[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.8 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted. The movie ends up being the worst movie in history, which ruins Shadow Wolf's confidence so he never takes any risks ever again in his life and he goes on to live the remainder of his days in solitude.

I wish everything tasted like pizza instead of chicken.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up being served a pizza served with all of your most hated ingredients in addition to the usual ingredients on pizzas...unfortunately for you, all the ingredients are somehow "glued" on, making it impossible for you to pick off every part you don't like.

I wish I knew what exactly is causing the random USB malfunctions (as well as the sound used here) on my computer (makes me feel like this problem will never go away).

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Knowing why your computer isn't working properly doesn't help you to fix it.

I wish my cell phone was working properly. (Right now I can't even check my contacts list or place outgoing calls.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now your cell phone works but your telephone subscription doesn't.

I wish I was Sonic.

[Fett One]

Granted, your name is changed to Sonic.

I wish better games would already come out for the 3DS, so I would have a reason to buy one.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They're all of a new genre, except that there aren't any familiar video game characters (e.g. Mario, Link, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Kirby, just about every video game character you'd see in one of GameFAQs' annual video game character battles), making you get bored of the new games fairly quickly.

I wish I was a pinball wizard.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You're a wizard whose only ability is to make pinballs. Not the machines, just the metal balls that go inside of them.

I wish for the ability to teleport at will.

[Fett One]

Granted. You have the ability to make things you see teleport whenever you want.

I wish for absolute power.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It only lasts for a Googolth of a second (aka 1 divided by 1 Googol, aka a 1 followed by 100 zeros).

I wish I knew if there is a number MUCH greater than 1 Googol that is represented by a single word (e.g. like a million, but not a thousand thousand).

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. A googol is 10^100, while a googolplex is 10^(10^100). That knowledge serves no practical purpose for you... oh well.

I wish that trivia was actually useful.

[Fett One]

Granted but it is only useful after the fact

I wish all music was free.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now the musicians get their money from goverments only, however, in exchange, all their songs are now filled with propaganda.

I wish for more Facebook friends.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Too bad that Facebook friends aren't real friends, but merely contacts.

I wish that the item creation system in Star Ocean 3 didn't require you to press buttons for 20 minutes in the hope that a random number close to the one you're seeking happens to appear.

[Fett One]

Granted, you now have to press buttons for an hour.

I wish to become a super genius.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the only thing you use your talents becomes to capture Road Runner, just like Wile E. Coyote.

I wish nuclear weapons were never invented.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Since no country has held the threat of nuclear retaliation as a deterrent for war, armed conflicts (and casualties) over the past 66 years are multiplied many times over. Well done!

I wish that, instead of wars, people held speed eating competitions (aired on live television around the world for the sake of entertainment, of course).

[Fett One]

Granted. Now the entire world is obese from all of the eating competitions

I wish everyone in the world speaks English?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but this has a negative effect on cultural diversity.

I wish I had never acquired posting privileges in Mt. Moon.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Instead you've craved them throughout this period, so today you're going to request posting privileges. Then you'll go on a posting rampage and, subsequently, find that every post you made was completely ignored, just because you made so many of them at once.

I wish that the 3DS had full backwards compatibility, all the way back to original Game Boy games, without having to purchase them from the eShop.

[Fett One]

Granted but this ups the price to $400.

I wish growing old was optional

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the other option is death.

I wish there were some extra lockers in Nintendo Wii, where you could insert old NES, SNES, N64, Game Boy and Game Boy Advance cartridges.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The games manage to work on the Wii, but because they aren't Virtual Console games, no controller works with them, essentially making it impossible to fully enjoy one of those games on the Wii in this way.

I wish fast food restaurants had a soda fountain for their soft drinks like with A&W, so that the soft drinks would be cold enough for customers without the need for ice cubes.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The fountains cost more, though, so they save money by not providing cups.

I wish that I was better at using the computer to draw artwork.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become lousy at using the computer for everything else.

I wish to see the World of Tomorrow today.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up seeing your future in it, which doesn't look good at all.

I wish I was able to clean my SNES and Sega Genesis as well as the games for each system, so that they'd be like new again and also possible to sell incase I found someone looking for one or more of the games.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but you can't find a buyer, and the games aren't as exciting to play as you remember.

I wish that I was better at telling jokes.

[Fett One]

Granted but you lose the ability to talk unless its a joke.

I wish for another Batman Beyond movie.

[DivineAll]

Granted. It's as successful as Batman & Robin.

I wish my Internet access would stop crashing on me like every half an hour or so. (Seriously.)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Now you have no internet service at all.

I wish that I had a greater PM inbox capacity.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but at the same time, people stop sending you PM for some odd reason so you end up with an empty PM box.

I wish I could record my dreams.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It records only your bad dreams, basically making you your own horror movie, starring everything in your bad dreams, and the movie proves to be so scary, you decide never to record your dreams again.

I wish mirrors were unbreakable so that they couldn't bring bad luck if broken.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. They're now the most dangerous projectile weapons in the world, and gangs and terrorist organizations alike use them as impenetrable fortresses that keep any law enforcement agency from entering.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.

[Fett One]

Granted. You have back pain instead.

I wish pets were easier to take care of.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They become easier to take care of as the number of pets in your home begins to increase (the more pets you have, the easier they are to take care of).

I wish that my technique of temporarily repelling mosquitoes by blowing air their way could become strong enough to blow them into a surface solid enough to kill them.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It's strong enough to blow anything near you into a solid surface, and it happens every time you breathe. That might be even worse than the Midas touch....

I wish that there was more time before next semester starts.

[Fett One]

Granted. The semester is pushed back three weeks but the classes are extended in length to make up for the shorter semester.

I wish for no more heat waves.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you'll live in Antarctica for the rest of your life. Thanks for saving us from Global Warming anyhow!

I wish people weren't so picky about minor typing errors.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Now they're just needlessly critical.

I wish that vegetables tasted better.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result though, fruit of all types begin to develop a bad taste and lose their benefits, forcing you to have to have the vegetables instead.

I wish I had a Magic Bullet and the skills for using it effectively for any kitchen job.

[Fett One]

Granted. You are given a bullet that can magically be reused over and over. You are great at using it to put holes in every type of cheese.

I wish to know how to pilot a sail boat?