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    Default Re: [STAB] Mew Master vs DarkestLight (Ref: Oslo)

    Sing after the bulldoze. Then when he falls to slumber, double team. Follow up with toxic

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    Default Re: [STAB] Mew Master vs DarkestLight (Ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    versus
    TEAM MEW MASTER

    Location: Ground Field
    Rules: STAB moves are banned
    Abilities: Active
    DQ Time: One week



    ‡ Pre-Round ‡


    ‡ Round 2 ‡

    Rocking a respectable lead, Godzilla slams his tail against the ground. Tremors rip through the Ground Field with increased power and knock Starscream onto her marshmallow-esque tushie. When the Bulldoze at last comes to an end, Starscream pulls herself up and begins singing... "Steal My Sunshine" by Len?! Well, that brings me back. As memories of the late nineties rush back to Godzilla, he finds himself lulled into a deep sleep. He begins to dream about Gap sweaters and slap bracelets. Good times.

    Starscream: <-8 HP; -4 EP; -1 Spd>
    Godzilla: <-4 EP; Slp>

    Things appear awfully one-sided as Godzilla continues his mid-battle nap. Starscream does a spin on the spot and amasses a small militia of Clefables. Add one more and they'll be able to form a bowling league!

    Starscream: <-4 EP; 4 clones>
    Godzilla: <...>

    Starscream makes a disgusting noise as though horking up something nasty. After a moment, she delivers: she spews out a steaming glob of Toxic ickiness that splatters against one of Godzilla's wings. As the gross stuff osmoses under the Charizard's black scales, it begins to leave the beast feeling slightly under the weather. He vomits a little in his sleep. Charming.

    Starscream: <-4 EP; 4 clones>
    Godzilla: <Txc>

    Still asleep, Godzilla begins to lose a bit of health to the Toxin <-3 HP>.

    ‡ Post-Round ‡



    Notes:

    > TEAM DARKESTLIGHT to command next

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