~*~*~* Game *~*~*~ Fortunately, Unfortunately Version 11 (Zak Approved)

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the "support" was more money to support the drinking habit.

Fortunately, they started attending Alcoholics Anonymous.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the meetings only took place once every two weeks

Fortunately, they used a buddy system to help each other make it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, a few of them of them switched into drugs.

Fortunately, there were only two people who did this.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they tried to convince the others to join them.

Fortunately, the others didn't comply.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the two that became drug addicts were arrested

Fortunately, they got light sentences from the Judge.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuately, they started drug dealing from the prison.

Fortunately, police noticed that soon enough.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the officers started joining them.

Fortunately, they were caught and fired from their law enforcement positions.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the ex-officers became drug dealers

Fortunately, they eventually hit rock bottom and found religion

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, that religion was for worshipping a foreign god.

Fortunately, God caught them worshipping the false god and gave them a severe punishment.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that punishment was death, which made their families sad.

Fortunately, they got over it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they got over it by worshiping Satan

Fortunately, God found out and apologized to them in the hopes that they would stop

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this made God to lose the respect He had previously deserved.

Fortunately, religious people refused to believe this.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, there were fewer and fewer religious people around.

Fortunately, some of the believers started a religious revolution!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they killed anyone that wouldn't join them.

Fortunately, the government decided to stand up to them.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the government wasn't strong enough to withstand their assault.

Fortunately, they had some powerful reinforcements armed to the teeth and ready to bring down the hammer of justice on the mob.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, their teeth-arms were useless appendages that served no real purpose.

Fortunately, their many armaments were far more useful.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they only had enough weapons to last a few days

Fortunately, it only took them 1 day to win

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they didn't treat the war prisoners well.

Fortunately, everyone thought that was what they deserved.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, everyone was wrong.

Fortunately, they soon realized their error.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they did nothing to fix their error

Fortunately, the situation eventually corrected it self

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, one of the prisoners was still sentenced to death.

Fortunately, he escaped and applied for a political asylum from another country.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the country refused to give him asylum.

Fortunately, the legal battle lasted so long that he was able to peacefully live out the remainder of his days there.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he wasn't allowed to have a proper funeral.

Fortunately, he didn't have any family or friends so no one cared.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, his 'unproper' funeral involved pagan rituals.

Fortunately, those rituals were actually pretty outstanding.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they still angered God.

Fortunately, He decided not to smite anyone this time.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, God smited the next person twice as badly to make up for it

Fortunately, that person deserved it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this person wasn't as faitful as Job and cursed the God.

Fortunately, Satan was happy.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Satan's happiness is humanity's anguish.

Fortunately, some would say that one smile is better than no smiles.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, those people are the minority

Fortunately, they have some influential people on their side

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I meant Miroslav Šatan.

Fortunately, he's a great ice hockey player.

[Shadow Wolf]

Unfortunately, his team wasn't as good as he was.

Fortunately, teamwork and Charisma helped the team win.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they only won games against Finnish hockey teams

Fortunately, that didn't stop them from trying

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it did stop them from winning.

Fortunately, winning isn't everything.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the team didn't keep him after their final loss of the season.

Fortunately, he found a spot on another hockey team.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he caused that team to lose every single game of the season

Fortunately, instead of firing him, they made him the team Mascot

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was just as effective at spoiling his team chances as the mascot.

Fortunately, he at least made the game entertaining for the fans.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, the fans laughed at him.

Fortunately, it was the purpose.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he got tired of being laughed at

Fortunately, he found another job as a used car salesman

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he couldn't sell a single car.

Fortunately, his potential customers appreciated not being exploited.

[DivineAll]

Unfortunately, he wasn't very successful.

Fortunately, he came up with a good business strategy.