I'll have Taco use Vine Whip as a rod
Just so you know, you were teleported past the crack in time, so you avoided being sent back into the battle. You haven't gone back in time, you're when you've always been.
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead. Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fourty-Nine
You begin to look around the basin and the hall. Time has taken its toll on the temple, cracks and erosion now cover what may have once been beautiful artwork. The basin feels as though it was once perfectly smooth, but now sand has become embedded in it, and any colour has faded to dull browns and whites. Your eyes follow the path of the canals. Two move out towards what was once the grand entrance to the temple. Two more move out in opposite directions, into holes at the sides of the hall, where they no doubt split into yet more channels. A further two move out towards the two paths ways, before changing direction and moving off towards the corners. They would have carried water to other parts of the temple, either to act as decoration or some other purpose. Try as you might, there is nothing special about them.
Instead your attention moves to the murals on the walls. On the right hand side are images of large pokemon, ones with lithe and narrow bodies, sharp appendages, blades and claws, teeth and horns. The sort of creatures that hunt for their food, take what they want and fear nothing. On the opposing wall are images of smaller pokemon, softer edges and furry tails, big eyes and bigger ears, slow to move but wary of the world, they forage they hide, but they are far greater in number. The images of the strong pokemon end at the pathway bearing the sword, whilst the images of the weaker pokemon end at the path bearing the shield. Between both doors is a message carved in an ancient language you can't read.
"I can't read this." you think out loud.
A series of high pitched whistles sound, and three pokemon appear on the wall out of nowhere.
Their singular eyes dart around rapidly, and their bodies seem to pulsate just as quickly. The alien letters on the wall dissolve into a mass of stone, before resolving into letters you can recognise. The pokemon vanish as quickly as they appeared.
Go right, and wield the ancient sword
Do battle with the fearsome horde
Yet strength alone will not aid your plight
Remember this, should you choose to fight
Go left, and carry the ancient shield
Stand your ground upon the field
Through shelter alone there can be no one
Who takes victory before the setting sun
Standing tall, with valour and grace
Only through both can you win the race
Chose that which you favour the most
And prove your self to each new host
- Take the Sword path
- Take the Shield path
I'll have Taco use Vine Whip as a rod
..I'm a swordsman through and through. That path may be easier for me.
So, I'll go to the Sword Path first. May help me with the Shield path later.
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Emerald Gen.3's Safari Trek
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Caught
Skinny Dip’s Pond
Fishing rods are supplied for free, so sit back and see what you can land. Water types are abundant here,
but the soft land around is home to more than a few burrowing pokémon.
Round Sixteen
Taco reluctantly drops a vine over the edge of the boat and lowers it into the waters. The two of you sit there for a few minutes, waiting for something to happen.. ooh. taco grimaces, then lets out a sudden yelp. She withdraws her vine, and whips it out as the end nears the surface. A splash hides the pokemon as it is flung out and up into the air. It quickly comes back down again and splshes back into the pond, but as the water settles, you find a lily pad seemingly floating where there was previously nothing.
Suddenly your own line starts to twitch.
- Reel in your own line
- Focus on Lotad
X
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead. Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty
You step to the right and descend the steps bearing the icon of a sword. The steps do not go down far, but as you enter a relatively big, square room, you hear the scraping of stone on stone and see that a wall had slid in front of the door, blocking any attempt you could make to return. Inside the room there is little of interest, except for a sandstone statue in the middle.
Words appear on the walls once more
To wield the sword is to stand alone
To face the wind as if a stone
Though wise to fear the oncoming storm
It must not break your hardened form
You stand here ready to face the test
The first of three our humble guest
Face the old one where it stands
It ruled upon the ancient sands
The end of the war, the desert king's plight
Alone it faces the courageous knight
Show your strength, both then and now
Ready for battle, make your vow
- Rhyming is hard
- Make your vow
Darwin, stand ready.
I vow to fight the good fight. To never surrender!
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead. Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty-One
You make your vow, and the words reverberate around the room. A distant rumble grows louder, and the words on the wall fade away. The rumbles grows almost unbearable, and with it, the walls dissolve into sand. For a moment, it feels like the entire room is flooding with sand, swallowing you up, but in the second it takes for you to blink, you find yourself and your three pokemon standing in the middle of a vast desert with a clear sky above you. The sun blazes down and you feel its head on your skin. Across from you stands the same pokemon as the statue appeared to be, yet this one is alive and kicking. It stares at you with anger and hatred.
"Speak slave!" the ancient Garchomp growls.
"I am Darkest Light. I vow to fight the good fight. To never surrender!"
"So be it. I will rip the flesh from the bones of you and your kind."
- Make your move
I forgot to mention whilst rhyming, that you should be fighting one on one (not you obviously, but your pokemon)
Hail~Icy wind~chip away.
Foresight if it tries to clone upWe'll see if my garchomp skills are up to par :/
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Alright my line shall be pulled and then i shall say sorry to Taco
X
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead. Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty-Two
Darwin calls on the power of nature, summoning dark clouds over the desert, invoking a frosty chill to fill the air, and for sharp blades of ice to fall from the heavens. Garchomp barely registers the change in weather, rushing forward with its first strike, barrelling hard into Darwin and throwing her across the sand. Darwin turns and regains her footing only to be hit in the face by the Garchomp's fist, followed swiftly by a second strike. She growls and funnels the blowing hail at her foe, but the Garchomp only grits his teeth and snarls. Garchomp ducks his head and charges at the Kangaskhan, his head glittering like metal. Darwin ducks around the Garchomp as it rears it head to attack, and deliveries several small but accurate jabs to the dragon's body, chipping away rapidly at the pokemon's strength.
Hail Storm
Hail falls for nine actions following the turn it is used.
Causes 2HP loss per action for non-ice types
Blizzard accuracy increases
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Skinny Dip’s Pond
Fishing rods are supplied for free, so sit back and see what you can land. Water types are abundant here,
but the soft land around is home to more than a few burrowing pokémon.
Round Seventeen
You apologise to Taco and start to pull back on your own rod. The reel is spinning and the line is dragging, but you put all your strength into pulling whatever it is beneath you, up to the surface. The shadow beneath the surface grows bigger, and with one final heave, you manage to surface the... big clump of weeds? Wait.. there's something buried in amongst the flora.
"Hey! Hey buddy!" the Poliwag gurgles from within the bundle "Could you do a wag a favour and get me out of this? I'm starving!"
- Wag a favour?
- Toss it back
Wag a favour please
Let's keep at him for a little longer. Again. Foresight any clones.
Otherwise Aqua Tail~Avalanche~Shadow Ball. We'll bounce around with this a bit more
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Emerald Gen.3's Safari Trek
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Caught
Skinny Dip’s Pond
Fishing rods are supplied for free, so sit back and see what you can land. Water types are abundant here,
but the soft land around is home to more than a few burrowing pokémon.
Round Eighteen
You put the rod to one side and reach out at the floating mass of weeds. Taco lends a hand, wrapping her vines around the ball and the two of you manage to haul it onto the boat. The little raft bows and rocks under the weight, but you start to pull at the weeds and throw them overboard, lightening the load. The little Poliwag inside starts to wriggle, loosening the vines even more until finally it hops out. Together you toss the remaining weeds over the side, leaving a slimy mess in the boat. Dinny Skips isn't going to like that. Oh well.
"Wow that feels so much better!" Poliwag chirps "Such a weight off my shoulders. If I had shoulders that is. That food can wait, I really need to stretch my muscles."
- Help Poliwag freshen it's muscles
- Throw it overboard
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead. Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty-Three
The Garchomp lets out a billowing roar and brings it's tail about to strike. Darwin mimics the move almost completely, but two different types of aura surround the appendages. Garchomp's rough bladed tail bears the chaotic energy of an ancient behemoth, whilst Darwin's the serene but wild blue of the ocean. The two tails meet, and the energies collide sending both pokemon on a reverse spin. Garchomp groans from the dizziness that came form that sudden reversal of movement, but quickly dives through the snow and claps his fangs down upon Darwin's neck. The mother pokemon bellows out in pain, but as the teeth dig deeper, the falling hail congregates high above them, sending an avalanche of snow and ice down upon the two pokemon, burying Garchomp completely, leaving Darwin just enough free roam to struggle free of the crunching grip. The ice and snow sizzle, and a rush of flame bursts through creating a hollowed cave of ice with Garchomp inside, rage filling his eyes. Darwin smirks, before tossing a ball of condensed shadows into the cave, sucking the confidence out of Garchomp and replacing it with horrors and dread.
Hail Storm
Hail falls for nine actions following the turn it is used.
Causes 2HP loss per action for non-ice types
Blizzard accuracy increases
alright I'll give Poliwag a hand and help him loosen up
Ok Darwin, let's take this home.
Crush Claw~Ice Punch~Rock Slide
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead. Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty-Four
Darwin swings a heavy closed fist around, backhanding the Garchomp and appearing to knock the pokemon's jaw out. The ancient monster screeches, and at once the lightly falling hail is swept up in a massive sandstorm. Darwin shields her eyes as grains of rock and dust grate against her skin. Garchomp grunts in an approximation of laughter, and his dark blue scales pale away to a sandy brown and he seems to vanish into the storm. Darwin's eyes dart around quickly, trying to locate her foe. Ice crystals form around her fist, ready to chill her foe, but the Garchomp is nowhere to be seen. A sudden rush of sand and rock flies at her, pushing her backwards and running her into the dune. She sluggishly pulls herself out of the ground, the bottom of her feet stinging from the forced movement. The grunting laughter is barely audible in the sandstorm, but picking up on it, the Kangaskhan can make out the outline and shadow of her foe. Pulling rocks and stones form the ground, she throws them out in a wide angle, several of them slamming into the ground shark as it began to rush towards her. Garchomp yells in outrage, and stumbles to the ground, thrashing around in anger and rage.
Sandstorm
Sand blows for nine actions following the turn it is used.
Causes 2HP loss per action for non-rock, ground or steel types
Emerald Gen.3's Safari Trek
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Skinny Dip’s Pond
Fishing rods are supplied for free, so sit back and see what you can land. Water types are abundant here,
but the soft land around is home to more than a few burrowing pokémon.
Round Nineteen
"You'll help? Well that's great. OK.. um lets see. Well.. hmm.. oh! Your Bulbasaur! Hey how about a quick fight, that's always a great way to stretch the old muscles! What do you say?"
- Battle?
- Not right now.
- Later, can you help me out here?
BTPoke's Safari Trek
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Grave's Yard
A frightening place where all the worst stories originate.
Home to Ghost and Dark type pokémon, you may find a rare Psychic type, but only the bravest dare tread here.
Round One
Arriving at Grave's Yard, the sun is hanging in the sky, casting a golden glow over the late afternoon. The gates to the grave yard are wide open, and there appear to be other trainers moving around inside, paying their respects or otherwise exploring the area. The Drowzee that brought you to the entrance politely coughs, and upon gaining your attention hands you back a thin, square item before disappearing in a puff of purple, semi-poisonous gas. The item is a black, undeveloped Polaroid. You turn it over, the reverse of the photograph has a large, perfect circle drawn in the middle, with the number 1998 hastily written in the corner.
- Explore Grave's Yard
- Look for something/one in particular
Let's just take a look around, maybe ask some people if they know anything about the polaroid.
Sunny Day~Dizzy Punch~Ice Punch
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Grave's Yard
A frightening place where all the worst stories originate.
Home to Ghost and Dark type pokémon, you may find a rare Psychic type, but only the bravest dare tread here.
Round Two
You head into the Graveyard and look to the assorted people and pokemon who are nearby. Time for some detective work! You don't have a deerstalker or pipe, but you mime putting one on and puffing thoughtfully for a moment, before frog stepping around a little. You quickly realise how ridiculous you look pretending to be a classic Sherlock Holmes and stop. You ask some of the people and pokemon who cross your path if they know anything about the Polaroid.
"Good heavens, I haven't seen a Polaroid for years now. Too much fancy technology these days!" *beep* "Oh my, you must excuse me I have a call on the Pokewalker."
"A photo is a doorway to another time and place. An undeveloped photo, is closed, but a door none the less. If you know the means to open it, then you can be taken to that place it represents."
"Hehehehekekekeke hohohoho awawawa alllalaalllalalla!!!"
"It's nice I suppose, but a little boring. 1998? Is that higher or lower than ten? I'm not very good with numbers."
"Are you here to pay tribute to those who have passed on to the next world? No? Then I have nothing to say to you."
The sage stares at you until you are forced to turn away from all the people and communal graves. You glance back over your shoulder, but he is still staring at you intently. Geez, issues! You turn the Polaroid over in your fingers several times. Nothing happens to it, and nothing catches your attention. Now what?
- Keep asking
- Explore
Hmmm... Let's look around a bit. Maybe I can find the spot where I first found that polaroid?
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Lets battle and we'll start off with Razor Leaf and then charge up a Solarbeam and shoot it off
DarkestLight's Safari Trek
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead.
Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty-Five
Garchomp stalks through the raging Sandstorm, which Darwin shgows little regard for. Letting out a billowing, maternal roar, the sands brighten as the sun above burns hotter and any clouds in the sky disperse. The sudden drying of the air and shift in pressure sends the sands plummeting to the ground, leaving Garchomp exposed and confused. He lets out a cry of frustration that seems to echo across all of the desert, every single reverb sending a shiver through Dawrin's body. In his outrage, Garchomp charges at Darwin, claws pitched forward and maw wide and beckoning. Darwin grows and slams her fist hard into the Garchomp's nose just as he leaps towards her. Garchomp makes a noise something between a snarl and a whimper, rolling to the floor and fighting to get a grip on his emotions and pull himself up. Confused and disorientated, the dragon king fails to see Darwin approach, and slam another fist down hard into his gut. Ice crystals race from her body to his, but quickly melt away again under the warmth of the desert sun.
Sunshine
Sun shines for nine actions following the turn it is used.
Fire damage increases | Water damage decreases
Thunder accuracy drops | Solar Beam charges shorter
Confusion
20% of hurting self | 20% of failing
Stackable (I, II, III)
I don't know what you're talking about..
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Grave's Yard
A frightening place where all the worst stories originate.
Home to Ghost and Dark type pokémon, you may find a rare Psychic type, but only the bravest dare tread here.
Round Three
You rack your brains trying to remember where you got the Polaroid from. You recall.. a forest.. primitive chess... gravestones.. food on your shoes.. wait, that was it! You didn't find the Polaroid on its own, you scavenged it out of the Absol grave digger's box of trinkets. Along with the Spooky Doll that served you wel in the past, the Polaroid was his property originally.
- Try to find the Absol
- Throw rocks at the Sage
Emerald Gen.3's Safari Trek
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Skinny Dip’s Pond
Fishing rods are supplied for free, so sit back and see what you can land. Water types are abundant here,
but the soft land around is home to more than a few burrowing pokémon.
Round Twenty
"Excellent! Let's do this!"
Poliwag swims back up a little bit, settles himself into the water and takes a long slow breath.
"On the count of three. One. Two. Three!"
As soon as he says three, a cloud of bubbles shoots out of his mouth and swells up around the boat. They pop and spray soapy water all over you, but Taco barely even registers them, shredding the ones in her path with a flurry of razor sharp leaves. They cut across the surface of the pond, stabbing into Poliwag as he tries desperately to dodge them.
"Hey that's sharp! Yowch!"
Taco smiles, and starts to glow, absorbing sunlight into her body and more importantly, to the bulb on her back. Poliwag gulps and dives under water, disappearing into the blue. Taco grumbles now that her target has gone, but the Poliwag quickly resurfaces and flicks a miniature wave at the boat with a forward flip and flick of his tail. The wave knocks the boat off kilter a little, and Taco's solar beam goes off target just enough to send the remainder of the beam burning through the pond, instantly evaporating some of the surface water and causing Surskit and Yanma to quickly scatter.
"Hey that could have been dangerous!" Poliwag yelps, bobbing up and own "You should be more careful! Was pretty cool though"
- Keep battling
- Throw up from sea-sickness
Rosalinda, you were with me last time we were here. If you sense any familiar presence, tell me, alright?
Meanwhile, I'll hop onto Cicero and we'll fly around in search of any absol.
BTPoke's Safari Trek
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Grave's Yard
A frightening place where all the worst stories originate.
Home to Ghost and Dark type pokémon, you may find a rare Psychic type, but only the bravest dare tread here.
Round Four
Ignoring the perfect round target of the Sage's head, you consult with Rosalinda. Considering the last time she was here, she was harassed by several ghosts and almost consumed by an evil spirit, she seems remarkably at ease. Perhaps the grace and wisdom that comes with evolution? In any case, she nods to confirm your plans, and she; along with Sake; joins you on Cicero's back to take an aerial view of the yard.
Cicero clears the ground and you are quickly looking down upon the entirety of Grave's Yard. Lit up by the sun, it's not that scary looking a place, mostly just graves, open areas and dense forest. You can't see anything through the canopy of the forest, except in little patches where the leaves have died away. Even then you don't see much, just shadows and more branches.
A hand touches your shoulder, and you look to Rosalinda. She points down, and you see two pokemon walking along a path.
Rosalinda nods and sends a brief memory into your mind, reminding you of the past.
- Descend and land
- Keep flying
Thanks, Rosalinda. Cicero, land us down by that houndoom and poochyena, please. Try not to scare either of them.
"hey, merv. Hey, eldins. Long time no see. Have either of you seen your dad as of late?"
Lets keep battling first use your Razor Leaf and then Vine Whip to tie him up and finally use Seed Bomb
Darwin, One more Ice Punch to knock him off kilter, and then Stomp him on the ground. If he is still conscious, I'll run over to him and tell him to stand down. If he insists on finishing this bout, then we'll finish it with a Fake Out.
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead.
Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty-Six
Reeling with confusion, Garchomp manages to barrell his body into Darwin, knocking her to one side, but she swiftly retaliates with another blinding punch of cold energy. Garchomp howls in pain, severely weakened by the attack. He twists to attack, but stumbles and falls, where Darwin stands over him, before stamping down hard on the back of his head, stomping his face into the sand. Almost lost to the world and grunting in pain, Garchomp spits sand out and snarls. You approach him, but keep your distance none the less.
"You're defeated." you say "Stand down, I wont give you this chance again."
"Never!" Garchomp's powerful cry thunders across the desert, and a sudden burst of energy causes a draconic aura to surround him as he hurtles towards you. Darwin appears from nowhere, clapping her hands together against his face, startling him and flinching his final attack. The sudden shock is enough to knock the pokemon out cold. The monster falls, but before he hits the ground a sandstorm swallows you up form behind, plunging you into darkness. You blink, and find yourself standing back in the Maos Temple, staring up at the statue.
A plinth appears to have been erected whilst you were battling, standing before the statue, you read the words etched onto it.
A furious battle, fought and won
Beneath the blazing desert sun
The knight stood fast, held his guard
Laid waste the desert king, Nevshard
The creaking sound of stone against stone alerts you to a doorway opening. You see another passageway leading down into another room.
- Take the next passage
- Deface the statue of Nevshard
::Joins in::
Recall thy Khan, rest be her reward
Then travel I shall, as I can afford
no time to dally, there is much to see
That statue shall remain faced to thee.
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Maos Temple
This Temple is hidden within the desert. Entering its halls is forbidden, for it connects the land of the living to the land of the dead.
Traps await any unlucky soul who wishes to find sanctuary from the heat here.
Round Fifty-Seven
Recalling Darwin for some well earned rest and smiling as you rhyme in your head, you leave the statue of Nevshard behind, and continue into the next room. The door closes behind you, leaving you sealed into another room, exactly the same as the last. In the middle of the room, is a space in the middle where a statue should be. As you approach the spot you bump into something. Reaching out, you can feel the rough surface of sandstone beneath your fingers, and the plains and spikes of a carved statue, but it is completely invisible to your eyes. On the wall, the familiar rhyming riddles materialise.
The swordsman's mind, a sharpened blade
Retain the focus, lest courage fade
A tricky foe can warp the mind
You cannot battle if you're blind
The second test, a feat of dare
How to strike what isn't there
Strength alone wont win your fight
Trust the wisdom of a dark night
You travel to a far flung time
Do battle with the head of crime
The standard foe, dark imperious
The question asked, why so serious?
- Why so serious?
Emerald Gen.3's Safari Trek
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Skinny Dip’s Pond
Fishing rods are supplied for free, so sit back and see what you can land. Water types are abundant here,
but the soft land around is home to more than a few burrowing pokémon.
Round Twenty
Taco shoots out another spray of razor sharp leaves that cut across the surface of the water and stab into Poliwag's soft skin. The water type yelps, but quickly retaliates by splitting into two. One real Poliwag, and one fake. Taco grimaces, aiming her whip for the nearest tadpole, and slapping it across the face. The poliwag vanishes under the impact, and the real Poliwag blows a raspberry at your misfortune, then starts clapping enthusiastically. Spurned by the encore from the opposing pokemon, Taco reaches out with a vine once more, and hits the water type on the head, pushing it down under the water. Poliwag resurfaces moments later, bobbing back up to the top and spraying a combination of mud and water at you and taco, leaving you both dirty and wet.
"Heheh, now you both look like I did earlier. Sorry, that was mean of me. But I feel great now, that little battle did wonders for my muscles, and it was fun too. If there's anything I can do for you, just let me know."
- Keep battling
- Ask Poliwag
- Leave Poliwag
(Really? Dark night, Why so serious. Real proud of yourself there, aren't cha XD! Awesome. So awesome.)
Why...so...serious?
Hrm. Feel the statue all over...Vigil, stand ready.
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