I still play Pearl and I'm known around town for being a decent breeder. (I've caught a few players here using Pokémon that I've traded to friends, who then lost those Pokémon as wagers in battles against others. Nice to see they appreciate them!) Last year I got on a kick of breeding Shroomish because I wanted to get one with a particular nature, plus the Poison Heal ability, so that I could put a Toxic Orb on him and make him rape face. Egg after egg churned out with either the wrong ability or the wrong nature.

So imagine my shock when I hatched an egg that bore me a shiny Shroomish, with the exact nature I wanted, plus Poison Heal.

Ka-CHING!