[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.8 (LV Approved)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Too bad you don't have a sailboat to pilot.

I wish that I was better at DDR.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you would now be the best possible leader of Deutsche Demokratische Republik! Unfortunately, it doesn't exist any more.

I wish I could memorize this here.

[Fett One]

Granted but you forget everything else concerning English grammar.

I wish the world economy would improve.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Half the world's population is eradicated, making everyone left twice as wealthy.

I wish that I wasn't so tired lately.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you lose completely the ability to feel fatigue. You probably know what that will result in.

I wish Nokia's profit was better.

[Fett One]

Granted. It increases by 0.01 percent.

I wish good jobs were plentiful.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Highly skilled and educated unemployed workers are even more plentiful, so the jobs go to them, leaving anyone without an advanced degree or decades of experience to keep sending resumes to no avail.

I wish that Borders hadn't gone bankrupt.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result, all other businesses/companies you like go bankrupt instead.

I wish I had a copy of the newer version of the Nintendo Monolpoly game.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get it used so some of the pieces are missing, forcing you to use the pieces from the previous version.

I wish all of the previous actors to play James Bond make cameos in the next James Bond movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, in the movie James Bond meets his clones and has a mental multiple personality disorder. However, he spends most of the movie in a mental hospital under some heavy medication and can't do anything so the movie becomes even more boring than 'James Bond's last days'.

I wish mr_pikachu's signature read 'I HAVE RETURNED'.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted, but the director of the movie pays a misery to every actor (including the current James Bond) which makes this movie the last one.

I wish I could meet some new girl friends.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You meet a whole bunch of young women, only to find out that they're all engaged or married, and that you're not their type, either. Looks like trying to keep a friendship with each of these women may be tough.

I wish I had a bubble gum making kit, complete with bottles of flavourings based on the common flavours of bubble gum (e.g. fruit flavours, mint, cinnamon, etc.).

[Fett One]

Granted but the ingredients are all 10 years old and as such cause food poisoning to anyone that tries to chew the gum.

I wish to have Stan "The Man" Lee's autograph.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but he writes it on water, so it fades quite quickly.

I wish for a watch.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It's broken.

I wish that Pokémon Emerald was offered through the 3DS Ambassador Program.

[DivineAll]

Granted. You have a neighborhood watch.

I wish for more stamina.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You find yourself having so much stamina, that it becomes much, much harder for you to stop doing something, and eventually you begin to neglect sleep, leaving you with almost no energy in the end.

I wish I had an extension cord for my headphones.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, mr_pikachu gets the extension cord and Knight of Time gets Pokemon Emerald. Yes, I think it went right... no?

I still wish mr_pikachu's signature read 'I HAVE RETURNED'.

[Fett One]

Granted. But he only puts that in his signature for 3 minutes and then takes it out and this happens when you were away so you never got to see it.

I wish pokemon and digimon can co-exist.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. They're both television shows. Your wish accomplished nothing.

I wish that Fett's wish had been more effective.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, all humans are destroyed and replaced by Pokemon and Digimon.

I wish I could be more original.

[Fett One]

Granted. You become the most original person on the planet, which in turn makes people scared of you, so you are forced to spend the rest of your life in hiding.

I wish my vacation (I'm currently on one) would last another week.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but your next vacation starts two weeks later, and its end date doesn't change. Is it still worth it?

I wish that I could have everything I wanted when I wanted it and how I wanted it, including wanting to not grow frustrated or bored by that absolute power.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you become wanted because wanted everyone wanted to wanted to wanted to wanted to steal wanted your wanted ability to get what you wanted wanted.

I wish I could rewrite a history book.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get to rewrite 1 history book, which you get to keep since its filled with too many inaccuracies.

I wish everyone at TPM got to have one real live pokemon of their choice.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Everyone chooses a legendary. Our subsequent battles destroy the world in mere minutes.

I wish that the world could never be destroyed.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The world can never be destroyed by evil forces such as terrorists, but you better watch out...one MASSIVE worldwide earthquake could destroy it naturally.

I wish that wish just made didn't force me to think really hard to come up with an effective way to twist it.

[Fett One]

Granted but now you have to think twice as hard to do everything else.

I wish unemployment would improve.

[DivineAll]

Granted. More small businesses are made that are quickly overshadowed by bigger businesses that make them go bankrupt quickly starting the cycle all over again.

I wish my Internet access wasn't so iffy that some of my most previous posts made sense when I wrote them.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up getting a much better internet service in quality, but it's also much higher in cost, as in a million dollars per month.

I wish there was a brand of ketchup bottles that one, would not leave any excess ketchup when held upside down and squeezed out, and two, would easily allow the user to control how much ketchup comes out so that you don't get more ketchup on whatever you put it on (e.g. a hot dog or hamburger) than you wanted in the first place.

[Fett One]

Granted but only 1 company has the rights to sell this bottle and as such sells it for a really high price, which in turn causes the price of ketchup to sky rocket.

I wish tv shows were censored less.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but self-censoring like in this here videogame video clip becomes more and more popular.



I wish they showed Final Fantasy Unilimited here in Finland on TV.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! Every channel shows the movie, and eliminates every other program -including the news- which leads to people unprepared for disasters. You know what this means, right? A disaster arrives, TV's are broken and no more FF unlimited.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Duchess Chocolate donuts.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the icing on all of them is so sticky, you find it very hard to get them off your hands each time you pick one up.

I wish the other forum I frequently visit (besides TPM) wasn't down right now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Thanks to you, TPM will be down. As a result, all TPMers move into your other forum and SPAM there.

I wish people didn't need glasses.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! A new law is created which makes everyone use contact lens

I wish to be able to control my dreams.

[Fett One]

Granted. You create such a wonderful dream scape that you end up never waking up, and as such spend the rest of your life in a hospital hooked up to machines for survival.

I wish to have a never ending supply of Entenmann's chocolate chip cookies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you end up not liking them, forced to eat them every day. That's what happened to me with chocolate, Christmas 2009.

I wish for 100 TB free space on my laptop.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Your laptop's free space increases all the way to 1 TB from whatever it was at, however, your laptop becomes flooded with so many viruses, they end up destroying your laptop's hard drive and causing you to lose everything.

I wish that TV shows bought from the iTunes store were easier to convert to a format that could be read on devices not made by Apple, such as DVDs.

[Fett One]

Granted but the videos self destruct 5 seconds after completion.

I wish there were no bugs inside my house.