“NO FAIR! TOOTH FAIRY IS NO GIVE MOOLA TO I!”
*Technically, there is no such thing as--* the Pokedex said. Aloof clamped her
hand over its speakers.
“Quiet! He doesn’t know that! Don’t say anything about it!” She whispered.
*Uhh…Oh yeah! Poor Stephen, the tooth fairy did not come! Yeah! * They
continued on their path to the next city, when a Spearow hopped into their path.
*Spearow. Level one. Something gone wrong from a cloning experiment. Knows
growl. Not able to grow levels, fly, or learn new moves, * said the Pokedex.
“AWW SPEAROW POOR! IT OK NO ABLE FLY YOU! BET I NO ONE CAPTURE YOU BECAUSE
MEAN! YOU I CAPTURE!” Stephen threw his second to last Master Ball in existence
at Spearow. Everybody groaned.
“RIGHT ALL ME CATCH SPEAR-OW! NICKNAME I YOU BRITNEY!”
“Britney Spearow, the bird that can’t fly,” groaned Aloof.

And now for something completely different.
Mini-Movie: Pokemon in China

Akira Itoshi got up and yawned. He had just turned ten, and he wanted a
Pokemon. He looked out the window, and he saw Doduo sleeping.
“Good, that means it’s early,” he thought. He got himself dressed and he ran to
Professor Bark’s laboratory. It stood four times the height of Ampharos, and
three times as large as Arcanine. There was a lightning rod on the top of the
building to absorb electricity into a generator. Akira walked up to the
building, staring in awe. Even though he passed it every time he walked to
school, he was amazed every time he saw it. As on Bill’s lighthouse, there were
many different silhouettes of Pokemon on the door. He recognized his favorite
Pokemon, Arcanine, right away. He pressed the intercom button.
“Hello, Professor Bark speaking,” a voice spoke.
“Hi, it’s me, Akira!” Akira said into the intercom. “I’ve come to get a
Pokemon!”
“Err… Why don’t you come in?” The doors opened, revealing a long hallway. Akira
had never been inside Professor Bark’s laboratory before, although he had seen
it many times on television.
“Second door on your right!” Professor Bark’s voice echoed through the hallway.
Akira walked in, admiring the décor. He walked in the second door on the right.
Akira entered the room and gasped. This was the Pokemon storage room that he had
seen many times on TV. The shelves were normally filled with Pokeballs, but now
they were all gone!
“Team Rocket stole your Pokemon!” Akira yelled aloud. Professor Bark sat at a
computer typing. He stopped typing and turned to Akira.
“I’m afraid not, they would be too easy to keep out, and even if they did we
could track them easily. The Pokemon have gone to China.”
“Why?”
“Because that twit, the ‘Pokemon Inspector’ has claimed that living conditions
in my multi-billion dollar synthetic Pokemon habitats are unhealthy for Pokemon,
and that all Pokemon must be bred and raised in China! The truth is, that China
has too little Pokemon in their communist system, so they decided to use MY
Pokemon to improve THEIR economical growth!”
“Wuh…What?” Akira had been trying hard not to fall asleep.
“Some people unfairly took my Pokemon to China.
“Oh.”
“I saved one Pokemon though, a young and stupid Psyduck. At least it doesn’t
have a headache. Anyway, it was easy to save, because the Pokemon Inspector
didn’t want it.”
“I’ll take anything!” Akira pleaded; secretly disappointed he couldn’t choose
Squirtle.
“I will let you have Psyduck, a Pokedex, some Pokeballs and other useful items,
if you promise me to get my Pokemon back from China! This Pokedex should tell
you if a Pokemon belonged to me or not. If it used to belong to me, catch it
with one of these Pokeballs.” He gave Akira a few Pokeballs with a ‘B’ engraved
on the front. “The Pokemon will remember its true owner, and even if it already
belongs to somebody, it will go in the Pokeball. When you catch it, send it to
me, and I’ll replenish your supply of ‘Barkballs’ as I call them. If the Pokedex
tells you a Pokemon is not mine, you may capture it the normal way if it is
wild. Understand?”
“Yeah,” answered Akira.
“Will you do it? If you complete your task I’ll give you an Arcanine…”
Professor Bark knew how much Akira liked Arcanine.
“Sure!” Answered Akira, and Professor Bark gave him a backpack. He walked
outside with Professor Bark, and he climbed into Professor Bark’s helicopter,
piloted by the Professor’s assistant, Jan Itor.
“Good luck,” Professor Bark said as the helicopter rose into the sky. Professor
Bark waved them goodbye as the helicopter flew off into the distance. Akira
looked in the backpack Professor Bark had given him. There were many useful
items inside, along with money. When they arrived in China, Jan showed Akira to
the hotel he was staying at then bid him goodbye. Professor Bark was paying for
it. Akira checked into his five star hotel, and then went to bed.

“RING RING RING! RING RING RING! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RING RING..”
“BAMMM!” Akira slammed his annoying alarm clock off. The person before him in
this room must have set it. What crazy person would want to get up in 1 in the
morning? He groaned and went back to sleep.

Meanwhile……
Psyduck popped out of its Pokeball in another room. It cocked its head and
looked around.
“Psy?” It walked into Akira’s room. It tail whipped Akira’s feet trying to wake
him up.
“Psy? Duck? Psy?” Psyduck thought he belonged to Professor Bark, so it used
confusion to open the hotel window. It jumped out in search of Professor Bark.
“PSY-AYE-AYE!!!!” Psyduck fell more stories then at a library. IT used
confusion to move Akira’s bed onto the ground, and it landed softly on the bed.
It hopped off, used Confusion to move its fingerprints off of the bed, and
waddled away.

Akira woke up on his bedroom floor. He stood up, wondering where his bed was.
He dressed, and got his backpack. He took the elevator down to the receptionist,
who was watching the news on TV.
“My bed seems to be missing, do you know where it is?”
“Does it look like this?” She pointed to the television screen. Officer Jennies
were scattered around his bed, inspecting it.
“AHH! That’s my bed! How did it get there?” It was obviously a rhetorical
question, because he ran out the door without waiting for an answer.
“What happened? That’s my bed!” He asked an Officer Jenny.
“We have no idea, this bed has no fingerprints on it except for Akira
Itoshi’s!”
“That’s me!”
“We think that this is the work of a Physic Pokemon.”
“A Physic Pokemon?”
“ That’s right. Maybe a confusion attack. Don’t worry, the insurance company
will pay for a new bed.”
“Well I better get going. Goodbye Officer Jenny, and thanks!”
“Bye!” And with that, Akira rode off on his rental bicycle to the Pokemon
Center to get information about the stolen Pokemon.
‘Nurse Joy can help me,’ he thought while riding his bike Professor Bark had
paid for. ‘she would care about stolen Pokemon.’ When Akira reached the Pokemon
Center though, the doors were locked and it was closed. He saw a sign hanging on
the door that read:
POKEMON CENTER CLOSED FOR ECONOMICAL DISTRIBUTION OF POKEMON

“What the heck does that mean?” Akira wondered out loud. A hooded man appeared
out of nowhere and said,
“The sign means that it’s too costly to run a Pokemon Center here, and it’s not
worth it because of the lack of trainers in China. The Nurse Joys are
distributing Pokemon so they can re-open. These Pokemon came from Professor
Bark, who is said to have gladly donated them, but that’s not the truth. The
evil emperor stole ‘em, and they are distributing his millions of Pokemon to the
poor who will not take care of them, and the Pokemon Center will have to re-open
to take care of them, thus causing a new tax that the evil emperor can use.”
“How did ya’ know that was what I was wondering about?” Akira asked, and he
turned to see the hooded man. The hooded man was gone, and in its place. Akira
picked it up and threw it onto the ground.
“Go…whoever!” he said. Out popped a Magikarp. It flopped on the ground
helplessly, saying,
“Karp, karp, magikarp, karp, karp, magikarp,”
“A Pokemon! That reminds me, I think I’ll to some training with Psyduck! Go!”
He threw Psyduck’s empty Pokeball into the air. It landed on the ground, and
nothing came out.
“Hey..what happened?” The empty Pokeballs mechanism thought Akira wanted to
catch the Magikarp, and the Magikarp was sucked in.
“Hey, I don’t want a Magi—“ He was interrupted by his Pokedex.
“Magikarp caught. Congratulations!”

End of Mini-Movie

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Chapter 16 Gobbledygook City and the Twaddle Gym

We see our heroes approach the Twaddle Gym, after a night sleeping at the
Pokemon Center. We see Stephen pushing on another door that says pull.
(Recurring, but expected)
“DOOR STUPID AM NO OPEN!” Stephen pouted childishly and folded his arms.
“HUMPH!” He said. Aloof sighed, causing Psyduck to pop out of his Pokeball and
attempt an unfunny joke.
“PSY-AYE-AYE!” It said. (Also recurring but expected.) Aloof sighed and opened
the door.
“OH! IT ARE HANDICAP DOOR! THAT WHY IS NO OPENED BEFORE!” The gym was a
beautiful sight. There was a trainer box on each side of the gym, and the gym
was a giant pool. The roof opened when a battle began. There was a huge island
in the middle of the pool. Squirtle put Stephen to sleep with Abra, who
teleported him and Goldeen to the Pokemon center so they wouldn’t ‘die’ again. A
trainer walked in to the trainer box and said,
“I am the Twaddle gym leader, Clap Trap. Do you wish to battle me?”
“Yes, answered Squirtle threw his Stephen suit.
”I’m no pushover. Full Pokemon battle no time limit. Shall we begin?”
“We shall.” Exciting music played, and the gym roof opened.
“Go Blastoise!”
“Go Bulbasaur!” Blastoise appeared in the water, and Bulbasaur appeared on the
island.
“Blastoise, Rain Dance!”
“Counter that with Sunny Day!” The roof opened up, and it rained, and Bulbasaur
absorbed the water.
“Bulbaaa…” It purred happily. The rain stopped and the sun shined brightly.
“Rapid Solar Beam, Bulbasaur!” yelled Squirtle.
“Odby, use your Blizzard,” said Clap Trap.
“What kind of a name is Odby?”
“A mere kid like you would not know!”
“Mere kid! Mergel Smeargle!” Squirtle argued. While they were talking,
Bulbasaur had knocked out Blastoise, and used recover twice and was fully healed
from Blizzard.
“Arghh! I hate myself! Go Typhlosion and use Fire Blast!” Bulbasaur was knocked
out by Clap Trap’s wrath. Squirtle sent out Gyrados.
“Typhlosion, Sunny Day!”
“Gyrados, rain dance.” Typhlosion stupidly used sunny day, even though it was
already in place. It began to rain. Typhlosion shot a Fire Spin at Gyrados, but
fast as lightning it dodged the fire. Gyrados dove under water, and Typhlosion
kept firing attacks at it until all of its PP had run out. Gyrados rose from the
water, and swirled around the island fast. Typhlosion tried to see where it was
going, but it got dizzy and fell down. A dragon rage shot through the middle of
the island, hitting Typhlosion. Gyrados fired a Hydro Pump at the helpless
Typhlosion that was caught in the hurricane and Typhlosion fainted.
(to be continued...)