WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY ARE ALL MY SLOTS FULLDJDFJDAKFJDAK
(will ref tho)
(also i love phd comics)
PKMN Trainer Dogfish44 would like to battle!
Format: 2v2 Singles
Banned Moves: None
Chills/Recoveries: ∞
DQ: 3 Days
Arena: Unown Soup
The battlers are on a solid platform in the middle of a giant bowl filled with delicious broth - so giant, that you could feed a small country with it. In the soup, there is one of each letter Unown floating in around aimlessly. They are all close enough to pick up, and a battler may use one action each round to use any move that begins with that letter. Once an Unown is used, it cannot be used again. Example orders would be Rock Smash ~ Unown B (Bolt Strike) ~ Tackle. There is no penalty for grabbing an Unown. There are also no restrictions on the moves you can use - although those using Dive are recommended to shower once the battle ends.
"So then, welcome to the soup. I've been busy with another ASB for a while now, but I can manage 2 I reckon. Let's see who wants to play - the honour of releasing first is yours, whoever you may be!"
Last edited by Dogfish44; 19th June 2013 at 08:00 PM.
Back bitches
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY ARE ALL MY SLOTS FULLDJDFJDAKFJDAK
(will ref tho)
(also i love phd comics)
Haha, nice to see you're still around man. And you nominated me most missed, so <3
Thanks for picking up the reffing as well ^_^
Back bitches
I think I have a slot open so i will take you on!
I shall start with Lickilicky! F Own Tempo
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
"Greetings! Now then, Venn, my female Banette, will tackle you! She, like myself, suffers from unusual amounts of Insomnia."
Unown F [Fake Out] ~ Taunt ~ Toxic
IF Magic Coat is issued against Taunt, THEN use Shock Wave that action, AND push actions back
Back bitches
Me First ~ Cover your ears and Unown D (Dark Pulse) ~ Finish with Protect
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
Goddamn it. I missed it!
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HOLY FALSIKDHFASD OMFG >O!
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Entertaining quotes!
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IKR!!
TEAM DOGFISH44
vs.
TEAM EDRETAH
LOCATION: unown soup DQ TIME: three days BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
• PRE-ROUND •
A • B • C • D • E • F • G • H • I • J • K • L • M • N • O • P • Q • R • S • T • U • V • W • X • Y • Z
• ROUND ONE •
Salutations, dudes and dudettes, and welcome to the battle of the century! Or if not that, then decade. Or if not that, year. Or month. Minute? Welcome to the battle of the minute! Dogfish44 has returned from self-imposed exile and will take on the Artist Formerly Known as Darth CookieMonster for bragging rights! The trainers release. Dogfish summons a Banette whom I remember intimately while Edretah goes for his tried and tested Lickilicky. Okay, enough preamble! Let the actual amble begin!• POST-ROUND •
A • B • C • D • E • F • G • H • I • J • K • L • M • N • O • P • Q • R • S • T • U • V • W • X • Y • Z
NOTES:
• At 0 EP, Pokemon will lose 1 HP for every 2 EP consumed
• I originally had Venn's ability listed as "banette" and when I noticed I burst out laughing because it's just been that kind of day
• TEAM EDRETAH to command next
Last edited by Oslo; 21st June 2013 at 11:53 AM.
Unknown T (Taunt) ~ Shadow Bll ~ Uknown H (Hypnosis)
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
"Hi Darkest, nice to see ya (To see ya nice). Anyway, let;s see if I can get back into this! Perhaps we can start by nabbing that Unown T before he can..."
Unown T (Toxic) ~ Will-O-Wisp ~ Taunt
Back bitches
You better slurp that shit up Licki. What else is a toungue good for? hahaha
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
TEAM DOGFISH44
vs.
TEAM EDRETAH
LOCATION: unown soup DQ TIME: three days BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
PRE-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
ROUND TWO LICKILICKY [-3 HP; -2 HP] is given a bit of grief from both her Toxin and Burn.
POST-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NOTES:
Unless overcome, Lickilicky's Taunt will remain in effect for five more actions
TEAM DOGFISH44 to command next
"So, they're Poisoned, Burnt, and can't get rid of it? This seems like a fun time to be a mean person!"
Unown L (Low Kick) ~ Foul Play ~ Body Slam
IF Unown S is available A2, THEN use Unown S (Sand Tomb) A2
Back bitches
Oslo, can you clarify for me wether or not Taunt includes moves from the unown letters?
If not:
Unown H (Heal Bell) ~ Unown M (Mirror Coat) ~ Shadow Ball
If so:
Shadow Ball ~ Facade ~ Shadow ball
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
(Just popping in to say I'll be away till Monday, shouldn't change anything but it's polite to mention)
Back bitches
You can still use the letters if you're Taunted, but only if the move you're using isn't affected by Taunt. So Unown R (Rock Slide) is fine but Unown R (Recover) is not.
TEAM DOGFISH44
vs.
TEAM EDRETAH
LOCATION: unown soup DQ TIME: three days BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
PRE-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
ROUND THREE LICKILICKY [-5 HP; -3 HP] is treated to more Toxic/Burn shenanigans.
POST-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NOTES:
Unless overcome, Lickilicky's Taunt will remain in effect for two more actions
TEAM EDRETAH to command next
Unown P (Pain Split) Shadow x2
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
?
I'm afraid that your orders appear to be missing something - whilst I assume that's:
"Unown P (Pain Split) ~ Shadow Ball ~ Shadow Ball"
I can't order until the order set is clarified =(
Back bitches
Im sorry! Yes thats what it was supposed to be. I was under the influence when I posted I apologize
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
"Posting Drunk? I'm... offended!"
Curse ~ Imprison (Shadow Ball) ~ Unown S (Sacred Sword)
Back bitches
TEAM DOGFISH44
vs.
TEAM EDRETAH
LOCATION: unown soup DQ TIME: three days BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
PRE-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
ROUND FOUR LICKILICKY [-7 HP; -3 HP; -13 HP] is afflicted by her many, many statuses.
POST-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NOTES:
TEAM DOGFISH44 to command next
"Whoops, my bad."
Taunt ~ Thunderbolt ~ Return
IF Protect A1, THEN change actions to Unown R (Recover) ~ Taunt ~ Thunderbolt
Back bitches
Block you ears, and use Ice Beam. Double Team ~ Shadow Ball
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
TEAM DOGFISH44
vs.
TEAM EDRETAH
LOCATION: unown soup DQ TIME: three days BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
PRE-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
ROUND FIVE LICKILICKY [-9 HP; -3 HP; -6 HP] is finished off by her Toxin, Burn and Curse.
POST-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NOTES:
TEAM EDRETAH to release and command next
Alrighty... I choose Gengar! M with Levitate
Shadow Punch x3
If he uses a Status move, use Protect.
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
"OK, one last push now..."
Toxic ~ Will-O-Wisp ~ Toxic
Back bitches
-__________________________-
Edretah
Level 90 Tauren BM/Survival Hunter
VS SEEKER
"Kind and courteous is a life I've heard, but its so nice to say that we played in the dirt."
-Jason Mraz
^__________________________^
Back bitches
TEAM DOGFISH44
vs.
TEAM EDRETAH
LOCATION: unown soup DQ TIME: three days BANNED: n/a MISC.: n/a
PRE-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
ROUND SIX GENGAR [-2 HP] feels his Burn flare up gently.
POST-ROUND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NOTES:
TEAM DOGFISH44 to command next
"This little exchange has been fun, no? I believe that we should conclude this first exchange now though."
Shadow Sneak ~ Shadow Sneak ~ Shadow Sneak
Back bitches
"Knock knock!"
Back bitches
Yeah, this has stalled
Would it be rude to call DQ here?
Back bitches
Nah, he's been DQ'd in a couple of his other battles.Edretah, come baaaack! *puts out a saucer of milk*