Return to Osloki Island! Mike vs. Rossy (Ref: Oslo)

[Mike Mysterio]

Let's go Yoshi

[Mike Mysterio]

Rossy?? I'm gettin this back on the first page

[Rossymore]

Oh it's me! Yeah, I was just thinking that I haven't seen any of my battles for a while. Let's see, ooh, those are some cool tutor moves, although nothing really that new.

Okay, Thunderbolt, Dragon Pulse, Thunderbolt.

[Rossymore]

Aaaaand now it's your turn.

[Mike Mysterio]

Dragon Dance, Dragon Claw, Ice Fang

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 10 ‡

Osloki watch impassively (the guy's not too expressive, is he?) as Mike releases his next Pokemon. A flash of light marks the entrance of a jolly, jumping Totodile. Unimpressed by this little munchkin, Hakuryu burns him alive with a quick touch of electricity. Mmm. Roasted gator be tasty. Yoshi yelps and fights back with a madcap dance routine which leaves him invigorated and ready for more.

Yoshi: <-15 HP; -4 EP; +1 Att; +1 Spd>
Hakuryu: <-8 EP>

The two fighters then swap off a couple of Dragon-type moves. Hakuryu cuts loose with an indigo pulse while Yoshi, on the other hand, puts those claws to good use with a few energy-infused swipes. Hakuryu takes more damage, but she doesn't seem ready to throw in the towel just yet.

Yoshi: <-11 HP; -6 EP>
Hakuryu: <-13 HP; -7 EP>

Since she clearly prefers her Totodiles well-done, Hakuryu makes with a second Thunderbolt. Twitching and shaking from the unpleasant jolt, Yoshi nonetheless keeps his head in the game... and he keeps his mouth in the game as well. He waddles over and sinks his icy fangs into Hakuryu's scaled tail, netting a wince from the serpentine creature. Nothing like a teething gator to really get on one's nerves.

Yoshi: <-15 HP; -5 EP>
Hakuryu: <-12 HP; -8 EP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Damage done to Yoshi was capped at 40%
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has three actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has two actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO to command next

[Mike Mysterio]

Aqua Tail on OSLOKI then Dragon Claw on Hakuryu twice

[Rossymore]

Use Protect in front of the statue to prevent Aqua Tail from succeeding. This time it will work dammit. Then Extremespeed the statue. If you're somehow alive third action, Thunderbolt Yoshi.

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 11 ‡

Hakuryu isn't long for this world, but hey, she's kicked so much behind that she really doesn't care at this point. Eager to cause a few more hijinks while she still can, she slithers in front of Osloki and raises a Protective bubble that envelops both her and the little tiki. Yoshi waddles up to the bubble and tries to break it with a flail of his tail, but the Protect holds strong.

Yoshi: <-7 EP>
Hakuryu: <-8 EP>

Snickering, Hakuryu drops the Protect and hits Osloki with a swift tackle. The statue accepts the blessing. The round (and Hakuryu as well) then comes to an end as Yoshi dishes out a mighty Dragon Claw. Rossy's mighty Dragonair tips over and falls.

Yoshi: <-6 EP>
Hakuryu: <-10 HP; -6 EP>

Osloki: <+8 HP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has one action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has ten actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE to release and command next

[Rossymore]

Okay, next up is Tinted Windows, my female Yanmega with Speed Boost.

Sunny Day, Bug Buzz, Shadow Ball.

[Oslo]

Don't forget, you hafta pick a Pogey you registered. They're listed on the first page.

[Rossymore]

...I did forget that yes. Sonans, you're up!

Okay, Safeguard, Encore, then Counter or Mirror Coat, depending on the move type, or, if a non attacking move, Charm! Hehehehehe.

This'll probably be my moveset for the whole time I use it.

[Mike Mysterio]

Yoshi use Surf on Osloki, then use Swords Dance

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 12 ‡

We continue as Rossy releases his third Pokemon, a blubbery blue whatchamacallit who salutes as she enters battle. Woooooobbuffet! Yoshi blinks, gives his head a shake and then turns to Osloki. He smothers the statue with a mighty tidal wave which brings the little tiki god to its limits. It flashes purple, accepts the blessing and then punishes Sonans by draining both health and energy from her. Wobb? When all is said and done, she bolsters her fighting spirits by treating herself to a Safeguard. Wobb!

Yoshi: <-7 EP>
Sonans: <-20 HP; -20 EP; -4 EP; Sgd>

Osloki: <+6 HP>

Yoshi then begins to madly dance around the joint, upping its offensive parameters. Impressed, Sonans begins slapping her polygonal hands together. Encore! Encore!

Yoshi: <-4 EP; +2 Att; Encored>
Sonans: <-4 EP>

Blushing, Yoshi is so pleased with Sonans's rousing response that he decides his dance solo can't end just yet. He redoubles his efforts and begins leaping about like an actor in a Gap commercial. However, Sonans smiles coyly and, for every speck of strength to suddenly enter Yoshi's body, a little bit vanishes. That Wobbuffet is just too gosh-darn Charming to attack with full power, right? Um. If you say so.

Yoshi: <-4 EP; +2 Att; -2 Att>
Sonans: <-4 EP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Sonans's Safeguard will remain in effect for six more actions
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has eight action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has seven actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO to command next

[Mike Mysterio]

Crunch, Shadow Calw, Crunch

[Rossymore]

Goody good. Counter all the way. And if I remember correctly, I won't be able to bless Osloki at all using those reflected moves, right? Hopefully we'll have taken out Yoshi by then anyway.

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡



‡ Round 13 ‡

Time for Sonans to show how much of a stone-cold badass she is.

Yoshi goes for a Crunch ANDTHENOHMANSHECOUNTERSITWTFOMGOMGOMG.

Yoshi: <-20 HP; -6 EP>
Sonans: <-13 HP; -8 EP; -1 Def>

Andandand Yoshi goes for a Shadow Claw now and it looks like Sonans isn't gonna be able to Counter it AHHHBUTTHENSHEDOESTHECROWDGOESWILDANDBYTHECROWDIME ANOSLOKIANDBYGOESWILDIMEANSITSTHEREANDDOESNOTHINGW TFWTFAHHHHHHHHHH.

Yoshi: <-20 HP; -5 EP; Torrent>
Sonans: <-13 HP; -8 EP>

So, like, Yoshi totally goes for another Crunch BUTLIKESHETHENCOMPLETELYCOUNTERSITLIKEHOWAWESOMEOM GSONANSHAVEMYBABIESACTUALLYONSECONDTHOUGHTDON'TTHA TWOULDNOTBENATURALBUTYOU'RESTILLCOOLANYWAYHEARTHEA RTLUVCALLME.

Yoshi: <-21 HP; -6 EP>
Sonans: <-14 HP; -8 EP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Damage done to Yoshi was capped at 40 HP
> Sonans's Safeguard will remain in effect for three more actions
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has five action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has four actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE to command next

[Rossymore]

Stupid damage cap. Ruining my fun.

Okay, Encore, then Counter/Safeguard whatever he's locked into. If a non-attacking move is locked, Charm.

And now I see why I'm the only person to own one of these things in ASB.

[Mike Mysterio]

Shadow Claw x3

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 14 ‡

Sonans and Yoshi seem to be whittling one another down at a fairly consistent rate... which is good, I guess? Play continues as Yoshi rips into Sonans with a piercing Shadow Claw, which leaves Sonans so impressed she just starts clapping and clapping. Encore! Encore! Yoshi blushes. Gawrsh. Looks like somebody just can't get enough of the spotlight

Yoshi: <-5 EP; Encored>
Sonans: <-13 HP; -4 EP>

Blushing furiously, Yoshi shows Sonans the true extent of his Shadow Clawery. His next attacks rips into the blue punchbag extra hard, dealing critical damage. How impressive! Sonans, however, fights back with an even more powerful hit. She winds back and then throws herself forward, throwing Yoshi to the water's edge. He struggles to get back up and then ultimately flops over. Game over for the little dino.

Yoshi: <-20 HP; -5 EP>
Sonans: <-17 HP crit; -8 EP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Sonans's Safeguard will remain in effect for one more action
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has three action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has two actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO to release and command next

[Mike Mysterio]

I'll send out Bones,

use a Focus Punch on OSLOKI then use a Sand Storm then use a Stealth Rock

[Oslo]

You only issued two attacks.

[Mike Mysterio]

Foucs Puch has to wait a turn to attack

[Oslo]

No, with Focus Punch the user focuses and attacks during the same turn. If its concentration is broken with an attack then Focus Punch fails, but otherwise it only takes one action.

[Mike Mysterio]

ok, thanks i edited my other post

[Rossymore]

Okay, so let's Encore the Pokemon after it punches Osloki and then Counter the Focus Punch. Thankfully, you have lower priority. But I doubt you'd really live it anyway. And especially not the curse.

[Oslo]

I did this for Mike, so I suppose I ought to do the same for you: was there a third move you wanted to use, Ross?

[Rossymore]

I'll survive a Focus Punch and the Osloki curse? Well if you insist, Safeguard.

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 15 ‡

Poor Sonans isn't looking so hot. As Mike summons a Cubone into battle, the Wobbuffet is only able to greet her with the weariest of salutes. Bones closes hwe eyes and charges up a mighty punch. Meanwhile, Sonans holds off and waits for the little skulled fighter to go nuts. Bones lunges forward and slugs Osloki in the face. Sonans then applauds obnoxiously. Though you can't see it what with her mask and all, Bones blushes. Gawrsh.

Sonan's Safeguard goes kaput.

Bones: <-13 EP; Encored>
Sonans: <-4 EP; Sgd no more>

Osloki: <+15 HP>

Bones closes his eyes and again hones his focus. Sonans then runs as quickly as a Wobbuffet can run, which isn't very quickly at all. The blue punchbag waddles between Bones and Osloki just as Bones opens his eyes. The Wobbuffet salutes. You shall not pass! Unable to hold in the Focus Punch, Bones swings her first forward and catches the blue blob in the face. Struck, Sonans leans backward... and then shoots forward with tremendous speed. Her forehead collides with Bones, sending her skidding through the sand. Wobb!

Osloki ain't happy. Sonans feels her vitality slipping through her fingertips... not that she, uh, has fingertips. But you get what I mean.

Bones: <-12 HP; -13 EP>
Sonans: <-8 HP; -8 EP; -6 Att; -5 Def; -4 SpA; -3 SpD; -2 Spd; -1 Eva>

Bones hides some jagged rocks here and there (fufufu!) while Sonans renders herself immune to pesky status effects. Welp.

Bones: <-4 EP>
Sonans: <-4 EP; SRk; Sgd>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Sonans's Safeguard will remain in effect for eight more actions
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has eight action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has nine actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE command next

[Rossymore]

I'm still alive? Buh? Well, if you can, Encore the damn thing into Stealth Rock. If not, ah well. *salutes*

[Mike Mysterio]

Bones, use a Aerial Ace as needed.

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 16 ‡

With a swift Aerial Ace, Bones knocks Sonans clear outta battle.

Welp. :U

Bones: <-4 EP>
Sonans: <-2 HP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> TEAM ROSSYMORE's Safeguard will remain in effect for seven more actions
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has seven action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has eight actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE release next
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO to command next

[Rossymore]

Alright, Scuttle, let's win this!

[Mike Mysterio]

Thunder Punch, Double-Edge, Thunder Punch

[Rossymore]

Watch out, I have a strategy coming...

Mud Sport, Rain Dance, Scald! Gain the advantage!

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 17 ‡

New blood! Flexing his pincers, Rossymore's Krabby takes to the beach and prepares to cut this bone-wielding weirdo down to size. It doesn't help that he smashes into a Stealth Rock upon his entry into the field. Er, not a great way to begin, but let's just put that behind us! Scuttle begins by splashing about in the wet sand, increasing his resistance to pesky Electricmakul attacks. Sure enough, this defensive measure is put to the test: Bones clobbers Scuttle with a sizzly punch and it doesn't do quite as much damage as it should. Huzzah! It works!

Bones: <-6 EP>
Scuttle: <-6 HP; -5 HP SRk; -4 EP; MSp>

Scuttle begins shimmying and hand-jiving in circles around Osloki. The island god then causes a downpour over the island, leaving everyone quite wet, much to Scuttle's delight. No fan of this dismal weather, Bones dive-tackles the Krabby in a bid for revenge. Fortunately, her helmet negates any and all recoil. Woot woot. Rock Head ftw.

Bones: <-10 EP>
Scuttle: <-12 HP; -4 EP>

As the rain continues, Scuttle goes for an offensive attack: Scald! The hot bath of steaming water leaving Bones feeling uncomfortably warm, so she returns the favour with yet another ThunderPunch. Again, it doesn't do quite as much damage, but it does leave the pleasant aroma of Alaskan king crab legs in the air. Somebody pass the butter.

Bones: <-18 HP; -6 EP>
Scuttle: <-6 HP; -6 EP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Scuttle's Safeguard will remain in effect for four more actions
> Unless overcome, Rain Dance will remain in effect for seven more actions
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has four action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has five actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE command next

[Rossymore]

Imma burn this thing. Scald until it does, then Surf the rest of the way.

[Mike Mysterio]

Turnder Punch all the way!!!

[Oslo]

TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO
versus
TEAM ROSSYMORE

Location: Osloki Island
Banned: Swapping and non-damaging healing moves
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡

‡ Round 18 ‡

The pitter-patter of rain keeps up as we continue into the next round. Scuttle lets another steaming bath of water fly, making Bones feel like a boiled yam, except not nearly as delicious. Bones responds with a piddly ThunderPunch which is once again weakened by Scuttle's muddy armour. Er, you saw how well that worked last time, didn't you?

Bones: <-18 HP; -6 EP>
Scuttle: <-6 HP; -6 EP>

Again, it's a Scald for a ThunderPunch. One does exorbitantly more damage than the other. Try to guess which!

Bones: <-18 HP; -6 EP>
Scuttle: <-6 HP; -6 EP>

And again, the two Pogeys exchange the same attacks. When everything has been said and done, Scuttle yawns, quite bored with how easy all this has been, while Bones moans. (lol rhyme) Looks like he's reached the damage cap. Oh, and he's been Burned. This is not the Cubone's day.

Bones: <-4 HP capped; -6 EP; Brn>
Scuttle: <-5 HP; -6 EP>

Bones takes Burn damage except, oh wait, he doesn't. Damage cap.

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Scuttle's Safeguard will remain in effect for one more action
> Unless overcome, Rain Dance will remain in effect for four more actions
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO has one action left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM ROSSYMORE has two actions left to bless Osloki or else suffer a curse
> TEAM MIKE MYSTERIO command next

[Mike Mysterio]

Earthquake Osloki, then use another Earthquake on Scuttle, last use a Endeavor on Scuttle