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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Cynder broke her collarbone during her quest for Giratina, iirc, but I think you're the first to break limbs.

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• sunshine fields
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FORTY-FOUR •

    You summon Darwin and hobble into her pouch. The young Kangaskhan child peers at your wounds sadly. Darwin is able to proceed onward, though the weight is more than she's used to carrying. Her hopping is a little on the slow side. She'll definitely make it to Crush Quarry, but it's going to take some time.

    "I'm afraid of what will happen by the time we get there," Manaphy says, following along beside you. "DarkestLight, listen. I have an idea. You don't need me. You need my Heart Swaps, but you don't need my soul. Let me Heart Swap with you. You take my body and I take yours. You can keep going to Crush Quarry and you'll have the power to use Heart Swap and set everything right again. I'll stay back and try to find someone to Heal Pulse your injuries before a severe bacterial infection sets in and you need to get those puppies amputated. Whaddya say?"

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [VIRIZION]
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    25 HP • EP 10
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    DARWIN [COBALION]
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    75 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    MANAPHY
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    N/A

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    What? No, are you crazy? I'm not going to leave you out here to suffer in my battered body. Besides, you don't wanna feel this pain, its a bit surreal right now.

    No we keep go--AAAAH! ::Moved leg funny, slouches.:: Sorry for screaming, lil one :;Pat baby:;

    -.- I don't like this at all, but it would help Darwin out weight wise as well. Let's set my body over by some trees, so at least you are close to some shelter if something happens....But you'll need to teach me how to use Heart Swap prior to swapping, cause my arm doesnt work.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• sunshine fields
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FORTY-FIVE •

    You ultimately give in to Manaphy's suggestion. Darwin takes you over to a towering oak and sets you down in the shade.

    "Heart Swap is super easy," Manaphy says, nodding. "All you have to do is spend a good minute thinking as hard as you can about the things that make you happy. I'll do it right now. See, I'm imagining I'm lounging on a warm beach by the water and I have a cool drink and all my best friends are around me and it's the greatest thing in the whole wide world."

    Manaphy smiles as it concentrates. A blue light surrounds his body and, after a long pause, a pair of hearts swim out in front of its body. Manaphy snatches up one of them and the other floats over to you. It bursts upon contact and the world around you starts to spin. When it slows to a stop, you find yourself sitting under the same oak tree, only now you're looking at a familiar young man whose arm and leg are injured. You raise a hand, except it's not a hand; it's blue and has no fingers.

    "And that's Heart Swap!" the man says, wincing through pain.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [VIRIZION]
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    keen eye


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    35 HP • EP 20
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    DARWIN [COBALION]
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    85 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

    TEAM ALLIES

    MANAPHY
    Last edited by Oslo; 22nd December 2014 at 07:19 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Mistress, I'd like to get you someplace safe first. Perseus, find out if Oread knows any safe places for her to camp out in.
    -Grey

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    Think about the things that make you happy...Ok. I think I got it.

    I'm sorry things are like this right now Manaphy, but I'll be back as fast as we can.

    Darwin, let's go fix these Swordsmen! I should be much lighter.

    And man, its gonna be odd not having fingers....

    Crush Quarry, let's do this!

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    GREYFOX'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• shinsuke island
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • poké ball x1
    • great ball x1
    • ultra ball x1
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND EIGHTY-EIGHT •

    You get Perseus to ask Oread where Mistress Miyako can camp out.



    "I can think of two places," Oread says. "There's a cave on the northeastern shore where a bunch of the local Pokemon are gathered. They're hiding from Vulcan. Many of their loved ones have been taken prisoner. Also, if memory serves me right, there's a colony of Corphish and Crawdaunt living in a coral reef not far off the southern shore. They're good Pokemon. I'm sure they'd allow your friend to stay with them."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM GREYFOX

    PERSEUS
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    ZYUU
    m
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    ANIMIKII
    g/l
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    70 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    TEAM ALLIES

    PAN
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    scrappy


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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    MISTRESS MIYAKO
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FORTY-SIX •

    Manaphy hands over your possessions, including Vigilance's Pokeball, and you store them in Darwin's pouch. With the load significantly lightened, Darwin hops off at a breakneck pace. You tear through Sunshine Fields as the landscape slowly becomes more and more rugged. You eventually cross the threshold into Crush Quarry. Peering down at the great basin, you see Team Aqua and Team Magma are engaged in a vicious battle.







    They've all released Water- and Fire-type Pokemon, which are trading off powerful attacks. Errant moves are striking the rocky landscape, slowly destroying your surroundings. Meanwhile, local Pokemon continue to climb out of the flooded mining tunnels. They're sopping wet.



    "Senka, Father, Terrakion and Keldeo don't seem to have arrived yet," Cobalion says. "We are fortunate in that regard."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [VIRIZION]
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    keen eye


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    DARWIN [COBALION]
    f
    scrappy


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    Last edited by Oslo; 22nd December 2014 at 08:00 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Let's find the Pokemon, and maybe in my current form, we can kill two birds with one stone.

    We'll let them know the swordsmen are on their way, as well as us being here to help them. But lets do this one at a time. First, let's help the Pokemon that are sopping wet and get them to safety

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    (518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.

    (801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.




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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FORTY-SEVEN •

    Without any of the Aqua or Magma grunts noticing, you climb down some rocks into the basin and quietly gesture for Mienfoo and Axew to follow you. They seem surprised to see a Manaphy here in the middle of all this chaos, but they follow you nonetheless.



    You then climb back up the rocks and search around the perimeter of Crush Quarry for the displaced Pokemon you encountered before. Sure enough, after a few minutes of searching, you locate them in the shade of a tall rock formation. Their numbers have increased since you were last here.







    "Manaphy, you're back," Larvitar says, "and you don't have that human with you."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [VIRIZION]
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    keen eye


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    DARWIN [COBALION]
    f
    scrappy


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A
    Last edited by Oslo; 22nd December 2014 at 09:09 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Let's run, but stay on guard.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    ::Thinks.::

    Yes. The human was injured while trying to get back to help, but he sent his Pokemon to help me with what he promised.
    Terrakion and his brothers are on the way to help rid this area of these insolent humans. When they arrive, we'll attack together to drive them out!

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    (801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.




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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-ONE •

    You don't wait around to discover the source of the voice. Instead, you bolt down the street as quickly as you can, while also maintaining your guard. You run and run and run, quickly losing track of how long you've been keeping up this pace. Eventually, you hear Senic panting behind you.

    "BTPoke, I can't run any further," he wheezes. "Please, we need to stop and rest."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


    TEAM ALLIES

    SENIC
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    100 HP • EP 20
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FORTY-EIGHT •

    You explain to the Crush Quarry Pokemon that you plan to drive out Team Aqua and Team Magma once Terrakion and his comrades arrive.








    "Please, Manaphy, we don't have time," the Boldore says with a note of desperation in his voice. "My children are still inside the mining tunnels. The Mega Blastoise have stopped their assault, but most of the lower tunnels are flooded and I'm afraid my children will drown."

    Some of the other Pokemon anxiously murmur in agreement. It seems like several of them still have loved ones inside the mines.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [VIRIZION]
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    keen eye


    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    RECALLED
    DARWIN [COBALION]
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    100 HP • EP 100
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Alright, let's find the nearest safe spot and rest there.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-TWO •

    You decide to rest. You see a small, one-room Poke Mart with a smashed front window and climb inside. The shelves appear to have been looted clean, but it will provide some shelter for now. As you and Senic regather your strength, you peer out into the street. Senic draws a sharp breath. Waddling down the street is... a horde... of...






    ...Jigglypuff zombies.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


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    SENIC
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 30
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Then we go in now.
    But lets not all rush in at once, that could be bad. Instead, lets surround the area and cause a localized fissure so it only affects the humans and gets them away from where we need to get into the caves to rescue them.. While this happens, we can get your children out without them getting in the way.

    ::releases Vigil:: go and see if Terra is within sight. If so, join us by causing a Hurricane to help hamper the humans and their Pokemon.

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    (801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.




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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    I'm gonna whisper to Senic.

    "Don't make any loud noises. If they're attracted to our position, we're done for. We just need to wait it out until they pass, alright?"

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FORTY-NINE •

    You make a plan and summon Vigilance. You crawl back down into the basin where the battle is occurring. Darwin lets out a roar and creates a mighty Fissure, corralling the humans away from the entrance to the mining tunnels. They shout at you with frustration and confusion. The Mega Blastoise, who have been pumping water into the tunnels this whole time, stop what they're doing. They look down into the grinding chasm of rocks you've created and decide to tiptoe backwards instead.



    Vigilance, who has been scouting overhead, lets out a squawk to indicate that the Musketeers are approaching the area. Suddenly, gale-force winds erupt as Vigilance uses a Hurricane. Inclement weather consumes the quarry. Ain't nobody gonna stop you from performing a rescue mission now!

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

    VIGILANCE [VIRIZION]
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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 90
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    100 HP • EP 72
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

    N/A

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    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-THREE •

    Crouching in the Poke Mart, you keep quiet in hopes that the Jigglypuff horde won't notice you.






    Their movement is awfully slow, which makes the wait rather excruciating. Sure enough, after a solid minute, the Jigglypuff zombies pass on down the street and are out of sight.

    "Phew," Senic says, leaning back against an empty shelf. No longer bolted to the floor, the shelf wobbles back and forth before eventually falling to the ground with a tremendous clattering noise. Senic claps his hands to his mouth.

    You wait in silence. This is it. Surely this is it. They had to have heard that. There's no way they're not going to come and eat your brains. However, miraculously, nothing happens. You've been spared...

    ...except, no, you really haven't. The Jigglypuff zombies reappear out in the street. In unison, they start waddling toward the Poke Mart with a look of hunger in their big red eyes.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Ok Now. Larger folks like Onix, get in there and use your bodies like rope so the little ones can climb on and out

    I'll need some of you with me for deterrent, start battering them with Rock Slides. If a few of ya can make a Sandstorm over their general area, that would help wonders!

    Darwin, another Fissure to give us some much needed space. Vigil get down here, no need for you to get shot out of the air again.

    I'll scout in the tunnels to see if anyone is stuck-since I'm watery now

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    WE NEED TO MOVE!

    we need to go into the back rooms, find a backdoor to this place. There has to be one!

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Side Note: Zombiepuffs ROTF.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY •

    Your teammates and some of the displaced locals help to evacuate the mining tunnels, but you spy a few passageways that are completely flooded. Since you're presently occupying the body of a Water-type Pokemon, you dive in and happily discover that you're able to breathe under the surface. Huzzah! You use your flippers to propel yourself through the maze of flooded tunnels. When you eventually come back up, you find yourself in a large underground cavern. Water has filled most of the room and only a small air pocket separates the surface from the rocky ceiling. Glancing over, you see a few Pokemon are clinging to a narrow ledge. They all seem to be children.



    "Help!" one of them shouts, trying hard to keep his balance. "I can't swim!"

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •
    Last edited by Oslo; 24th December 2014 at 02:29 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-FOUR •

    The zombie Jigglypuff horde continues its approach, but you decide you're not going to become some undead puffball's lunch entree.






    You and Senic clamber through a door into the back area of the Poke Mart. You find yourself in a very small storage room, which has already been looted clean. At the very back is another door, which you open. Thankfully, you find yourself outside in a back alleyway. Hooray! Freedom!

    Or... not.

    You look left. Twenty feet away, a zombified Espurr blocks the mouth of the alley.



    You look right. Twenty feet away, another zombified Espurr blocks the other mouth of the alley.



    Meanwhile, you can hear the Jigglypuff horde climbing into the Poke Mart through the smashed front window.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    *looks up senic's moveset*
    WHAT!? YOU CAN LEARN SHADOW SNEAK!?

    "hey, senic, got enough energy left for a shadow sneak?"

    If I'm correct, it can be assumed shadow sneak can be used as (at least short distance) transport?

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-FIVE •

    You face down one of the zombie Espurr and get Senic to use Shadow Sneak.



    He grabs a hold of your arm and all goes black as you melt into the shadows. When you emerge back into the physical world, you find yourself on the other side of the Espurr. Your plan was a successs! Espurr turns around and stares at you dully. Instead of staying to chat, you make a break for the adjoining street and continue trekking toward the radio tower.

    After a while longer, you eventually see it: a tapered steel structure looming over the adjacent buildings. As you draw closer, roughly two hundred feet from the base of the radio tower, you see that the entrance is blocked by a group of zombified Loudred.



    Of course it is.

    "I don't know if my Shadow Sneak has enough distance or precision to get us under that front door," Senic says.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


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    Last edited by Oslo; 24th December 2014 at 02:02 AM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Do you think you have enough energy to create a rock slide? If we have you use rock slide on a separate location, that might draw the zombies to it long enough for us to make our entrance.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-SIX •

    You ask if Senic has enough energy to use Rock Slide.

    "I believe I do, yes," he says with a nod.

    He gives his arms a wave. A number of boulders materialize and tumble downward into an empty lot a good distance from the radio tower. Five of the Loudred decide to investigate the ruckus and start heading in that direction.



    The other two Loudred notice the ruckus, but don't seem particularly interested in checking out the rocks. They continue to prowl around in front of the entrance.



    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    I can't carry all of you. Can any of you swim? Cause if so, the ones that can swim can help carry the ones that can't. I can use dive to help us breathe underwater.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Ugh, damnit. Senic, what do you think we should do?

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-SEVEN •

    You ask Senic what he thinks you should do.

    "I might be able to freeze them both in place with a Disable + Disable combo," he says. "Maintaining it long enough for us to get inside will be tricky, but I think it can be done. Alternatively, I could run up to them and get them to chase me away from the entrance long enough for you to slip inside. Even if they catch me, as a Poison-type, I might be immune to the virus. Mayor Garbodor seemed to think Poison-types would be immune... but I guess she was wrong about a lot of stuff. I'm willing to take the risk if it might help us fix all of this, though."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


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    Last edited by Oslo; 25th December 2014 at 01:51 AM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-ONE •

    You get the weak swimmers to grab onto the strong swimmers and use Dive. Oxygen bubbles appear around the Crush Quarry children's heads. They still look a little apprehensive, but they nonetheless hop after you into the water.



    They don't seem to like the water, especially the ones with a weakness to that particular element, but they're able to follow along with you as you lead them through the flooded mining tunnels toward the exit. After a good minute or two, you emerge back outside with the children safely in tow. The children join up with their parents, who look overjoyed. The battle between Team Aqua and Team Magma still seems to be continuing, albeit on the far side of Darwin's Fissures.

    "I think we got all the Crush Quarry Pokemon evacuated, DarkestLight," Elegance says with a nod.

    Glancing up at the rim of the quarry, you see four familiar figures gazing down at the ensuing chaos.



    "Humans, listen!" Senka booms. "Your hubris has carried on far too long. You have used the homes of innocent Pokemon as the location of your petty disputes for far too long. We are here to destroy you... and then we will destroy every other human who continues to set foot in the Safari Zone! If it takes violence and bloodshed to turn the Safari Zone into a safe place for Pokemon to exist, then so be it."

    "I wonder if I'm the only one who finds it peculiar that Senka and Father, two humans, are waging a war against their own kind?" Cobalion murmurs.

    Suddenly, the Boldore you encountered earlier tugs at your flipper.



    "Manaphy, please, my other child is still inside," he says. "Someone said they last saw her exploring the Underground Mausoleum, the section of the mining tunnels furthest beneath the earth where fossils are all located. Please, I need you to swim down there and try to find her."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •

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    Last edited by Oslo; 24th December 2014 at 11:37 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    ....ok. Just make sure that the horsemen don't leave before I get back. Back I go.

    Swim to find this kid.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:

    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-TWO •

    You head back into the flooded tunnels to find the one remaining Pokemon. You swim around for a good while in search of the Underground Mausoleum, though navigating the area proves to be a little tricky. Eventually, you find a marked mine shaft with an arrow pointing downward, so you follow the tunnel until you find yourself in a particularly narrow and cramped part of Crush Quarry. You surface and see that there's a tiny air pocket of no more than a couple of inches separating the ceiling from the water. You look around for the missing Pokemon. You don't see anything right away, but there's a lot of mausoleum left to search and it's awfully dark down here.

    Suddenly, a chunk of rock falls from the ceiling, creating a small hole that water begins to stream through. Another rock falls, allowing even more water to enter the mausoleum. You realize that all the weight of the water that has flooded the upper chambers is ever so slowly causing this area to cave in.

    An Old Amber dislodges from the ceiling and bops you on the head. Ow.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

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    Last edited by Oslo; 25th December 2014 at 02:08 AM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    o.O! I'm gonna take that Old Amber and press on.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    DARKESTLIGHT'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• crush quarry
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:


    • ultra ball x2
    • fresh water x2
    • old amber x1
    CATCHES:ditto

    • ROUND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-THREE •

    As though Crush Quarry itself were handing you a Christmas present, you take the Old Amber and continue searching for the lost Pokemon. Eventually, you find her: a Roggenrola desperately clinging to the jagged wall as water rushes around her and the air pocket grows smaller and smaller.



    Roggenrola catches sight of you and seems startled.

    "What... what's going on?" Roggenrola says, sounding panicked. "A Manaphy? You did this, didn't you? You must be the reason everything is flooding and caving in! I'll... I'll fight you!"

    Suddenly, Roggenrola shoots off a Smack Down that goes wide and strikes the ceiling. A slab of rock bigger than you containing both Jaw and Sail Fossils falls and misses you by inches, allowing even more water to violently gush into the mausoleum. You don't have much longer before this entire place is flooded or caved in or both.

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •
    Last edited by Oslo; 25th December 2014 at 01:47 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    Yeah, well, you're too tired to do either, so for your safety we'll not do that. Let's sneak around the building to see if there's a back entrance.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-EIGHT •

    You sneak around to the back of the radio tower. You don't see a back entrance, but you do see an Ultra Ball nestled in a patch of withered grass.



    Score!

    "My Acid Spray attack might be able to eat a hole in the wall that we could climb through," Senic suggests. "Alternatively, I could also try to Dig our way inside."

    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

    • POST-ROUND •


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    Last edited by Oslo; 25th December 2014 at 03:24 PM.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    let's check if the coast is clear first, because we're not going to get anywhere without getting a bit of rest.

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    Default Re: [Safari Zone] Oslo's Ostensibly Outrageous Outings! v. 4.0 (Grey, DL, BT)

    BTPOKE'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!

    LOCATION:• old village
    MODE:• classic
    PACK:• ultra ball x3
    CATCHES:• n/a

    • ROUND SEVENTY-NINE •

    You check to see that the coast is clear before taking a short break. Off in the distance, you can see that two of the Loudred zombies investigating the Rock Slide are losing their interest and making their way back to the tower.



    They don't seem to have noticed you, though.

    Also, the Ultra Ball continues to sit on the ground, as Ultra Balls are wont to do.



    HOW DO YOU PROCEED?

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