~*~*~* Game *~*~*~ Fortunately, Unfortunately Version 11 (Zak Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was this facility that was thwarted.

Fortunately, it was rebuild.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the terrorists rebuilt the facility into a stronghold.

Fortunately, the stronghold was immediately noticed by the military, who went on to drop a super bomb on it, killing every single terrorist in or near the stronghold within several miles away.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, everyone else that lived within those several miles were killed as well

Fortunately, the government didn't have a problem with collateral damage

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some opposition members protested.

Fortunately, that brought some interest to the politics.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, not even the politicians could put an end to the protests.

Fortunately, the politicians were able to call the police and have them come over to end the protests.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the protesters paid the police to look the other way

Fortunately, the politicians offered the police a raise which got them to go back after the protesters

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the protesters became violent.

Fortunately, the goverment took that account and changed.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, a riot began to break out.

Fortunately, it was broken up within mere minutes of it starting, with only a few people injured.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the injured people sued the government.

Fortunately, the government agreed to pay the medical bills in exchange for dropping the law suites.

[DivineAll]

Unfortunately, said medical bills were far too expensive for the government's current budget.

Fortunately, the government organized a fundraiser to raise enough money to pay off the medical bills.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately some people refused to take the medicine offered.

Fortunately, they were convinced by some friends.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, instead of taking the medicine they gave it to their friends

Fortunately, their friends had a good use for the medicine.

[mr_pikachu]

Okay, I miss this game. It's time to get it going again!

Unfortunately, that "use" was selling the medicine on eBay for personal profit.

Fortunately, they unwittingly sold it back to their friends, who needed it.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the friends needed the medicine for use in a poisoning scheme.

Fortunately, the scheme was stopped by the Poison Control Center before it could get out of control.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the President told the Poison Control Center to let it get out of hand next time, so it could be used to make a point.

Fortunately, the Poison Control Center refused to listen to the President.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the Poison Control Center accidentally let the scheme get back out of control.

Fortunately, the schemers accidentally poisoned themselves instead of the public.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the schemers died of that poisoning.

Fortunately, nobody was now alive to continue the research so the poisonings ended.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the families of the schemers wanted vengeance

Fortunately, they were too cowardly to try anything

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they filed a series of frivolous lawsuits.

Fortunately, the judges assigned to those cases knew the lawsuits were frivolous.

[Shadow Wolf]

Unfortunately, the judge were gullible.

Fortunately, they always give the correct verdict without fail.

(PS: cookie for the one who knows the reference)

[Fett One]

IS it Judge Dredd?

Unfortunately, not everyone believed this to be true.

Fortunately, those people were willing to wait for the right opportunity to prove this.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it is scientifically impossible to prove anything, as scientific philosophies always allow for any theory to be disproven if new evidence is presented that contradicts previous hypotheses.

Fortunately, that wasn't particularly important in this situation.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, thanks to this game being away for such a long time plus the recent difficult plot twists, the story ended up in writer's block.

Fortunately, we decided to play some videogames to get inspiration.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the only games available were for the NES

Fortunately, there were a few stored in the closet

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, all the stored NES systems were broken.

Fortunately, there was an NES repairman nearby.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the repairman demanded $ 2,000 for the repairs.

Fortunately, as another option, he also accepted a challenge of Super Mario Bros. 3, where he would play as Luigi and we would take turns playing as Mario.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the only copy of that game didn't work

Fortunately, the repairman knew how to fix the game

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he wouldn't repair it until we paid, paradoxically preventing us from challenging him for the right for him to fix it until it was already fixed.

Fortunately, we explained the unfair paradox to him.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, he didn't understand.

Fortunately, he accepted our theory when we threatened him with a hammer.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the next day he sued us for threatening him with a hammer

Fortunately, the lawsuit was tossed out by the judge since the guy was never in any real danger

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the judge had a criminal record.

Fortunately, he turned his life around and got the criminal record completely cleared before becoming a judge.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his record was only cleared through bribing officials, a fact which constantly weighted on him.

Fortunately, he was able to withstand the guilt that his actions brought upon him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Ghost Rider showed up and used his Penance Stare, to make the judge feel horrible pain for his guilt.

Fortunately, the Judge no longer felt guilt afterwards and became a priest

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, there were only a few churchgoers in the town.

Fortunately, the priest was a bit shy so he didn't mind less people.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that meant he wasn't able to do as much good.

Fortunately, he didn't have much good will to spread, anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, The Vatican wasn't happy about this

Fortunately, the priest promised to do better.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the priest tried to get more people to come to the church by sharing them very strong alcohol.

Fortunately, everyone thought it was just normal Eucharist wine.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it had the effects of very strong alcohol, not Eucharist wine.

Fortunately, the people believed those effects were all positive.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the people had huge hangovers the next day

Fortunately, some Tylenol got rid of the hangover.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that didn't stop people from drinking.

Fortunately, they got some support from their families and friends.