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So, the last time I made a concerted effort to give away Pokemon was in 2010. That's far too long. I won't cop out and do ref rewards and stufff yet this year. Not like there's much time, next week is August.

To cull the in-fighting of my clans; I've decided to remove a good swath of them and reassign their order. Instead of just having them go free-fall though, I've hand picked fighters that should go well with the teams that I've seen EXPLODE over the last month.

Now don't worry. If you don't like the gift, that's cool. I just hope you do n_n.

So. Let's begin.

Darth_jack: Newcomer to this ASB, and eager to make a story out of it. I believe you're the newest blood, so I'm going to give you two of my older fighters. Since youre' hunting down folks that use Ice and Rock types, I figure stealth may be your friend.

In that case, Ol' Tumor here is ready and willing to help. He's my Male Weezing. He'll keep ya undercover while you exact revenge.

Also, I'd like you to have Cassidy. She's my Femme Delibird with Hustle-and could be a great lure for those Ice loving rivals of yours.

Techy: Hey hey hey. Yeah I just wanted to type that. I took some time and thought about getting you another Magnemite, but that would be hilariously redundant. So instead, I decided you might want a Pokemon that can help all your sand/rock/ground/steel types out.

Ol Bertha here, my F Hippowdon with Sand Stream, fits the bill (I hope :d)
And, Bertha comes with a partner. Celadine F Gastrodon with Storm Drain! Gotta love being able to soak your foes while chilling in a Sandstorm!


Aura: Seriously, the artistic folk have come out, and I love every moment of your time here. I hope you stick around too, all you newbies are a breath of fresh air. So, to complement your team, I figured you need a presence that was a bit unique.

Wrekin' Ball comes to mind immediately. Sure, its a F Shuckle with Sturdy-and I think it actually gives you more coverage than the lil guy might let on. But in addition to that, I'd like you to have 2 small stones and 2 Large Stones. Insurance for when you wanna get a few folks leveled up n_n

Now, we move onto Turtleshotz. Yeah buddy. I know you were writing for this. You still have a small team, unless of course you didn't update your Seeker. In any event, I'd like you to have this Tentacool with Liquid Ooze as its Ability. She's a fun one, but I haven't had the time to properly care for her.

Hrm. Who's next. Ampharos. Now, logically, one shoudl get you an electric type. I say nay. Why? Cause your team lacks a quirky member. Well, let me bequeath upon you David Blaine, my M Hypno. He's an insomniac and a pure Psychic type, as well as a heavy hitter that's sure to make you even more of a challenge.

But...that's not enough. Let's get a big, strong, scary one up and going as well. Juggernaut F Heatmor with White Smoke. Go burn a few bridges down!

Kirby97: Long time man. Yeap. Over a month and hardly any interaction. So let me start with imparting Watchmen, my Claydol with Levitate to you. Yeah it looks funny, but its awesome, and its fat, like Kirby.

Hrm. Sticking with the chubz theme, you can also have Stalinsekt-a Foretress with Sturdy I was given years ago. He's more than done his role with me, and I feel he'll have a fun home with you.

Emerald Gen.3: O ho ho. One of two people that poke and prod and pester me to get approved. Now its MY turn. So, here's my problem. You're one of the folks who's team exploded ridonkulously. Add to that having possible one of the best sprite jobs in this ASB that I am so jelly I didn't think of...

..but I got you. Once my Gym is ready again, we'll battle and we'll see just how well this Lloyd Irving is...but in the meantime, take Coelocanth M Relicanth with Rock Head. You don't have many Rock types and this one is oft overlooked.

Aerbrodactyl: Possibly the most vocal of the newbies. And that's fine. Standing by your choices and statements is something I respect. So then I looked over your team and who I could give you...

And I saw that you don't yet have anyone to smash some faces in...
Ironhide M Aggron with Rock Head fits the bill, wouldn't you say? Yeah, I thought so too. Enjoy, he's smashed quite a few faces in my heyday.

And now we get to Kumori: Man, like I said, the artists hit up and we're so appreciative to have more of your ilk here. Now, you're a hard person to read. Even looking at your team, I'm a tad confused as to what to really give you. You seem to have just about all the gamuts I could cover.

Then I really thought about it, and went back to the drawing board.
I figured I could give you 5 freecatch/Evo's of your choice. This way, I don't just saddle you with something in the sake of trying to make it fit.

Now we get to Oslo 2.0. aka Puma: You come in here, revolutionize reffing templates once more and just take us by storm. And then your team asplodes. But I think, even within the explosion, it's a bit challenging for you right now.

So here are 10 eggs. Don't care how you divy them up. 10 eggs, ten mysteries, ten ways to spread the love


And that's part one. Will have a new post with part II hopefully. Just realized there's a Drifloon I got 3 years ago that I can't find anymore...
Hey, thanks DL! I can use them in my theoretical gym team!