Granted, but you won't get a virtual TM as a reward, instead you'll be sent a real Pokemon TM via traditional mail and since Pokemon don't exist you have no use for a real life TM.
I wish TPM signatures had less mr_pikachu-related quotes.
Granted. But as a result, overseas calls have an enforced timer on them that makes them only work for 10 seconds at maximum, and they don't allow you to call the same person for an hour after the first call.
I wish all my guesses for the same move over and over again in an EMT Game of the normal type would eventually pay off.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but you won't get a virtual TM as a reward, instead you'll be sent a real Pokemon TM via traditional mail and since Pokemon don't exist you have no use for a real life TM.
I wish TPM signatures had less mr_pikachu-related quotes.
Granted. People use more Blademaster quotes instead.
I wish for a Spider-man/Spider-man 2099 team up movie.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted! The movie generates... $5.75 in budgets (since you were the only one who went to watch it in the whole world).
I wish all TPMers came to PR at least once (of course, to interact with them )
Optimist award 2012.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” (Linda Grayson)
Thank you everyone... for being so kind and for bringing out the best in me! You are definitely awesome! ^_^
Granted, but you happen to be on a free trip to Finland you have just won when other TPMers visit PR. What's even better, I'm not in Finland when you show up here.
I wish that, in the future, terrorists could concentrate on making sure nobody's inside a cultural monument before they blow it up so that there would be zero casualties.
Granted. They choose to blow up schools instead.
I wish to never require sleep.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. Every night though, you become more and more drained, until one day, when you run out of energy and die, due to you not needing sleep anymore.
I wish I had the ability to create some custom Mario Kart Wii tracks based on classic Mario Kart tracks that haven't been made yet.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but the tracks become so glitchy it's painful to watch them and you get sick.
I wish I was a viking.
Aww....
Granted. You're sliced into pieces in your first battle... and then the Mikachu chunks are mailed to Minneapolis for a proper burial, since vikings "mostly live in Minnesota."
I wish I didn't have a meeting to attend tomorrow.
Granted. It's pushed back until Monday.
I wish for a real life easy button to solve all my problems.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. You get a rusted version of the said button, that refuses to budge with every attempt you make to press it.
I wish I had at least one of every Pokemon plushie in Pokemon Hangman so I could retire from the game.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. Having retired from the game, you miss all the fun of playing, and you realize that the journey was better than the destination after all.
I wish that there were a few more weeks in summer vacation.
Granted! Get ready for the most extreme, immense and incredibly..... boring last weeks of summer vacation.
I wish currency would change from dollar bills to trades (depending on what every person has the most. [e.g: To trade an unused TV for another needed house utensil]).
Optimist award 2012.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” (Linda Grayson)
Thank you everyone... for being so kind and for bringing out the best in me! You are definitely awesome! ^_^
Granted. The economies of the world collapse and every country ends up returning to the dark ages.
I wish more people will take up reading as a hobby.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but they read only bad books.
I wish I could write more longer replies.
Granted. All of your responses are now so long that you have to divide them into a minimum of fifty posts apiece. They take you weeks to write, and they're virtually impossible to read in one sitting. This irritates some of the moderators who claim that "you could be more concise" and that "there's no reason to post a novel in 3 Word Story," leading you to be warned, infracted, and suspended for excessive spamming and -- when the book-length posting still doesn't stop -- ultimately banned from the forums.
I wish that I could write shorter replies.
Granted. They're too short. Don't ask.
I wish everybody wasn't a critic.
Granted, but the quality of art declines dramatically.
I wish everyone wasn't so busy these days.
Granted. Everyone's hopelessly bored, with nothing at all to do.
I wish that more people came on the TPM chat.
Granted! The chat overloads with people, making every message take ten minutes to be posted (patience, patience)
I wish my cellphone didn't go off for just touching it (yes, it does that).
Optimist award 2012.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” (Linda Grayson)
Thank you everyone... for being so kind and for bringing out the best in me! You are definitely awesome! ^_^
Granted. Now it goes off on its own.
I wish people could never be struck by lightning.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. But the thunder brought with the lightning becomes ULTRA EXTREMELY loud, powerful enough to be able to kill people (ever see the 1000 Ways To Die segment called Tone Death (aka #937)? That helped me here).
I wish I knew the best way to twist anyone's future wish here, as if I was a super genius wish twister.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. You're now the most twisted, malicious person in the world. Congratulations!
I wish that wedding catering wasn't so expensive.
Granted. Now it's the opposite, you actually GET money from that, leading to people getting married and divorcing again and again.
I wish I didn't have to explain things twice.
Granted. You get to explain them three times instead.
I wish to be fearless.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. You become afraid of nothing, but at the same time, everyone in your life becomes afraid of you, causing you to lose all your friends and be left behind by your family.
I wish Jacqueline Bigar would give me and other people born under my sign (Aries) 5 stars every day for a whole year.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. Lying in her prognostications, though, doesn't do much to help your fate.
I wish that I could eat buffalo wings every day for the rest of my life.
Granted. Only one tiny piece a day though, and you won't get any other food, so you soon die due to starvation.
I wish I wasn't so creepy.
Granted. You go into isolation in the forest so you can never creep out anyone ever again.
I wish to own a duck pond.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. You own a small pond full of disgusting sludge. Anyone who goes near it lurches forward and retches from the stench, giving the appearance that they are ducking. Hence the name, "Duck Pond."
I wish that all bugs were eradicated.
Granted, but they are replaced by small mammals with the same attributes.
I wish to master every single Chinese character.
Granted, but it makes you forget every other learned language in the process.
I wish I could meet a Succubus (and only meet).
Optimist award 2012.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” (Linda Grayson)
Thank you everyone... for being so kind and for bringing out the best in me! You are definitely awesome! ^_^
Granted. You have to sell your soul to do so, though. Whoops!
I wish that this wish would not be granted.
Granted. All the men in your family are given to the Succubus in exchange for to be able to meet her, without any harm coming to you. (in case anyone is wondering, I skipped mr_pikachu post, thus preventing his wish from being granted.)
I wish Family GUy would do a crossover with The Simpsons.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. The two teams (one for each show) agree to make a crossover, but they only end up doing one episode due to a lot of arguments between the people associated with each show, and to top it off, the one episode of the crossover ends up getting very low ratings on TV, much lower than the average rating of a Family Guy episode or a Simpsons episode.
I wish I was able to give Fett One and mr_pikachu some extremely tough competition in the next edition of the Unown awards, ending up winning in at least one category they have each won in before (no offense guys, but I think it's about time I gave you both some serious competition in the GGG-related award(s) anyway).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. You nominate yourself in every category, and no one else nominates anyone. Are your auto-wins satisfying?
I wish that my posts could never be ignored.
Granted. Now everyone takes your posts seriously, even when you're joking.
I wish for my own copy of Final Fantasy IX.
KoT, I have any ever won once and that was back in 08.
Granted, you have a copy but the disc is so scratched up that it's unplayable.
I wish Pierce Brosnan would make another James Bond movie.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted! The movie (James Bond's last days) is a short film where James Bond lives his days at an eldery home (yep, no action)
I wish my friend came back to PR.
Optimist award 2012.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” (Linda Grayson)
Thank you everyone... for being so kind and for bringing out the best in me! You are definitely awesome! ^_^
Granted, your friend starts working for Pakistan Railways.
I wish a comedy film called 'James Bond's last days' actually was made, directed by Shadow Wolf.