I got a boomerang from my step mother. She thought it would be a great exercise to venture to parks and boomerang the boomerang (is she implying I have no friends to chuck a ball with). I went out the back yesterday and threw it rather forcefully, and it went around the corner out of sight. I could no longer find it. I think it went over the neighbour's fence. Now I have to talk to them. Fuck 2013.