MATCH TWO: LOOPY (SQUIRTLE) VS. DRAKE
“Here comes the red trainer Drake! This famous person, the leader of the Orange League, is known for having great dragon Pokemon! He has a Dragonite, a Ditto, an Onix, Gengar, Electabuzz, and Venasaur! ” Drake stepped into the trainer box. The trainer box was 25 stories high, almost as much as a library, and Pokemon that flew had the advantage because they could occupy more space. For trainers with no flying Pokemon, there was a small platform floating in the middle of the sky. “The green trainer, Loopy is coming in on our left! This infamous Pokemon Trainer has many Pokemon, including Raticate, Pidgeot, Electrode, Abra, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto,” after five minutes saying Ditto the reporter said, “and his friend Aloof shares Charizard, Delibird, Gyrados, and Starmie with him! Are you ready trainers? Then let the battle begin!”
“So, your Loopy, aye? Never heard of ya’. I ‘spect an easy win this time!” Drake said.
“Squirtle,” said Squirtle.
“What?” Squirtle pulled his translator out.
“Just wait and see,” said Squirtle.
“Dragonite, go!” Lance threw a Pokeball into the air. Dragonite flew out, and the Pokeball returned to Drake’s open hand.
“Delibird, go!”
“Dragonite, use yer Fire Blast!”
“Delibird, Blizzard!” Dragonite flew above Delibird and shot a star of fire at Delibird. A giant cloud surrounded Dragonite, and hail, ice, and snow shot out of it. It covered Dragonite, and Dragonite fell down onto the platform. The Fire Blast hit home, and Delibird fell off the edge.
“Delibird, return!” Before Delibird could die, Stephen returned the bird that could not fly.
“Dragonite, good job matie! It’s time for my Po-keh-mon friend, Ditto! Go!”
“Ditto! Go!” Squirtle said.
“ Looks like its time for a chicken out match! Whoever dares return their Ditto first loses, remember! Ditto, Transform!” Drake said, and Ditto transformed into Ditto.
“Drake, I’m not so sure about a ‘chicken out’ match, but Ditto, Transform!”
“Ditto, Transform!”
“Ditto, Transform!”
“Ditto, jump and Transform into the platform!” said Squirtle finally.
“What?” Ditto jumped up, and transformed into the floating platform. Ditto’s weight pulled it down, and it smashed Drake’s Ditto. It was knocked out.
“Ditto!” Squirtle's Ditto said, and it untransformed to do the happy dance.
“Int' ’resting strategy, young Loopy lad. But here’s a Pokemon that’s too electric for a Ditto, Electabuzz, go!”

MINI-MOVIE Dugtrio’s excellent adventure.
One day, Dugtrio was out digging in the sand happily. He saw a giant Fearow. Young Dugtrio was scared, so it burrowed far underground. Soon, it lost its way, and was very sad. It couldn’t remember which way was up, so it decided to go only one way for a while. Unfortunately, it reached the center of the Earth, and the heat burned Dugtrio. Dugtrio was very hot, and it cried for its mother. He saw a man walk by, and the man used a Mater Ball on Dugtrio. The ball was air-conditioned fortunately, so Dugtrio was safe. The man however, was not. A person from a waffle commercial came digging on the other side, and the Pokeball fell down the hole that the boy had dug in the waffle commercial. Dugtrio popped out of its Pokeball and dug its way home. It told its mother what had happened, but no one believed him. A person named Ferdinand walked up to him, and used a Miltank to knock poor Dugtrio out. Dugtrio was fainted, and he soon woke up. He woke up in a bed, and he saw Melanie. She said,
“Dugtrio, you need to go back to the wild!” She carried Dugtrio outside and dropkicked him about 36 acres away. Dugtrio went back home, and dared not tell his mother of his excellent adventure that he had had that wonderful day in May.
END MINI-MOVIE

“Electabuzz, Thunder! Ditto is weak to lightning types ya’ know,” Drake ordered. The sky grew dark and stormy. Ditto transformed into the platform again. A huge thunderbolt shot down from the cloud, electrocuting the platforms. Both platforms blew to bits.
“Ditto, transform into air!” Ditto transformed into air, so the lightning hurt it very little. Electabuzz fell down the platform less hole.
“Electabuzz, return!” A new platform materialized where the old one used to be. “Go, Venasaur! Sunny day!” Drake ordered, and threw a Pokeball onto the platform revealing a Venasaur. The sun shone hotly.
“Ditto, transform into the platform on my signal!”
“Venasaur, Solar Beam!”
“Now, Ditto!” Ditto transformed into the platform, blocking Venasaur’s absorbing, and Ditto landed on Venasaur. Venasaur used Razor Leaf, and Ditto was knocked out.
“Ditto, return! Good job! Charizard, go!” Squirtle ordered.
The scoreboard had the name RED TRAINER on the right side. There was a picture of Drake, and under it a picture of all his Pokemon. Ditto, Electabuzz, and Dragonite’s picture were slightly blackened. On the left side, there was a picture of Loopy with GREEN TRAINER above it. Under Loopy’s picture, there were Ditto, Delibird, and Charizard. All were blackened except for Charizard’s picture
“Charizard, use Fire Blast!” Charizard wasted no time as he flew above Venasaur, and shot the giant Fire Blast at Venasaur. Venasaur was so big, it took up the whole platform. It couldn't move, so it just stood there helpless. Fire Blast hit, and Venasaur was knocked out because of weakness and Sunny Day. Venasaur’s picture blackened on Drake’s side.
“Onix, go!” Drake said, and threw an Onix onto the platform.
“Charizard, fly under it and use Flamethrower on the platform!” Charizard did, and that was the end of Onix.
“Gengar, go!”
“Charizard, use Flamethrower!”
“Gengar! Use Hypnosis!” Charizard shot the Flamethrower at Gengar, who dodged it, and Charizard fell asleep on the rematerialized platform.
“Dream Eater!”
“Snore!” Charizard snored so loudly that Drake’s last part of his order could not be heard. All Gengar heard was
"Dream!" Gengar fell asleep, and began to dream. Charizard continued to use Snore.
“Let’s get this over with,” Squirtle said, and returned Charizard. He let his Abra out, and commanded Abra to use Psychic on the platform. Abra did, and Gengar fell down, still sleeping. Right before it could hit the ground, it woke up, and began to fly up. Abra floated in mid-air, and used Psychic again. The platform flew down towards Gengar, and hit him. Gengar smashed to the ground. Another platform appeared, and Abra smashed Gengar with it again. Another platform appeared, and Abra repeated. Abra continued doing this, while Gengar was trapped under the rocks. Finally, Gengar fainted. Gengar’s picture blackened, and the announcer said,
“Loopy is the win-“ He was cut off by the cheering crowd, cheering for Squirtle’s victory against the famous Dragon trainer. The platforms were lowered, and Drake walked up to Loopy. He shook his hand, and said,
“Well matie, ya’ did good up thar’. I gotta get back to the Orange League if ya’ don’t mind, so I’ll be seeing ya’. Congratulations, and I hope ya’ do well. You better beat everyone else for me ‘cause ya’ beat me.” He winked at Loopy, than walked out of the stadium.
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Squirtle, Aloof, and the Pokedex rushed to Lance and Gary’s battle, and they saw Lance, the victor. They then ran to the next stadium, and saw Ash rejoicing. Timmy was smiling too, but not as big. He walked off.
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“Next battles we have Ash VS. Stephen, and Loopy VS. Lance! Ash and Stephen will be in the Underground Arena, Loopy and Lance in the water arena,” Pryce said at the next meeting. Squirtle, Aloof, and the Pokedex walked to the Pokemon Center. As Nurse Joy was healing his Pokemon, he congratulated Loopy on his big win.
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Chapter 24 Another battle

MATCH THREE: ASH VS TIMMY

“Nice to meet you again, Ash,” said Timmy.
“My pleasure,” said Ash. Ash was 18 years of age, Timmy was 11. They had both grown 8 years from the time they had met.
“On our left, we have the red trainer, Ash!” The crowd went wild when the announcer announced my master’s name. “This famous Pokemon Master has Muk, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Charizard, Squirtle, Totodile, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Bulbasaur, Primeape, Lapras, Snorlax, Tauros, Jigglypuff who he recently caught and likes to use in team battles with Snorlax, and a Dugtrio! On our right, the green trainer, young Timmy, is an old friend of Ash! He is a Meowth trainer with a Meowth, Persian, Meowth, Persian, Meowth, and Persian! All of his cat Pokemon know different types of every kind of- I mean different kind of types for every attack! Are both trainers ready?” Ash nodded.
“Pikachu,” said I.
“Then let the battle begin!”
“Me-ow-ith, I choose you!” Timmy yelled childishly as he threw a Pokeball onto the grassy field.
“Pikachu?” Ash said as he looked at me.
“Pika!” I answered.
“Okay then! I choose you, Pikachu!” I ran out into the field ready for battle.
“Me-ow-ith, Ancient Power!” Rocks from the ground shot up at me, flying toward my face.
“Pika!” I yelled in surprise.
“Pikachu, use Agility!”
“Pika,” I answered as I nodded my head. I jumped from top to top of each rock that approached me.
“Pikachu, Thunderbolt!”
“Pika!” I jumped above Meowth, ready for my attack.
“Meowth, use Dig!” Meowth furiously used its sharp claws to dig a hole underground. I used thunderbolt all the same, and it failed. Meowth came up behind me, hitting me by surprise.
“Pikachu, Swift!” I shot tiny little stars at Meowth, who was hit by them.
“Hurry, Zap Cannon!” I concentrated hard on my best attack. I closed my eyes and imagined a cannon floating in the air. I opened them, and saw the cannon! My attack had worked! I sat back, and watched the cannon fire a Lightning bolt at Meowth. Meowth was hit, and was still down from Swift. It was paralyzed, and one more Thunderbolt from me knocked him out. Timmy held up Meowth’s Pokeball, and started to return Meowth. Suddenly,
Prepare for Weirdness!
And a bearded Ness!
To steal Pikachu is our only goal!
We don’t even want to win the super bowl!
We may be stupid to only want this!
But if we have Pikachu we will be in bliss!
Jessie!
James!
Team rocket fail at the speed of light!
At least we do it without a fight!
WOB-A-FETTTT!

Meowth looked up.
“T-t-team-eowth?”
“Meowth! Where have you been? What are you doing here?” Jigglypuff popped out of Ash’s Pokeball, and ran to Timmy's Meowth with open arms. They hugged each other, and Meowth began to explain.
“Ya’ meowth!”
“Here Meowth, have a translator,” I said in Pika language. I got one from Ash’s backpack, and Meowth put it on.
“Ya’ see, one day, Team Rocket was planning their next attack. They decided to focus on only catching Pikachu. I didn’t say it, but Pikachu here is my good buddy! I was angry with ya’ two, so I ran off. I got lost though, and wanted to come back. I couldn’t find ya’, but I found Jigglypuff. Together, we set off to find ya’ two and ta’ conquer Jigglypuff’s dream. We recently ran into Ash though, who caught Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff’s dream has been fulfilled, because Snorlax listened to her song all da’ way through! This Meowth trainer, Timmy caught me, and I couldn’t find ya’ two! I’ve lost my ability to talk though, but my friend Timmy here treated me well, and made me stronger! I grew good from my years with Jigglypuff so I don’t want to be with Team Rocket no more!”
“Meowth, if that’s what you wish then fine! But we’ll still steal Pikachu!” I thunder shocked them away.
“We’re blasting off again!”
“Meowth, return,” said Timmy. “Persian, go!”
“Pikachu, return!” I hopped back to Ash’s side to watch the battle.
“Charizard, go! Flamethrower!” The flamethrower caused the whole arena to go up in flames. Persian tried to hop out of the way, but it couldn’t do it.
“Charizard, use Seismic Toss! Charizard picked Persian up and flew high into the sky. It slammed the Persian to the ground.
“Body Slam!” Charizard flew down onto the Persian that was already on the ground. “Fire Blast!” Charizard blew a tremendous Fire Blast at the Persian.
“Persian, return! Meowth, go!” A Meowth popped out of Timmy’s Pokeball.
“This Meowth was Timmy’s first Pokemon! It didn’t want to evolve though, so Timmy let it stay a Meowth!” The crowd went wild at this announcer’s announcement.
“Charizard, Earthquake, then Fire Blast, then Seismic Toss, then Body slam!” A huge Earthquake caused Meowth to fall down unable to attack. Charizard Fire Blasted it as it flew closer to it, then picked it up. It flew up high, and then threw Meowth onto the ground. It flew down towards Meowth and body slammed it for a knockout.
“Meowth, return! Persian, go! Ice Beam!” Persian froze Charizard into an ice block.
“Charizard, return! Primeape, go! Use your Ancient Power 3 times!”
“Persian, Payday!” Huge rocks came up from the ground when Primeape raised his hands. Persian threw many coins at the rocks, which broke most of them. There were too many though, and it was super-effective. Persian fainted.
“Meowth, go!” More Ancient Rocks hit Meowth.
“Persian, go! Hydro Pump! The room filled with water, and Primeape nearly drowned.
“Primeape, return!” Pikachu, Thunder! I hurriedly rushed out and jumped above the water. I Thundered it, knocking out Persian.
“The winner of the match is the red trainer, Ash!” The crowd went wild. Timmy smiled and said,
“That was a great match Ash. I’m just glad I got all 8 badges!" Timmy said. They shook hands.

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Mini-Movie: Hamburgers go to Poland

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“P0tAGE” Loopy, Poland of yugh mop. Empires urt music question listen two of kind cloth? Juggler no
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And the, the whole world POLAND exploded? Trojan horse
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Sincerely,
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(Flesch-Kincaid grade level: 8.1) ('cheap humor'*)

*Later described in future teachings

MATCH FIVE: ASH VS STEPHEN
‘’On our left we have the green trainer, Ash! On our right, the red trainer Stephen is entering! Please take your places in the trainer box.” They did, and the trainer boxes started to move. The box moved into the underground. There was some open space, but not a lot in the arena. The top was covered with unbreakable steel. Digging Pokemon had an advantage because there was so much dirt to use, yet little space for other types.
“Are you both ready? Then let the battle begin!”
“GOLDEEN, I IS ARE CHOSEN YOU!”
“Bulbasaur, I choose you!”
“GOLDEEN, DIG!” Unfortunately, Goldeen did not know dig, so it used Fly instead. It flew up, and hit the short roof. POOMF! Goldeen smashed into the steel and fell back down.
“I WEAKEN POKEMAN! I NOW IT CATCH!” Stephen threw a Master ball at Ash's Bulbasaur.
“Hey, that’s not fair!” Ash said. Ash caught the Master Ball.
“Bulbasaur, use Sunny Day!” Ash commanded. The sun shone brightly. But not underground.
“Never mind, hurry and use Solar Beam!” Ash said. Bulbasaur tried to take in sunlight, but it couldn’t.
“Uh… ok, then use Razor Leaf!” Ash said. A plethora of leaves hit Goldeen, and it was almost knocked out.
“GOLDEEN, NO!” Goldeen suddenly started to glow. It turned completely white.
“OH NOS, GOLDEEN AM DYING AND ME CAN SAW EVEN HEAVEN GOING HIM!” Stephen exclaimed. The white Goldeen shape changed shape, and it stopped glowing. A strong figure took the place where Goldeen used to be standing.
“NICKNAME YOU SEAKINGDRAGONAIRGLER I DOES!” Stephen said. The creature had flippers and the horn of Seaking. It had the fin of Kingdra. It had pincers of Kingler. And it had a circle thing on its head and a tail like a Dragonair’s.
“Professor Oak walked into the arena, and took a magnifying glass out to study it.
“Hmm… interesting specimen. Here, have this,” he handed Stephen a Pokeball. “You use that. For now I must study this creature. Stephen opened the Pokeball. A M3W popped out.
“H3110,” it said. “1 4M TH3 L33T 5P34K1NG M3W 0F D34TH!” In this order, it killed (gruesome, aint it) Ash’s Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Chikorita, Lapras, Charizard, and Snorlax.
“The winner of this match are, I mean is (darn, now he has me speaking weird!) Stephen!”
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Mini Movie Ash and his master ball
Ash walked on a new Pokemon journey. He had used the Master Ball he had gotten from Stephen to catch Magikarp level one that can’t learn new moves or grow levels or experience points. On purpose I mean. This is because Ash had duplicated the Master Ball. How? He threw the Master Ball at M,4t38594857075 or whatever, and then pressed up, select b on the beginning screen of Pokemon. It said, erase all saved data? He said YES, and the Master Ball duplicated. This will work in your game boy too. Yeah. Really. But we are not liable for any damage done to your game. Even though only *cough*BAD*cough* good will come out of it. Yeah. It worked for the twerp I mean Ash. Oh yeah, and we are Team Rocket. I mean we aren’t. So don’t get any ideas of us wanting to mess up your game. Yeah.
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MATCH SIX: SQUIRTLE VS. LANCE
Squirtle walked towards the trainer box, ready for his next battle. He was afraid, not of Lance who he knew he could beat, but of Stephen’s 3vil l33t 5p34k1ng m3w 0f d34th. He hoped Professor Oak would soon bring Stephen’s Seakingdragonairgler back. He stepped up into the trainer box wondering what to do if he had to face the 3vil l33t 5p34king M3w 0f d34th that knew D3 \/ 0 |_ |_| 7|0/\/ 834/\/\. Suddenly, Squirtle had an idea, but his thinking was interrupted by fanfare music playing and the announcer announcing,
“Welcome to the second to the last match of this years Pokemon League! Sponsors are Wobbufett’s delivery, and POK, Indigo’s major network, showing the Pokemon League since 1985. On our left, we have the green trainer Loopy! On our right we have the red trainer Drake! Random dice have been rolled, and Lance is sending his Pokemon out first! Our you trainers ready?” They nodded. “Then let the battle begin!”
“So Loopy, you finally made it to the second to final round. Unfortunately, all your hard work and training have come to end at my first Pokemon. Gyrados, go!” Lance let Gyrados into the water arena. The blue water sparkled in the bright afternoon sun. A small island lay in the middle of the water, with two coconut trees in the shape of a P.
“Electrode, go!” Squirtle threw Electrode’s Pokeball into the water. Electrode popped out, and started rolling and floating in the water.
“Electrode, Electrode!” it said with a huge smile. It was having the time of its life floating in the water. It rolled into the Gyrados’s mouth, and down its throat.
“Gyrados, use Hyper Beam before it can explode!”
“Electrode, Body Slam!” Gyrados shot Electrode out of its body with a Hyper Beam, and Electrode flew into the air. It flew into the sky, and disappeared. A moment of silent passed, and a raging fireball Body Slammed Gyrados. All of a sudden,
Prepare for Badness!
And a little sadness!
To protect the world from humiliation!
To unite all people within our creation!
To announce the people of truth and love!
To extend our reach to Mars above!
Jack!
Jacqueline!
Team Rocket hurt Pokemon and steals them also!
Our rhymes are not rhymes, they are falso!
Cyndaquil!

A balloon in the shape of a Cyndaquil hovered above. It descended into the arena. Unfortunately, they landed on Electrode.
“ELECTRODE, ELECTRODE, ELECTRODE!!!!!’’ Electrode exploded, causing Team Rocket to blast off with Lance’s Gyrados.
“Gyrados is unable to battle! So is Electrode! Tie!” announced the announcer.
“My Gyrados, where has it gone?!?” Lance said as he cried waterfalls into the water arena.
“Electrode, return!” Electrode was sucked into Squirtle’s Pokeball. The water arena began to overflow with Lance's tears, and two things happened, salt mixed into the water (this does not matter, although I'm sure in some good trainer Fic much better than this it would have cleverly played an important part in this battle) and the island sank into the water.
“Oh, well, *sniff, sniff* Dragonite, go!” Lance said.
“Delibird, go! Fly and Blizzard!” Delibird flew into the air even though it couldn't before, and used Blizzard. Dragonite fainted.
“Dragonair, go!”
“Blizzard.” Dragonair fainted.
“Dragonair, go!”
“Blizzard.” Dragonair fainted.
“Dragonair, go!”
“Blizzard.” Dragonair fainted. (This, to some extent, may be called to writers, 'cheap humor'. This, in its sheer repetitiveness may be assumed by some people as humor, but to others, it displays no humor at all. Thus, the term 'cheap humor' is born in this Fan fiction of Pokemon.)
“Aerodactyl, go!”
“Delibird, return!” Unfortunately, Delibird didn’t return, it used the attack Return. It did no damage.
“Aerodactyl, use your Fly then Hyper Beam!”
“Gyrados, go! Delibird come back! Use Hydro Pump!” Squirtle said. Giant Waterfalls shot out of the water, one hitting Aerodactyl. It spun down to the ground, fainted.
“Yee-ay, I win,” said Squirtle.
“The winner of the match is: Loopy!” The crowd went wild. Lance disappeared suddenly like Giovanni and Red could in game boy games. Lance left his Pokeballs behind, and Team Rocket came and took them. No one cared, but the boss gave Team Rocket millions of dollars for them, and they quit Team Rocket and got high paying jobs and lived happily ever after.
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Abra teleported into Stephen’s room. It took M3w’s P0k3b4ll, 4nd t3l3p0rt3d to Pr0f33s0r O4k’s L4b0r4t0ry. Abra made /\/\3\/\/ use D3v0luti0n B34m on Seakingdragonairgler, and Seakingdragonairgler turned into its original form. It replaced M3w’s Pokeball with Stephen’s and Teleported Seakingdragonairgler's Pokeball back to Stephen’s room.
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MATCH SEVEN: Loopy (Squirtle) Vs. Stephen
“Here we are in the final match of this years Pokemon League! All rights reserved, no batteries included, Pokemon League cannot be copied or imitated on offense of guiltiness. Both trainers from the same hometown and league, these two trainers have made it all the way to the final round! And remember, no matter what, you’re all winners! Let the battle begin!’’ The announcer announced.
“HUH? GO!” Stephen said. Dunsparce appeared on the normal arena the battle was being held on.
“Pidgeot, go,” said Squirtle.
“HUH? AY-TACK NOW YOU USE?”
“Pidgeot, use Mirror Move!” Squirtle said to the bird Pokemon. Dunsparce used Encore, and Pidgeot used Encore. They kept clapping, and clapping, and clapping, because the other one used Encore. This went on for 5 hours, until Dunsparce ran out of Encores and Stephen ran out of PP restores. Huh? Began to use Splash. Pidgeot was still using Encore. Dunsparce used up his Splash’s and began to use Foresight. Pidgeot was still using Encore. Dunsparce used Foresight up, and began to use Struggle. Pidgeot was still using Encore. The Struggle soon knocked both Pokemon out. (This is another example of 'cheap humor'. Both Pokemon use useless attacks, and they are both knocked out by basically being stupid. I hope you're writing this down kids, there will be a quiz on it tomorrow.)
“GO ARE NOW YOU GOLDEEN!” Stephen said. A Pokemon popped out of Goldeen’s Pokeball. It was a… Bulbasaur?
Was Stephen so smart to call Goldeen Bulbasaur? Is that why it evolved to Ivysaur? Is /\/\3\/\/ really 1337? Is Stephen actually smart? Is Goldeen actually not stupid? Does Goldeen still have yeah disease? Will the mysteries of Stephen and Goldeen ever be answered? Will I stop asking questions? Find out never!
“GOLDEEN YOU ARE USE AY-TACK!” Stephen said. Bulbasaur used Sunny Day.
“Raticate, go!” Squirtle sent out his Raticate. Bulbasaur used Sleep Powder, and Raticate fell asleep.
“SOLAR BEEP!” The strong Bulbasaur was not stupid. It used Solar Beam three times on the sleeping Raticate, causing it to faint.
“Delibird, go, use Blizzard!” Bulbasaur used Sleep Powder, then a plethora of Razor Leafs. It used two more Solar Beams, and Delibird fainted, still sleeping, unable to use Blizzard.
“Charizard, go! Use Fire Bl...” Charizard was sleeping, courtesy of Bellsprout. Bulbasaur used seven Solar Beams to faint it.
“HAMBURGER, GO TO POLAND!” said Stephen. Bulbasaur was confused; it knocked himself out in confusion. (This is the last example of 'cheap humor'. Notice how the statement by Stephen copies /\/\3\/\/'s message, thus creating a pointless and senseless sentence. To some an unsharpened pencil is funny. To others, they are not sharp, so they don't get the point.)
“Abra, go!” said Squirtle.
“PIKACHU IS AM GO! USE PUNCH AY-TACK!” Pikachu did nothing.
“Abra telekinesis!” Squirtle said. Abra read Squirtle's mind as of what to do, and then sent a message to Pikachu to faint himself, and he did, for he was Squirtle’s Pokemon still and only listened to Squirtle.
“SPEAROW, BRITNEY! CHOOSE I YOU!” Stephen said. Spearow jumped out of its Pokeball. Its happiness quota was high, for Stephen had given it lots of yummy food.
“Abra, use your combo attacks!” Abra used Hypnosis on Britney, causing it to fall asleep. It teleported high above Spearow, and fell down for a Body Slam. It repeated this once more, and Spearow fainted.
“MAGIK POKEMON, GO!” A level one Magikarp that knew Splash appeared.
“SPLASH OF DEATH!” Magikarp fainted Abra with the super effective move.
“Lugia, go!” Squirtle’s newest Pokemon appeared. It fainted though, because you can’t put legendary Pokemon in FanFics.
“The winner of the match is Stephen!” The announcer said.
“YAYYYYYY!!!!” Stephen yelled. The crowd went wild. "ME AM BEING CHAMPION…," Stephen sang. Stephen did the happy dance, but stopped dancing because Stephen’s father appeared.
“DARE I YOU CREDIT CARD ME USE WHY STEPHEN?”
“BECAUSE GOLDEEN GET I BACK!”
“BIG TROUBLE YOU ARE IN! GO YOUR ROOM TO!”
“BUT…”
“NOW GO!” Stephen disappeared like Lance, and so did his father.
“Uh…. The winner of this Pokemon League is Loopy, because are original winner is unable to be here!” said the announcer. The crowd said
"…,"

Stephen was never heard of again. Or was he?


LAST CHAPTER

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“STEPHEN DISCUSSES PUNISHMENT WE NOW DO!” Stephen wiggled nervously in his seat.
“PUNISHMENT YOU IS ARE BEING IS DEATH!” Stephen’s father killed him. His crime? Not paying more on the credit card for Goldeen. Stephen’s father had read this FanFic and seen what good a Pokemon Goldeen was, and thought the poor people who had been paid so little for it would be poor now. Stephen reincarnated as a Human-Being Wannabee and continued in his new FanFic. Squirtle continued his career as a Professor because he didn’t feel like continuing his career as Pokemon Master. Squirtle gave his Pokemon to Aloof, and Aloof became a gym leader in Stephen’s place.

When he arrived home, Squirtle sat by his lake and read War and Peace for the seven-hundred forty two thousand seven hundred and forty second time. A Goldeen hopped out of the lake.
“HALLO, MY NAME ARE BEING GOLDEEN! LETS GO ON POKEMON ADVENTURE!”
“But this fic has ended,” answered Squirtle. Fifteen more Goldeens hopped out the water.
“FUN WE ARE LIKELY TO HAVE!
“But you see…”
“POKEMON ADVENTURE!”
“No!!!!!” Squirtle blasted into the air. He fell into a lake. He saw someone fishing.
“Uh, oh,” Squirtle said. (The last paragraphs of this story showed the first example of 'cheap humor', repetitiveness. The same thing that happened in the beginning happens in the end, thus creating the ability to make the story twice as long if needed. Hey- what are you do- PUT DOWN THAT—

THE END