Rewritten English

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

This is hau Ai think Inglish shud bii writn.
This is how I think English should be written.
It häs oolweis biin in mai thooghts eva sins ai bigan stading Inglish ät thi eits ohv nain.
It has always been in my thoughts ever since I began studying English at the age of nine.
Nau Ai fainali think Ai häv divilpt ei wei tu wrait Inglish laik Ai häv oolweis wantiid.
Now I finally think I have developed a way to write English like I have always wanted.
Du yu phiipol eva häv aidios laik this wen it cams to wraitin Inglish?
Do you people ever have idead like this when it comes to writing English?
Wat du yu think ohv thi wei Aim reprisenting tu yuu rait nau?
What do you think of the way I'm representing to you right now?
Niids wook, hah?
Needs work, huh?

[Asilynne]

Well it gives a pretty interesting insight on what your accent probably sounds like

Maieen wood prob-lee sownd like dis, coz Aye get lay-zee when Aye speak.
(Mine would probably sound like this, because I get lazy when I speak.)

[Lady Vulpix]

Well, people in Argentina sometimes write English as (close as possible to what) it would sound with Spanish writing.

It lucs oful, dou, an sam saunds canot bi riprodiusd at ol.
It looks awful, though, and some sounds cannot be reproduced at all.

[DivineAll]

It's better than Tommy Wiseau's speech/acting that's for sure.

[Magmar]

If I wroooote like I tawk, ya'll wud be astawnished at my awful aaackscent. Think'a Lois frum Faaaam'ly Guy (the aaaa pronounced like the second "a" in banAna") an' ya'll git thee iiideeah. Trewth iz, dis'is hauw we tawk in rud ai-lin. Espesh'ally in Praaavidince, or Jooohnstin and Craaaeeehnstin like whea I cum frum.
We also grow blueburries and strawburries, and sum' raspburries, and sometimes we tawk onnah Blackbury cellllulah phowns!

[Telume]

My accent completely depends on who I'm talking to.

Aye speak with a regular US accent in formal settings. (Sounding mostly like I'm from the North East.)
Ah speak wi' a sorta 'merican black accent when speakin' tah mah frinds, sometahmes. (It slips out, not intentional).
Sometahmes Ah'll git a suthern accent.

And when I get to my spanish accent, it gets even more complicated.

[Asilynne]

Aye know whatchu meen, sum-tiems win Aye dohn tink ah-bowt'it mai wordz jus run ti-get er lyk'aye jus dohn-cayer...

whoimai kiddin das all da time lol

Well, naht really. Sometimes Aye tayke ma time. An' still throwaway ledders lol

[Telume]

^

Funneh ain't i'?

[Dogfish44]

Aww man, I havva reely stron' nor-thun axent
Aww man, I have a really strong northern accent

But yeh, it-sum werds that gaw reely crezzy
But yeah, it's some words that go really crazy

I meen like, I went to the shops last satday to bah a bottul of cork
I mean like, I went to the shops last saturday to buy a bottle of coke

It's reet, but lika lotta peepol me words runt oogether
It's alright, but like a lot of people my words run together


Heh, rule of thumb is don't type how ya speak. Although the accent does let me wind up Grammar Nazis - It's a great excuse if you mess something up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Writing with my eccentric accent would be problematic, I just found out. Like what's the difference between 'eyes' and 'ice'? I'd write them both as 'ais'!

[Magmar]

Eyes = Aiiz
Ice = Ais