McDonphan's [Chat Thread]

[Kumori]

Can I order ketchup?

NO! That ketchup is mine! *runs off with ketchup*

[CaptainJigglypuff]

*CJ's Pikachu violently Thunderbolts Kumori*

THAT'S why I wanted it....

[Kumori]

NO! I love ketchup more! *summons Hydreigon* Oh wait... according to anime logic, a Pikachu would probably pwn my Hydreigon... dammit.

[Oslo]

Sup?

Also, endorsing Filet-o-Qwilfish.

*smokescreen*

OMG WHAT



But srsly, where've you been?

[Kumori]

OMG WHAT



But srsly, where've you been?

I am surprised he's not just a figment of Mr Oslo's imagination

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Well basically, working, stayed in Amsterdam for a while, playing billiard and just having a mild identity crisis. Life is so uncomprehensible, it's crazy. Trying to figure out what I want in life, set some goals, save up to travel, etc. Haha, sounds so cliche, but it's what I need to do. Did some courses in Europe, worked my ass off and got drunk. Oh and I'm going back to school in september, cheffing-school. All part of my big plan to work on a cruise-ship, meet some people, meet some new cultures and just have a (hard-working) blast.

Oh and I wrote a cocktailbook. Started my own mini-buisiness and experimented a lot. Started drumming as well, recorded some music, represented my party for the regional elections (politics I know), ran a youthhouse, but mainly thought about life, haha.

It's a bit confusing I know, but meh, so I am apparently.

So what did you guys do while I was absent? I'm curious.

[ChobiChibi]

I pined after you every single day you were gone.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Awww, Chobster <3

[Blademaster]

Wahey, welcome back, Melg!

Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, you're fucking fired!

Have a nice day.

[Knight of Time]

Well MLG, I came back to ASB a little over a month ago...things have been quiet for me (I'm not a ref right now, but I may consider reffing a mock battle again someday if I feel up to it), but I made a post one day in the previous chat thread for the first catch list of 2012 (now including B/W Pokemon)...that reminds me though, one of these days I have to update that list for 2013 (but please, don't ask me to do it on my 3DS XL I got last November; I don't think I can handle making huge posts with a lot of text in them on it).

[DarkestLight]

As for me Muggles, I'm on your exact same level. Thinking about life. Started doing stand up comedy-working on traveling nationwide in a few months once I get solid material. Trying to get the hell out of debt (btw, that cruise ship idea is fantastic, you seriously won't even realize its work, man.) and go somewhere else, oh and I get to go to jail in a few days So yeah. Alot of life choices some good, some bad. So keep your head up, it gets better

[Edretah]

Jail?

[Blademaster]

He's black.

[Edretah]

So?

[Ayeun]

He's black.

Nominated for the 2013 quote of the year!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Blademaster is so overpowered when it comes to those quote awards.

But MeLoVeGhOsTs being back is sweet, we have battled together like 4 times.

[Emerald_Gen.3]

Nominated for the 2013 quote of the year!

I second that!

[DarkestLight]

o.o Jail=a state of imprisonment. My job =jail. So yes, all that means Edretah is that I'll be working sickening hours during the winter in the next week for a while.

[Kumori]

Well I joined and that's... totally not really fascinating. Then I became a ref and asdfghjkl happened.

[DarkestLight]

Once you're a ref, it all hits the fan, lol. People want your blood.

[ChobiChibi]

Awww, Chobster <3

It's cos yer my ASB bitch, bitch <3

Anyway, could someone please tell me why this double choc chip muffin tastes so fruity? Thecakeisalie!

Also, DL, every time I see you on MSN it says you're on your Xbox. Add me bitch! Bexx0rz.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

p4r6g6777

[DarkestLight]

It's cos yer my ASB bitch, bitch <3

Anyway, could someone please tell me why this double choc chip muffin tastes so fruity? Thecakeisalie!

Also, DL, every time I see you on MSN it says you're on your Xbox. Add me bitch! Bexx0rz.

Bexx0rz? Bet. Ima be playing some SKyrim TONITE *Dragonborn finally can be his due to awesome mom sending him 55 bucks* I will addz J0o.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

o.o Jail=a state of imprisonment. My job =jail. So yes, all that means Edretah is that I'll be working sickening hours during the winter in the next week for a while.

DarkestLight's Boss used Imprision! It's Super Effective! DarkestLight must work 200 hours overtime and paid $10 per day.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Well yeah, we'll see how everything works out. I'm along for the ride of life, anyway

Sounds good guys, glad to see you safe and sound.

And fired, yup, well that's what happens when you don't show up for work for about six months. I deserved that. Also, I have the best record of y'all anyway, so bask in my (past) glory! Nah, gives me a new challenge that

*blows dust off pokeballs*

I'll warm up my team with a DL-drunk-battle. America vs. Europe's biggest drunks, seems nice.

[Edretah]

Yes MeLo is back! (its DCM btw just so your not confused MLG)

[Kumori]

Left school in agony. I've taken something, so hopefully I can be useful or ref something.

stupid pain...

[Blademaster]

Pain from...?

[Kumori]

Shall we say
Severe abdominal cramps, lower back pain and *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH CAWF*

[Blademaster]

...You're on your period?

[DarkestLight]

These things DO happen to *people, Blade :O

*I would have said women but now since Men like having babies, I suppose they can too :/

[Blademaster]

Lies. Lies and slander.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Lies. Lies and slander.

Thomas Beatie had a baby that HE carried himself. Actually he had THREE! And women say that men can't handle the pain of childbirth....

[RaZoR LeAf]

Thomas Beatie had a baby that HE carried himself. Actually he had THREE! And women say that men can't handle the pain of childbirth....

Thomas Beatie is genetically a woman, and bore a child in the womb 'he' still had. No amount of nipping, tucking and bottles of testosterone will change the fact that he was born a woman and used those female organs to bear a child. It was not a male pregnancy, is was a 'female on male hormones' pregnancy. He also had them by Caesarean and not through natural child birth. Men can't handle the pain of childbirth because they do not have a vagina to force a bowling ball out of. Sorry, but I have issues with people saying it was a male pregnancy when it clearly wasn't.

On the other hand, women will never know how painful it is to be kicked in the balls.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Thomas Beatie is genetically a woman, and bore a child in the womb 'he' still had. No amount of nipping, tucking and bottles of testosterone will change the fact that he was born a woman and used those female organs to bear a child. It was not a male pregnancy, is was a 'female on male hormones' pregnancy. He also had them by Caesarean and not through natural child birth. Men can't handle the pain of childbirth because they do not have a vagina to force a bowling ball out of. Sorry, but I have issues with people saying it was a male pregnancy when it clearly wasn't.

On the other hand, women will never know how painful it is to be kicked in the balls.

Beatie is STILL a man! And the women in Mortal Kombat 2 and Trilogy most certainly felt Johnny Cage's Low Blow judging how they cover themselves AFTER getting hit. Never understood that one....

[Blademaster]

On the other hand, women will never know how painful it is to be kicked in the balls.

Alright men.

How long can you last?

[Kumori]

Yeah, my period started yesterday. I get really severe cramping, so much so that I constantly have to carry around paracetamol and I've actually tried professional period cramp painkillers.

But the pain was horrible, everytime I stood up there was new pain somewhere else. I hate being a girl. WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS GO AND HAVE BABIES INSTEAD THANK YOU DO NOT WANT

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I love my dick. Just saying.

[RaZoR LeAf]

By Law, not by science. He is genetically still a woman, our science has not yet reached the stage where by we can rewrite the DNA of a human, otherwise we would have cured any number of diseases caused by genetic defects; Cystic Fibrosis, Down Syndrome, Sickle Cell, Haemophilia. There are no cases of a man giving birth, only transgender men.

So not the place to discuss this. How 'bout them pokemon?

[Knight of Time]

Yeah, I think the most recent talk here would be better suited for Mt. Moon...but what would become of TPM if there was a crossover of Mt. Moon and ASB?