Oh, dear, I know the feeling.

I've been in the same job position for over three years, believe it or not. I have so much expertise, but nowhere to go. So what I'm doing is furthering my education in unique ways in order to differentiate myself, and then I'm starting my own consulting gig and doing research. This way, I can rely on me to make my own money, can promote myself and give myself raises whenever I want just by working harder, and maybe one day have my own reality TV show. It'll be quality, no worries

I'm also going to a school that's on the verge of being accredited by some prestigious snobs that indicates that my MBA will have come from one of the premier 5% of institutions in the world for it. It all looks good so far, and as we would be receiving it next fall (and I'm graduating Spring 2013), I'll get the bonus MBA without the extra tuition for going to a quality school.

My post-grad plans are Harvard for organizational behavior. I will be posting live from Harvard in two years. It's my goal and my dream all in one.

And then, as I'm making $140,000 a year or more and looked to as the expert, I'll give retail management the middle finger.