DL, I've taken a fresh batch out of the oven, and I'm ready for you right here!

[Ayeun]

Remember this? You complained that you wanted in, and couldn't... Well, its time for ROUND 2!

I've just taken a FRESH batch out of the oven DL, You man enough to try?

Arena - A circus tent

Pokemon - 10 v 10, one at a time

DQ time - None.

Damage cap - NONE (read, NONE.)

Banned moves - Rest, pain split, Curse (Ghosts only), Perish song, Destiny bond.

Special rules - Pokemon may only switch out using moves such as Batton pass, Volt switch, U-turn, ect. The audience (Yes, we are going to need audience participation) are equiped with the pies (Custard, Cream, Blueberry, Apple and Pumpkin) may heckle and throw pies at the pokemon in play. Each pie does a different effect, as listed below!

Pies:

Apple - Apple pies are not cooked properly. They will cause damage, and may cause POISON status (Poison tail level damage)
Blueberry - Blueberry pies are packed filled with berry goodness. They will cause damage and may inflict the PARALYZED status (Thunder bolt level damage)
Cream - Cream pies are COLD. They will cause damage and MAY inflict the FROZEN status (Icy wind level damage)
Custard - Custard tarts are soft and squish. They will cause damage and may cause SLEEP status (Secret power level damage)
Pumpkin - Pumpkin pies are HOT. They will cause damage and may cause BURN effect (Scald level damage)

Furthermore, Each heckler may only throw ONE pie, PER round, PER comment they make against one of the competitors. The REF may NOT throw any pies, and nor may the competitors.

A few addenda from last year's battle.

* You MUST post a 'witty' comment about the battle for your pie to count.
* The ref may 'Hold' the battle for as long as he or she feels fit, to let the comments and Pies fly.

[Asilynne]

Ooo Ill be audience heh heh heh ;D

[DarkestLight]

Slut! I'll beef yo shiz out riiiight now. Lets go. Lemme see if I got four battles...if not, I'm smashing you like Pumpkins to Billboard charts.

[Ayeun]

SLUT? Your on hoebag!



Go Smug (f) with Contary.

*I should also point out, that Safeguard does NOT protect vs Pies*

[DarkestLight]

*You're*

Wha? You MAD? I dun care! Let's get some!

[Asilynne]

When do we throw the pies? *throws one on Will just for shits and giggles ;D*

[Ayeun]

Then send something DL...

[DarkestLight]

Who's the ref :/

[Ayeun]

I asked Oslo, but he said he wanted to throw Pies this time...

Hmm... No idea~! WAAAA~!

[Asilynne]

Someone please ref this I'm horribly unreliable as a ref T.T

[Ayeun]

Seems such a pity that NO ONE wants to be involved in this as the ref...

SO let me sweeten the deal. THE REF CAN NOW THROW PIES.

Lets see if THAT attracts us a ref...

[Rossymore]

...hello. I like throwing pie.

[Rossymore]

My pies...let me throw you them...

Round 1

Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.

Hope I didn't get your hopes up, as DL needs to send out and issue attacks.

[DarkestLight]

>.> Oh this is on? Fine. Time to use ten Pokemon I haven't before.

#1) Soulscar, M Nincada.

Sand Attack~Faint Attack~Bug Buzz
Sub: Bug Bite if she does positive stat moves.

[Oslo]

Pssh, a Servine is just a poor man's Grovyle! Also, Smug is an ugly name.

*hucks a cream pie at the walking snake thing!*

[Ayeun]

EPIC!

Wring out ~ Leach seed ~ wrap

[chaos_redefined]

Pfft. DL's sending out pokemon that are just waiting to die. Let's bring it one step closer with a custard pie!

*Throws Custard Pie at Soulscar*

[Rossymore]

I'll ref a round of this on Mon, Wed and Fri. So throws your pies between those times, people! The pies will be factored in as after round effects, so I know what's going on.
Otherwise I become too confuzzled.

[DarkestLight]

So says the guy that's stalling in his Gym match

[Rossymore]

Stuff's come up. Ref it tommorrow.

...DL, are YOU talking to ME?

[DarkestLight]

No, I was egging Chaos on.

[Rossymore]

Well, uh, I wasn't talking to you either!

Round 1

Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.

Team of Rival Ayeun (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Smug][F]
HP 100%
EN 100%
*N/A*
*Contrary*
Wring Out ~ Leech Seed ~ Wrap

Team of Bug Catcher Darkly (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Soulscar][M]
HP 100%
EN 100%
*N/A*
*Run Away ()*
Sand Attack ~ Faint Attack ~ Bug Buzz

In this large circus tent two challengers face each other for what seems to be the second time. On one side, Ayeun sends out her Servine, whilst Darkly responds with a Nincada. In the stands a few members of our fellow community are watching whilst my Wobbuffet runs around handing out various pies. Let's begin shall we?

We begin with Smug slithering her way up to Soulscar and grabbing him. She then twists him, rather painfully too, to remove a nice portion of health. After twisting him as far as his body allows, she dumps him on the floor. Soulscar gets up slowly and sees his chance. He kicks some sand right into her face. Smug covers her eyes, but the damage is done.
: -0% health, -15% energy
[Acc -1]
: -20% health, -5% energy
[N/A]

Smug continues...being smug and fires some seeds at Soulscar...which miss. Clap, clap. Soulscar raises an eyebrow, then almost vanishes into thin air. He creeps up to Smug and strikes her hard on the side. He reappears, quite pleased with himself.
: -7% health, -7% energy
[Acc -1]
: -0% health, -8% energy
[N/A]

The sand was really starting to get to Smug, but nevertheless she entended her vines from around her neck and took hold of Soulscar and she was not letting go now. Soulscar struggled but couldn't get free. He couldn't even use his attack. This was not cool.
: -0% health, -5% energy
[Acc -1, Wrapper]
: -3% health, -3% energy
[Wrapped]

In the stands, Oslo throws a cream pie at Smug, momenterily distracting it. Yikes that was cold. Chaos throws a custard one at Soulscar, which is soft and squidgy. So much so, that Soulscar actually falls asleep!
[Smug: -7% health]
[Soulscar: -7% health, Asleep]

Team of Rival Ayeun (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Smug][F]
HP 86%
EN 72%
*Contrary*
*Accuracy -1, Wrapper (1 more action)*

Team of Bug Catcher Darkly (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Soulscar][M]
HP 70%
EN 84%
*Run Away ()*
*Wrapped (1 more action), Asleep (3 more actions)*

End Notes

1) That was a really soft pie...

2) I assume your ability is Run Away, Darkly. It's such a useful ability!

3) Ayeun to issue attacks.

[DarkestLight]

Compoundeyes.

[Oslo]

Smug's orange scarf thing makes her look like a ninny. Throwing a pumpkin pie at her!

[Ayeun]

Iron Tail ~ Crunch ~ Iron Tail

[DarkestLight]

Sleep Talk x 3
Otherwise Silver Wind~Bug Buzz~Metal Claw

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Blueberry pie in your face Smugleaf! Witty comment? Mugleaf Smugleaf!

[Rossymore]

Round 2

Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.

Team of Rival Ayeun (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Smug][F]
HP 86%
EN 72%
*Contrary*
*Accuracy -1, Wrapper (1 more action)*
Iron Tail ~ Crunch ~ Iron Tail

Team of Bug Catcher Darkly (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Soulscar][M]
HP 70%
EN 84%
*Compoundeyes*
*Wrappee (1 more action), Asleep (3 more actions)*
Sleep Talk ~ Sleep Talk ~ Sleep Talk

We begin this round with the two Pokemon locked in a mortal embrace. They listen to their trainer's commands, but they're...kinda busy right now. Please leave the message after Smug has released Soulscar, which would be...now.
: -0% health, -2% energy
[Acc -1]
: -3% health, -0% energy
[Asleep]

Which Smug now released, she slithers up to Soulscar and bites him hard, om nom nom. In the deep recesses of his mind, Soulscar lets out a yelp of pain, but on the outside, he simply mumbles...then begins to sing. Little bit weird, but kinda catchy.
: -5% health, -8% energy
[Acc -1]
: -8% health, -5% energy
[Asleep]

Smug's tail gets a steely edge to it and she flings herself at Soulscar, who is just mumbling in his sleep. Smug scores a direct hit, forcing him back. Soulscar continues mumbling...then charges in Smug, knocking her over. Well that was surprising. Soulscar finally wakes up and wonders what just happened.
: -9% health, -8% energy
[Acc -1]
: -11% health, -9% energy
[N/A]

It was an alright round, though Oslo and MeLo don't think so Yono! Oslo hefts a pumpkin pie at Smug, whilst MeLo throws a blueberry pie. Delicious! But Smug doesn't think so.
[Smug: -15% health]

Team of Rival Ayeun (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Smug][F]
HP 57%
EN 54%
*Contrary*
*Accuracy -1*

Team of Bug Catcher Darkly (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Soulscar][M]
HP 48%
EN 70%
*Compoundeyes*
*Nuthin'*

End Notes

1) Do you want a piece of pecan pie?

2) First Sleep Talk was Round, second was Double Edge.

3) Darkly to issue attacks.

[Oslo]

Soulscar has such a lame ability. Pfft. Compoundeyes.

I much prefer...

CompoundPIES! *throws a cream pie at him*

[Rossymore]

Please tell me I'm not going to suffer your lame pie puns throughout the ENTIRE match. It's only round 2.

[Oslo]

I wasn't planning on making continual puns, but that sounds like a good idea!

Or should I say...

A good PIEdea?

[Ayeun]

And that's why this match is awesome!

[Rossymore]

Psst, Darkly. Wanna buy some Calcium?

[DarkestLight]

Wtdeuce? My POSTS KEEP VANISHING!

Silver Wind~Bug Bite~Bug Buzz

And uhh Calcium?

[Ayeun]

Coil ~ Slam ~ Slam

[Asilynne]

Pumpkin pie at ayeun and a cream pie at will ;D

[Rossymore]

Calcium increases Special Attack, Darkly! Soulscar could use it.

Round 3

Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.

Team of Rival Ayeun (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Smug][F]
HP 57%
EN 54%
*Contrary*
*Accuracy -1*
Coil ~ Slam ~ Slam

Team of Bug Catcher Darkly (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Soulscar][M]
HP 48%
EN 70%
*Compoundeyes*
*Nuthin'*
Silver Wind ~ Bug Bite ~ Bug Buzz

We begin with Smug wrapping herself up tight, but something is different to what it usually is. Smug's ability sets in...and everything is reversed! Soulscar responds by sending a wind tinged with silver her way...and raises even more stats in the process. Great, more writing to do. Thanks randumbizer.
: -16% health, -7% energy
[Atk -1, Def -1, Acc -2, Contrary]
: -0% health, -7% energy
[Atk +1, Def +1, Sp. Atk +1, Sp. Def +1, Spd +1]

With his newfound power, Smug still goes first. As in, leaping at Soulscar and crashing into him. Ouch. Soulscar responds by biting her in the leaves. I'll say again: ouch.
: -20% health, -8% energy
[Atk -1, Def -1, Acc -2]
: -5% health, -7% energy
[Atk +1, Def +1, Sp. Atk +1, Sp. Def +1, Spd +1]

The last action concludes with Smug slamming herself into Soulscar again and gets caught in his vibrations. If only they weren't so loud, I could get down with that beat. Smug isn't doing so great. All that super effective damage is getting to her.
: -18% health, -8% energy
[Atk -1, Def -1, Acc -2]
: -5% health, -8% energy
[Atk +1, Def +1, Sp. Atk +1, Sp. Def +1, Spd +1]

Oslo continues to be mister moody pants and chucks a cream pie at Soulscar. It's delicious, but deadly. Deliciously deadly.
[Soulscar -7% health]


Team of Rival Ayeun (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Smug][F]
HP 3%
EN 31%
*Contrary*
*Attack -1, Defense -1, Accuracy -2*

Team of Bug Catcher Darkly (OOOOOOOOOO)
[Soulscar][M]
HP 31%
EN 48%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +1, Defense +1, Special Attack +1, Special Defense +1, Speed +1*

End Notes

1) Uh oh, looks like someone forgot about their ability!

2) Well someone got hammered in this round...*hic*

3) Ayeun to issue attacks.

[DarkestLight]

Uh...dc's? And I dun need calcium after that round! Excellence. Oh and whhy dun you write All+1

[Rossymore]

As quoted by Ayeun, Damage cap - NONE (read, NONE.) and I list all the stats so it's easier to change it if something happens, such as if Smug uses Leer, I can just remove the defense part, without anything else being affected.

[DarkestLight]

Oh. Shit I didn't read that. Pfft here I am tailoring strategy. To hell with that, here comes the horns